/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

Techpill
Techpill

Hi! edition

FINAL FANTASY® XIV: STORMBLOOD™ COLLECTOR'S EDITION [PC] Pre-Order
store.na.square-enix.com/product/436377/final-fantasy-xiv-stormblood-collector-s-edition-pc

Little Ladies' Day 2017
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2017/Little_Ladies_Day/

Gear Design Contest (Ranged Magic DPS/Healer Edition)
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/57b6173ca0330be656b9e7c6763a930a1d5ec5bf

Patch 3.55b Notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/d702c56b0d28cd257090bb292c23471f85772028

Letter from the Producer LIVE Part XXXII and XXXIII
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/3ee28e9c3569e2c7be7212675e20a99641370d8d

Red Mage Teaser:
youtube.com/watch?v=SKuIOtF41dI

Samurai Teaser
youtube.com/watch?v=Fp9EgbhokJM

Stormblood Trailer (FULL)
youtube.com/watch?v=Jt1h1MinlLI

Fanfest interview with Yoshi:
gamerescape.com/2016/12/26/famitsu-sits-down-with-naoki-yoshida-at-jp-fan-festival-2016/

New info on class changes for 4.0
/r/ffxiv/comments/5xrv3u/more_information_from_korean_live_letter/

3.5 Gung Ho for GARO Collaboration
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/pr/blog/001753.html

Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells
pastebin.com/raw/YcEBGQWu

Last thread:
veekyforums.com/thread/171060607/video-games

Other urls found in this thread:

veekyforums.com/thread/171060607/video-games
imgur.com/a/2N2ty
wiki.ffxiv-roleplayers.com/pages/Rio_Zaruba
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/b012ecf4cefe6bd1c03342bc9f84c0beeef84931
veekyforums.com/thread/171139110/video-games

5mileys
5mileys

hey boys :wave:

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Elezen thread?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

veekyforums.com/thread/171060607/video-games
Maybe some day..

Firespawn
Firespawn

hi

SniperWish
SniperWish

veekyforums.com/thread/171060607/video-games
That's a shame.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

post euro cats

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

where are the catboys

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

middies!

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Elezens

hi

FastChef
FastChef

ugly!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Daily reminder to dress modestly and slut-shame sluts.

farquit
farquit

cute!

Methshot
Methshot

Middies? Middies!

Emberfire
Emberfire

veekyforums.com/thread/171060607/video-games
I can't say I have much experience in this field at all, I'm sorry...

being a breeding slave always did seem like a worthy goal though :thinking:

SniperGod
SniperGod

on a scale from hand ball to house music how euro is this cat?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Yeah okay.

What are some improvements or changes you guys would like to see in SB? Personally, I'd love an AI overhaul for Egis, Chocobos, and escort NPCs in FATEs. It's alright for now, but I'd like it if they didn't try to have a go at six giant dragon mobs at once like a screaming hobo with a knife.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Who is this whore?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Sophia farm no bonus
Suffice it to say, there was no farming

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

This suncat is too dressed.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

happy is CUTE

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

prude bitches are even worse than sluts

RavySnake
RavySnake

{/pet}

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

who's DICK i gotta succ to get a rar of the OST

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

{heavy thrust} {impulse drive} {impulse drive} {impulse drive} {impulse drive} {impulse drive} {impulse drive} {impulse drive}

Lunatick
Lunatick

this cat isn't euro

Emberfire
Emberfire

they said euro not ero

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

/pet

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

cute!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

it's in the pastebin at the very top

there's more than just FCs and linkshells in there

w8t4u
w8t4u

So with Return to Ivalice being a 24 man, which usually have 12 bosses across them, I'm really hoping that the bosses are all the Zodiac Braves. I'm not really sure if there was stuff from 12 that could make a return and be interesting beyond judges or something, but what other things might they have for bosses?
I especially hope it's the braves since they have that Garo guy along and Garo horror designs are great and the Braves are fucking monstrous.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

yo das a cutie middie

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

lewds when

MPmaster
MPmaster

R A R E

Evilember
Evilember

whoah who is this cutie

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

valkyrie kitten...

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

people who have twitters/social media profiles revolved around their xiv presence

cringe

it's mostly raiders too

farquit
farquit

yucca

5mileys
5mileys

eurovision

iluvmen
iluvmen

post imgur

Inmate
Inmate

why is this cat possesed still?

Illusionz
Illusionz

BEAUTY AND GRACE

happy_sad
happy_sad

twitter seems cool

I meant to get one but too lazy...

TreeEater
TreeEater

I may be wrong, but they may try to implement something to do with the Espers from 12, either the light or dark signs. It's be neat if we could fight each of them and have the light/dark signs be different phases that require different mechanics. Their unfinished stories and glyph designs were some of my favorite parts of 12, and I'd be tickled pink if they went back to add to it.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Moogle's seem so soft (^o^)

Emberburn
Emberburn

It's me, [email protected]

SniperGod
SniperGod

Post lewds

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

nyo

RavySnake
RavySnake

Why are you so cruel?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Olé.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

imgur.com/a/2N2ty

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

And this is why YOU are the BEST catboy.

iluvmen
iluvmen

how do you cure the feeling of throwing up when you drank too much?

RumChicken
RumChicken

this cat is CUTE!!

FastChef
FastChef

By throwing up.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I don't usually parser shame but what the fuck. This is an OT at Nidhogg.
tell guy that he doesn't have to user Power Slash so often if he's OTing anyway (he used it 30 times what the fuck) and he should Soul Eater/Delirium instead
receive lengthy insults in baguette language
Why do I even bother anymore

Lunatick
Lunatick

playing on chaos
honhonhon

Spamalot
Spamalot

lmao fracture

Illusionz
Illusionz

Whats the best way to farm MGP these days? I'm in dire need of 550k.

Soft_member
Soft_member

redpill me on yucca

girlDog
girlDog

fracture

askme
askme

challenge log

Evilember
Evilember

just live in the gold saucers and make sure you do everything in the challenge log

Nojokur
Nojokur

pay me and i'll grind it for you no joke

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Challenge log nigga
Especially Verminion, just play three of the tutorial matches for lmao10kMGP

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

katt!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I enjoy triple triad!

EVEN IF THE FUCKING HARD MODE DUNGEONS NEVER DROP THE BOSS CARDS FOR ME AND IM STUCK ON 146 AN IM SO SICK OF PHAROS HARD.

farquit
farquit

Pretty sure they meant female midlanders

5mileys
5mileys

It's fun to play with angry russians

SniperGod
SniperGod

A male Middie is fine too.

RavySnake
RavySnake

It's a good day.

Inmate
Inmate

Thank you!!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

no all midlanders are fine

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

flavour of the month hair I see

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

More
my dick is readyalbum?

Methshot
Methshot

Post more cute catboys that are also gayboys.

Soft_member
Soft_member

So all catboys, then.

eGremlin
eGremlin

wtf im not gay............

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

More of this handsome hyur please

Evilember
Evilember

:^)

JunkTop
JunkTop

posting catboy(girl)

whereismyname
whereismyname

what is a catboy (girl)? what is this retarded shit
do you ever feel ashamed of yourself

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i've seen enough stuff on the internet to know where this is going

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Redpill me on cat mating season

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

where do i go to pet this cat?

Soft_member
Soft_member

2 male Au Ra on 2 catboys

happy_sad
happy_sad

does THAT person ever feel ashamed of themselves

LOL

5mileys
5mileys

Yeah but I don't think Eorzea needs a marching band.

Playboyize
Playboyize

not you again...........
n0.

Emberburn
Emberburn

the second male cats smell a dick, they have the urge to go find it and suck it

RumChicken
RumChicken

Cute!

askme
askme

Why are you so rude to pure cats?
Did thirsty anons take over this thread?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

first the au ra will have his way with a catboy while the other catboy licks him
then the catboys will team up and double penetrate the male au ra

Snarelure
Snarelure

you are not pure, you just look like a granny

5mileys
5mileys

normally the daily reset happens right at 7
it's 7:05 and nothing yet
wonder what's up
realize it's because i'm an americuck and I have to suffer under DST
guess i'll run dun scat while I wait

massdebater
massdebater

I've heard that the "male" cats have vaginas and "female" cats have dicks, can you confirm?

Prudes are usually the biggest cum guzzlers, much like you.

idontknow
idontknow

LADY PLEASE

whereismyname
whereismyname

no that is canon only for au ra

MPmaster
MPmaster

Queue is taking too long and im bored. Are thighhighs allowed?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Exclusively gay for Spooger booger

Skullbone
Skullbone

When gathering, press F12 to automatically target the doe, numpad5 to lock on it, hold W to move to it, press numpad0 to start gathering.

When you're done gathering, if you design a movement pattern that lets you have another node visible on your screen, you can target it with F12 and repeat the process.

So far, I managed to fully automate gathering with autohokey and the following movement pattern:

(turn 180, (walk forward 2 seconds, do a 360) x 5 times) x forever until node is seen

It works on some locations like La Noscea Siltstone area.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

WTF
delete this RIGHT NOW
picture not related, i dont have many screenshots of my catboy

SniperGod
SniperGod

That's me

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

CUTE

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

cute!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

just duo it with a healer

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

butt!!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

tfw no gf

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

open for /pet and /hug on odin!

farquit
farquit

you'll have to duel me on odin to pet this cat

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

You really think so?

w8t4u
w8t4u

That's exactly what we need.
I'm gonna call Urobutcher right away.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

anyone on aether need second chance points? gonna do dzemael darkhold...

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

cute butt

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Would /pet

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Do I get to duel you naked in your bedroom if I want to hug you instead?

idontknow
idontknow

I wish I didn't have to wake up lol

eGremlin
eGremlin

pump the pub

idontknow
idontknow

never trust [email protected]

eGremlin
eGremlin

no

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

good post

talk to me in game i am friendly..

StonedTime
StonedTime

Which race makes the best futa?

FastChef
FastChef

who are you

Bidwell
Bidwell

nyot true

massdebater
massdebater

None, because futa is shit.

Skullbone
Skullbone

If I want to win in frontlines which of these jobs do I wanna play? What if I want to actually have fun? PLD, AST, BLM

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

you are the prime example of: grown man playing a catgirl to textfuck other obese neckbeards over the internet
why should i trust you, especially after your repeated meltdowns in the past?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

AST to win, PLD to have fun.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Probably going to be responsible for a Marching Band marching into an allagan threshing machine at some point
Fuck, that's gonna sound weird.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Since it was pointed out last thread I'm now noticing lizzer's passive aggressive animations during NPC dialogues
they're pretty cute

MPmaster
MPmaster

Do you like male characters?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I want to trust this Bananer

Evilember
Evilember

i am just parroting a meme

i don't actually expect anyone to believe i am friendly...

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Looking to start an alt somewhere because I'm bored and would like a PoTD buddy any takers?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

whm/ast if you want to carry games, especially if you heal people from other alliances

if you want ot have fun spawn camping nin otherwise any ranged like mch/smn/brd because you don't have to rely on shit healers

Flameblow
Flameblow

what's your character i wanna hit you up

Nojokur
Nojokur

gender/race and if it's not a redflag, i will consider it

takes2long
takes2long

My main is female midlander but I couldn't care less about gender on my alt.

iluvmen
iluvmen

milla valentine

hit me up for what though...

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Do more people do shatter than seize? I wanted the coat from seize so I figured I could get the Garo stuff both out of the way together doing it, unless its dead.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I queue for both shatter and seize and always end up in shatter matches, so I would assume so.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Do NOT trust this [email protected], they will pounce on you when you least expect it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

it was active at garo event release but now people only do shatter anymore

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Heh, If I went with my initial plan and remade my character from other mmo to xiv cat, it would have looked just like you. And would probably had a similar imgur.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Isn't that fine?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Yeah like Tommy from power rangers, he's pretty cool.

Funky.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

If you like getting blind-sided by dumb smelly [email protected] I guess.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

So, who else is fucking HYPED for RDM?
I couldn't wait for SB any longer so I bought a fencing epee and a Magic starting set. I figured I'd get myself a headstart. So while you nerds are figuring out your RDM rotations once the expansion hits, I would've been living and breathing the RDM life. Please look forward to my yellow parses. You're looking at the future 100th percentile RDM.

Supergrass
Supergrass

If we ever come across each other please do.

askme
askme

finally get over him
start really liking someone else
he and new person start to hook up
new person likes him better
death when?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Anyone willing to sell the play dead emotes on Balmung for gil? Need three of those things.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Is that legal....?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Everyone unironically playing on balmung should be chemically castrated.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Nothing is illegal unless you get caught user. Just find someone you trust to buy you it, then slip them some "friendship gil" as a gift.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Nah, but what Yoshi doesn't know won't hurt him, eh?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I don't really need to be paid for it, but if you want the playdead emote just gimme a name and I'll send it in moogle mail.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Rosa Oblita

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

how can you post from the shadow realm?

Illusionz
Illusionz

I called the judge, and he confirmed that Exodia, the Forbidden One was IN FACT not a Magic: the Gathering™ sanctioned card.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Penny sleeves are disgusting.

Firespawn
Firespawn

there are no judges in the duelist kingdom

back to the shadow realm, don't make me get the god cards out

MPmaster
MPmaster

tfw your character never gets any rape threats or anything when you post

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

maybe you can use monster reborn and bring back you and mumu's relationship

Nojokur
Nojokur

you should end your "life"

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Thanks again for the emote, user.

Still looking to buy two of these if anyone's selling.

farquit
farquit

you would like that mumu

Inmate
Inmate

Woah, look at this cute super villain

Flameblow
Flameblow

dude what the fuck

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Pay me with micropenis

5mileys
5mileys

except i wouldn't

w8t4u
w8t4u

I'm not a supervillain, kid...
I'm an action figure!

askme
askme

You want two more of the same emote?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Presumably for his gay erp buddies

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

then why did you beg me to take you back

askme
askme

What the heck. Stop cheating!!!

The sleeves don't really feel as cheap as they look on the pic.
Granted they're not my best set of sleeves, but they're not like the really really cheap ones.

hairygrape
hairygrape

i didn't because i found somebody that makes me happier

RumChicken
RumChicken

Can you two do this somewhere else? It's a sunny day, and you guys are ruining it

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

get professional help you retarded trannies

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

it's not cheating

is it cheating if a blm fights a smn in pvp? im just using a different (and better) strategy

they're my boosters i paid for them ill play how I want

SniperGod
SniperGod

What is the female Au Ra playdead emote like?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Yeah, but not because of what said.

I want them on my main(s).

FastChef
FastChef

you can see the ultra pro silver thing in the corner duder

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I WILL FUCKING pet you

RavySnake
RavySnake

there are people dumb enough to fall for the Milla facade
the same person whos had repeated meltdowns
the same person who kills statics

RumChicken
RumChicken

I want them on my main(s).
So you erp with yourself?

happy_sad
happy_sad

What do you look like without your eyepatch on?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

They're nice to talk to and play with casually. Why do you have to try and date everyone instead of just be friends?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Sorry, don't have one of those. Would gil do?

I don't erp with myself. what the heck.

Booteefool
Booteefool

You have one and you're going to me that mp

Methnerd
Methnerd

tfw you try to stalk your crush on the archives but they share a name with an lol champ

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Wanna erp with me then?

MPmaster
MPmaster

I don't have one, but I can get you that MP.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I mean you could have just said "I have a crush on Shyv" and we'd all know who you were talking about

Flameblow
Flameblow

Lily's three incher is cute!

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

tfw namedropped

my plan has succeeded...

idontknow
idontknow

post pits

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I swear to god I'm gonna make some clothes so you don't have to be a slut 24/7.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Not shyv...

massdebater
massdebater

um okay user...

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

P
S
T

It's not three inches...Stop with these lies.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Lily mp owo

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Alright, I'll finish this LotA and come over to the house.

Methshot
Methshot

Shana cammer

Emberburn
Emberburn

I'm not online for a bit though sorry ;_;

farquit
farquit

Hey could I talk to you in game? I don't want anything from you, just a fellow user who likes to give away free shit now and then I'd just like to talk about what compels you to do what you do

Emberfire
Emberfire

So anyway, what do you guys think SE should do with the old dungeons like Sastasha/Copperbell Mines/Totorak?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Findom leave

Supergrass
Supergrass

all the edge catboys are gay
all the drakn catboys are played by girls
Well now what?!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You can talk to me here though...

Snarelure
Snarelure

Cute image, but what does it have to do with my mana?

I've never cammed for Shana wtf

Playboyize
Playboyize

You could always be like Mel and fanta to catboy so you can be a real fujo.

Illusionz
Illusionz

does your mp not enjoy shanas boycunny?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I can't talk to you here because I'm banned and has to ask my friend to post for me, and I don't think he'll continue to do it for much longer because he's kinda getting mad at me so can we talk I game instead?

Ye, this guy is cutting into my shitpost time, and doesn't even have the decency to buy me a Veeky Forums pass.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

like being a lalafell
drive for lewd goes down to a grinding halt when I go lala
start to instinctively get called to be around other lalas and spam happy emotes like a tard with them

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

That doesn't seem suspicious at all!

I'm not online anymore though, maybe another time.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

No, because it's the same game! But it'd be cheating if I use Exodia to win at Seal Rock

Soft_member
Soft_member

So teensy weensy I just want to watch it try and get stiff!!

Supergrass
Supergrass

post cute lalafell

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I'm not teensy weensy...

King_Martha
King_Martha

Post some good RPC wikis

Lunatick
Lunatick

Same, the struggles of being a handsome male.

takes2long
takes2long

You like this don't you? I mean it /is/free (You)s...

Methnerd
Methnerd

Love it

girlDog
girlDog

The American mid-western town. "Raccoon City" has been completely decimated due to the T-virus outbreak that was instigated by the international corporation "Umbrella"
Claire Redfield. who arrived in Raccoon City to search for her lost brother Chris, and a rookie police officer, Leon S. Kennedy managed to escape from the city, but their ordeal was only a prelude of things to come...
3 months later...

Methnerd
Methnerd

wiki.ffxiv-roleplayers.com/pages/Rio_Zaruba

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I'm gay

massdebater
massdebater

Secondary stat changes:
Parry- Now also increases damage reduction on parried attacks.
Critical hit- Now also increases chance to dodge for tank jobs.
Determination- Now also reduces damage taken for tank jobs.
Skill speed- Now also increases in-combat TP and MP regeneration. Additionally, now reduces the cooldown of various class/job abilities.

Additional changes:
Melee and ranged autoattacks now generate 5 TP. Additionally, TP regenerated by Invigorate, Equilibrium and Purification has been reduced.
Healing spell MP cost reduced and damage spell MP cost increased for healer jobs.

Rate my fanfic

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

methodical appraisal increases rarity by perception x1
have 464 perception
rarity increases by 115
464x1 = 115

Explain

cum2soon
cum2soon

Diminishing returns?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

10/10

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

First appraisal of the node.
Collectables are weird.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Bonus perception?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Crit/Det will still be king and good healers are punished for effectively DPSing while keeping the group up.

Shit/10

iluvmen
iluvmen

autoattacks generate tp
invig reduced
bards and machinists dont auto attack

Illusionz
Illusionz

Where did all the eurocats go?

eGremlin
eGremlin

we're playing the game... what do you want

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

they went to jail for being homophobic

hairygrape
hairygrape

They will in 4.0. Expect Minuet and Gauss to be scrapped or revamped.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Post pictures for my amusement

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I always thought the eyes were different color? I swear ive seen a pic of that cat with the eyepatch eye being white.

Unless one of them was an impostor.

takes2long
takes2long

As much as getting cucced?

likme
likme

I don't expect Gauss to get scrapped at all. Minuet might be changed though, maybe.

Playboyize
Playboyize

nah
maybe ill make the patch eye white/cloudier if i get a free fanta or something

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Hey EU person looking to play XIV, does it matter what server I pick?

SniperGod
SniperGod

You can pick whatever, just be aware of differences of latency should you go anything other than EU. A lot of EU players play on US servers.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Will SE give a free fanta with SB?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Wanderer's Minuet
Cast time 1.5s
Increases damage dealt by weaponskills and auto attacks by x%.
Additional effect: Refresh.
Cannot be used with other songs.
Effect ends upon reaching maximum MP.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Odin is fun and wholesome.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Thats OP as heck my man

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

shiva for germans, they have a xivg ls
moogle for french
ragnarok/odin for endgame, odin has a xivg ls
cerberus/phoenix for mid pop nice people

don't touch zodiark or lich. the full servers open at night/early morning

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

FUCK YOU HQ CATKILLER I HAVE 620 GATHERING AND 530 PERCEPTION. COME TO ME

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Wow. You're not me, user. I was playing dota.
Free (You)s are pretty cool though.

I'm no cucc...

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I will give you lots of (You)s if you post rosa butt...

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Please stop playing male miqo'te if you are a girl.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

many thanks friends.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Not really, it would make the job require more thought

You wouldnt have access to emp and IJ until youve already played another song, you wouldnt have the constant +30%, it would only be while recharging your mp, and you would have to balance your cooldowns around draining and recharging your mp for optimal damage.

Plus it's a new expansion, they could bring other jobs damage (and/or costs to make ballad/paeon more useful) up through their changes to be in line with it if it really proves that strong.

The increased cost route could put ranged into even more of a support role fitting of the name bard, putting it more towards a playstyle where you're going through songs a lot more, and optimizing through your song timing.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Please stop playing female miqo'te if you are a guy.

happy_sad
happy_sad

a lot of guys play catboys as well, having an ugly fujo deceving the poor gays is despicable

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

tfw the quicksand always has plenty of everything except for the one thing I crave, slutty lalas

5mileys
5mileys

how to make fem roe look beautiful?

Hard mode: no cosmetics

SniperGod
SniperGod

Ha ha ha ha ha

Good point

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Rip...I'm not on Rosa and I don't keep reserves of Rosa butt.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

what about ugly men deceiving the poor lesbians? that's even more gross

DeathDog
DeathDog

come to odin

JunkTop
JunkTop

we both know that the scenario you presented doesn't exist

viagrandad
viagrandad

How will I ERP bait then?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

My west-coast friend made me a character on a frequently-locked server while I was asleep! Yay!

StonedTime
StonedTime

how is the morning going thus far xivg, would anyone like to farm some birds/tokens for a bit?

askme
askme

no sorry, i would like to farm, not "farm"

massdebater
massdebater

Just gil things

Techpill
Techpill

Depends entirely on what aesthetic you're going for. It's easy to make a tough girl with all the eyebrow options, but disinterested ice queen is nice, too. Soften the jaw, choose rounder options, and be careful of what glams you use as their shoulders tend to be a bit wider and you can easily look like a linebacker if you're not paying attention.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Which one has the best erp?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You should fanta into your lala.

happy_sad
happy_sad

alright user, good luck in the fields
make the millions

massdebater
massdebater

The best gay encounters I've had have been with people I knew/found out were fujos playing [email protected]

They get into raunchy stuff so readily

WebTool
WebTool

if i made a thaumaturge by accident but wanted to be a pugilist, how quickly could i switch over

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Level 10

Soft_member
Soft_member

Either level 3 or level 5 lets you take the quests for other classes. I can't remember exactly.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Big, fat, throbbing male Au Ra dicks

TreeEater
TreeEater

according to this thread: odin
according to odin: not odin

i don't know user you tell me

Illusionz
Illusionz

then post whatever butt you're on

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Where is my Ravana armor?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Catboys
Bondage

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Can I just send it to you in private? I don't like posting butt on the thread.

Techpill
Techpill

You have to put out if you want the (You)s.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

sure, Shana#3778

RavySnake
RavySnake

I want to see it as well, so get posting.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Stupid fucking micropeen cuck.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Poor Rena Oblita...

RavySnake
RavySnake

he still hasn't carried me through a12s

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I'll carry you through A12S when I learn how to be good at video games. So, never.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I've been looking to picking up this game but I'm not completely sure about it. I got a question regarding PvP, is there some sort of a pvp arena where everyones gear/spells are equal in someway? so more skill based rather then gear based pvp.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

If you're after ERP you go Balmung regardless of region, its the den of degen

RavySnake
RavySnake

Sent!

But I get more (You)s when I don't put out...

Just send me a /tell too, user

I'm no micropeen cuck!

There's no such person...

eGremlin
eGremlin

Looking to start an alt somewhere and looking for a potd friend, anyone?

cum2soon
cum2soon

I need to level paladin...

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'm down, server?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Just send me a /tell too, user
I'm not on balmung

SniperGod
SniperGod

Odin
I'm doing potd for PLD WAR BRD

cum2soon
cum2soon

maybe one day

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I'm going to level healer so that can work. Should I create it?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

do it do it do it
I'm in potd rn, will meet you when i get out

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Name?

Snarelure
Snarelure

post pits

eGremlin
eGremlin

Well, thanks for nothing. Tell Elliot it was fun to hang out/play. I'm gonna kill myself now.
Peace out.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Going to need some time before I get home and available to do it but I will.
Any means to contact you so we won't disappear to each other while waiting?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

do you have discord

eGremlin
eGremlin

Just ask for someone to add you to the LS whenever and you can probably contact people for POTD whenever.

hairygrape
hairygrape

What server do you play on?

Rosa Oblita/Lily Celestine

SniperWish
SniperWish

fuck your shitty ls

cum2soon
cum2soon

Ok xivg i have an excercise for you: draw a bust of your character in a head on, 3/4, or side profile. We learning y'all to draw today

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

cute

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Trying to go for "gentle giant" look, but idk how

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

sayopits OwO

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I do yeah.
Hmm ask who?

Spamalot
Spamalot

who hurt you user

Playboyize
Playboyize

Post id and i'll add you

Flameblow
Flameblow

Everything would be perfect for what you're going for except you need

-Different Hair
-Remove Tattoo

your face and the eye color says "gentle" perfectly

FastChef
FastChef

Can't you just imgur it?

eGremlin
eGremlin

In the thread.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Try giving her a lighter skin tone that gently contrasts with the hair. The face paint might be a bit much, too. It's hard to pull that specific face paint off if you're one of the larger races without coming off hostile/tough. Play around with the eyebrow options, too.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Please use different lighting if you want to make sure your Roegadyn looks alright. I suggest the Thanalan or Limsa Lominsa environments.

Try to also avoid using that face. I know you're going for gentle giant, but it's very hard to pull off that face in general just because it's so... Dopey looking? There are a few nose/chin/eye combos that make it look alright but I've never gotten it to work.

I know this isn't exactly gentle giant esque either, but pic related in making Roes look alright. You don't have to do roundish or soft features, Roegadyn have some pretty good selections for faces.

Evilember
Evilember

Anyone on Gilgamesh want to level to 50 with me? I'm at 47 right now.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Are they ever going to finish building this boat in Drydocks?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

kattepus!!!

Playboyize
Playboyize

Never. They've moved to Idyl then to some Eastern place.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

you because you don't take suggestive screenshots with my catboy

Inmate
Inmate

jersey shore spraytan guido lookin ass

fucking ugly cat

5mileys
5mileys

NO BULLY

likme
likme

It was made for me!

This is my hole!!

Spamalot
Spamalot

i can do that, but we're not on the same server are we...

takes2long
takes2long

ok alright i understand

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Got more solo shots?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

DRR...DRR...DRR...

girlDog
girlDog

That hole was clearly made for a big cock

viagrandad
viagrandad

What's in it for me if I stop?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

y u haff to be mad

massdebater
massdebater

I want to lick Sayo's mayo of that tummy

Emberburn
Emberburn

seto post

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I hated the Monk set from Dun Scaith when it came out, but I'm really warming up to it.

There's a lot of shitty Diabolic sets though

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

go to bed
dream about red xaela
wake up 12 hours later
rush over to computer
realize it was all just a dream
crawl back into bed
sleep for another 12 hours

likme
likme

Shut up, Iofen.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

It will be okay frogman.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Nyo

StonedTime
StonedTime

hie hie

5mileys
5mileys

Welp, I keep forgetting other lighting areas exist, I'll keep that in mind next time.

And yeah I agree that face is really hard to work with, but I don't want to go with face 1 because it looks even MORE derp looking, and the other two seem like too fierce than what I'm going for.

I'll still try playing around with 'em though, god knows spring break has given me ample time to. Thanks for the feedback!

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

your catboy is so cute...

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

truly#7556 add me

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Fug. What FC should I join on Balmung? Soft and DRAKN are too big.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

why does this fujo catboy use lipstick?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Good luck, user. Make sure to post results if you can pull off a good soft Roe face.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

{Hmmm.}

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Do not trust [email protected]

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tfw wanna fanta a character to something completely different but the name is pretty race and gender specific and I'd still feel stupid if I did it anyway

Everything is awful.

RavySnake
RavySnake

because completely nude lips looks dumb as fuck like

i don't know if dudes realize we all have lip color

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tfw started using non lore-friendly names because felt it was less awkward than having a sunseeker name as someting else

Inmate
Inmate

Stratos is a miracle worker. Thanks to him I realized I'm not gay anymore.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Meracle?

viagrandad
viagrandad

default lips already have a color, they look glossy with it

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

meracle
straight

LMAO

Emberburn
Emberburn

I feel your pain, I started off as a Xaela Au Ra, used a Japanese name cause I didn't know they were Mongolian-based and I wanted to change her name appropriately cause Mongolians are cool. Then I got increasingly more racist against lizard people for their abundance because I'm super special snowflake and like to stand out so I went fem Highlander, but I wanted to be TALLER so I went fem roe.

And still with a weeb Japo name. I COULD change it but ech.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

i spent a week as an elezen named handgun bobcat

just think of them as a shapeshifter...

Nojokur
Nojokur

tfw completely in love with elezen
tfw no elezen friend who gets a little too drunk, holds me in an inescapable elf grip, and starts petting me and blowing into my ears like in my japanese drama CDs

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tfw picked gender neutral name based on mythology
always wins

King_Martha
King_Martha

not all faces have lip color.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Roleplay all the time
Don't use a lore name
Nobody cares
Anyone that did care is a sperg and not worth playing with

Did I clear it up?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

but that one has it

Nojokur
Nojokur

I can do that for ya, if you want.

Money up front.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

stop talking about my lips

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

But they're just so kissable.

massdebater
massdebater

If not for avatarfagging, what else would you all want screenshots of?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Memories of things that will never be again.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

cactaur, lots and lots of cactaur

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

You MUST go into first person view and find areas with no player characters to post images. Failure to do so will result in 'ebin' classification and all the consequences that come with it.

This do I hereby decree for final fantasy fourteen general.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Anyone on Aether want to do something I'm bored as hell

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

wanna help me get dreadwyrm pants?, so unsync t13

viagrandad
viagrandad

Yeah why not. Set up private pf I'll join, we'll duo it

FastChef
FastChef

I want to put my lips on them!

RavySnake
RavySnake

I didn't know you can duo t13, but it's up, T13 and private tab, pass is 644

whereismyname
whereismyname

Don't be such a weenie.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Please make an imgur album

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Scroll up a bit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Is your cat futa?

idontknow
idontknow

Friendliest people via race from xivg?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Post teddybear bestfriends!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Bears are the beary best

Lunatick
Lunatick

me - all races except roe and lala

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

please post catpits while doing /pose without wearing anything

MPmaster
MPmaster

Uhm, excuse me, but I want a genuine friendship wih an elezen. I don't want artificial store bought affection from some fraudezen.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Life would be utterly unbearable without my Teddybear Bestfriend™!

farquit
farquit

What was the maintenance last night for? Did anything notable change or happen? I can't find a list of what was done.

TechHater
TechHater

Sounds like you were lusting to me. Whatever you need to tell yourself. I guess I'll get drunk on my own and keep leveling my WHM.

eGremlin
eGremlin

na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/news/detail/b012ecf4cefe6bd1c03342bc9f84c0beeef84931

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

i wanna shoot my jesus juice all over those lips

massdebater
massdebater

What do I do for exp sub 17 on a second class?

Started Marauder, did story and class quest 1-12 and go bored so I wanna level Arcanist for fun to try it. So I just grind mobs and low level fates outside Limsa till I catch up with the story?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Send him a tell, he'll send you a dick pic in no time as long as you give him even a tiny bit of attention

RumChicken
RumChicken

Girls should play girl characters
Boys should play boys

hairygrape
hairygrape

Weird that they didn't include the fact they finally fixed the EM failure notice having Japanese for the last sentence.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Oops, my inventory/armory is full !!

I can't beargin to imagine life without bears!!

Flameblow
Flameblow

moonies are the friendliest obviously

5mileys
5mileys

Thanks! Boring shit, no care.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I miss squid-chan, what happend to her?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Ippiki all over meria

Techpill
Techpill

Yes, they are the easiest sluts to coerce.

DeathDog
DeathDog

tfw literally 1 dps too low on 12s to beat the dummy

th-the dps in my static will carry me right

Spamalot
Spamalot

That's not Ippiki...

Illusionz
Illusionz

quicksand_roleplayers.jpg

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

there has never been a bad person who played roe

most people who play cats, however, are awful

whereismyname
whereismyname

roe
Shrek
Mythbusted.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

The bear pun pressure is starting to bear down on me, so I'm gonna strip bare and take a nap...

See you kids after class.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Akiva
Koata
A'exis

Supergrass
Supergrass

incoming screencap of a cat doing some stupid emote captioned "Nuh uh!"

whereismyname
whereismyname

nyot "nyah ah ah`"
Nyagga newere behind the times.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

The most obnoxious people who post here are roes.

Emberfire
Emberfire

Nuh uh!

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Nuh-uh!

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I want to pound your mound.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

171116559
What an ugly cat.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Im a femroe, what should I make my retainer?

farquit
farquit

Late but guaranteed (You)

RavySnake
RavySnake

post a better one, im legit curious about what you think looks good if you think that's ugly

RumChicken
RumChicken

bad because I'm a gullible retard that believes everything I'm told and never actually had any interaction with them*

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

why does it matter that you're a femroe, make your retainer whatever you want

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Coordinated Lilyposting

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Idk, thought there would be all sorts of advice on retainers as people greatly favor certain races in this thread.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Pst!

Don't be mean

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

oh yeah she's pretty cute
i like both, though

Skullbone
Skullbone

There's nothing good about suncats, especailly not human faced ones.

Flameblow
Flameblow

isnt this S.A?

Emberfire
Emberfire

ok, so post a better one

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

how did i do

viagrandad
viagrandad

SA? Full name?

happy_sad
happy_sad

ya that me

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Ugly

idontknow
idontknow

lol ok mado

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

tfw bnhaka ruined herself

w8t4u
w8t4u

this is my second favourite cat after me

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

There is no hope for people in ultrash.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

No way short hair>long hair anyday

Booteefool
Booteefool

serious stratos

askme
askme

Um WRONG.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

autistic cybersex fatso

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I need to run to the other cities if I want a class not in my home city right?

At what level do you unlock the ship that let's you fly to other cities again? is that a msq?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

close stratos

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

implying this counts as zoom

RumChicken
RumChicken

dancing stratos

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Level 15 MSQ

TechHater
TechHater

It's locked behind the MSQ, yes, and you'll be around 15 when you get access to the airship

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

sitting stratos

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

any girl character that mains tanks is a dude irl

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Thank you. I'm just getting all the classes asap before I decide. I'll push forward. Thanks!

What should I do with the classes I unlock for exp before I can do Potd and when I have no msq at low level any longer? Grind things my level and fates?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

long haired banana
Any more?

FastChef
FastChef

stratos marrying sato

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

you need level 15 msq to get airship
you need level 10 to swap classes
limsa requires airship to travel to first time

SniperGod
SniperGod

red stratos

Emberfire
Emberfire

Just unlock potd asap, and it's probably better to level one class ahead anyways because of the armoury bonus.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Would be good if the piety and crit were swapped

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

is stratos having a meltdown over beepy?
does he need some shopping carts to push back so he gets to stop?

Spamalot
Spamalot

objectively wrong, they ruined themselves with their dumb tomboy haircut, their long hair was so sexy

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

newfag

Emberfire
Emberfire

blue stratos

WebTool
WebTool

eri..

RumChicken
RumChicken

I haven't played since 3.1 and my weapon is ilvl210, with an ilvl average of 207, what is a fast weapon i can go for in order to increase my item level?

askme
askme

Ben made a thread poopy >w< LF cyber buddy

TreeEater
TreeEater

Stratos seems to have misplaced his HIGH ALLAGAN BLADE.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

do pvp for a few days and get a full 235 set

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

armored stratos

askme
askme

censoring stratos

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Armory Bonus?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

what's best materia aside from crit for monk?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

otto'd stratos

happy_sad
happy_sad

All classes below your highest get bonus XP.

Evilember
Evilember

hell yeah

girlDog
girlDog

My last one.

Inmate
Inmate

What chest is that?

Methshot
Methshot

tfw not even b'nhaka is safe from the grown man highlights

feels bad

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Nah they're current short hair suits them a hell of a lot more.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

they're

ultrash ladies and gents

Booteefool
Booteefool

Ahhhh, ok. So yea, always have one above the others. I'll pick one once I dick with all or most of them and take it way further of course but right now I am leveling an alt (I know it's silly cause one can do everything but it's kinda a long story) and I still have 4 more classes I never touched with my main so.

King_Martha
King_Martha

B'nhaka is transitioning. Be kind.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Where do you get level 60 DoL Gear?

viagrandad
viagrandad

What was that update for?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Fuck auto correct.

5mileys
5mileys

Scrip exchange in Idyllshire, then get you some Ironworks when you can afford it.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

don't you know he's already found another cyber buddy lol

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Blue scrips if you don't want to straight up buy ironworks.

SniperWish
SniperWish

I had to slowly farm blue scrips to get it
Most people will tell you to buy ironwork

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

b'nhaka just joined my harem
pure my ass lol

SniperGod
SniperGod

Thanks my dude

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I want to mating press this [email protected] and stick around to raise the litter

SniperWish
SniperWish

guys im gonna post naka bp

naka bp

ok i just posted naka bp

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

your mom just joined my harem
adopted my ass lol

Playboyize
Playboyize

why tho

MPmaster
MPmaster

I love this meme because it illustrates the 3 states of naka bp in relation to time.

guys im gonna post naka bp
Shows us the future, that is, the naka bp that's yet to come

naka bp
Shows us the present, which is the naka bp the currently is

ok i just posted naka bp
Shows us the past, the naka bp that has already passed

This is a very good post.

StonedTime
StonedTime

tfw you realize sadness is a meme
Holy shit. I've never been happier.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Anyone here play on Goblin? I'm trying to start up a free company and have some people to play with

Techpill
Techpill

Really activates the almonds...

SniperGod
SniperGod

DET is a safe bet but SkS isn't far behind just don't overdo the latter

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

playing on a dead server
why?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I have an alt on goblin

Firespawn
Firespawn

elzn...

StonedTime
StonedTime

deep, logical and thought provoking post

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I just started, which ones are the most active?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

log on
hit up trials roulette
get steps
immediately all the tanks and healers leave
lol

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Post brown cats

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Represent

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

no

SniperWish
SniperWish

i like playing this game

Booteefool
Booteefool

PUT MY DICK

IN YOUR MOUTH

idontknow
idontknow

me too

Snarelure
Snarelure

You and I both know we can't apply to these lists because of how often we change.
We have our own spot on the smallest of the small brains.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Could you please stop posting this ugly catboy?
Only the sexy, good looking ones should post here.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Isnt that more neko not seto?

Skullbone
Skullbone

you should play him more often in my company

Booteefool
Booteefool

lalafell
get that pedoshit outta here

farquit
farquit

shhh

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Gilgamesh and Balmung.
Pay up to go there.

whereismyname
whereismyname

I'm like level 3

Lunatick
Lunatick

Who's your favorite Elezen?

eGremlin
eGremlin

But those don't sound as cool as goblin

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

everything I do is under constant scrutiny by very, very angry healers who are waiting for one micro slip from their arbitrary 100% efficiency route through the dungeon
pull one "wrong" monster or don't pull enough and you get abused
This isn't like my healslut greentexts at all!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

CUTE CUTE CUTE

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

yep the healers in this game are cancerous

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Holy shit your elezen is a goddess ;-; I hope your day is going well and that you are enjoying yourself, user!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

New York also doesn't sound as cool as Funkley, but that doesn't make the latter any better than the former.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Have you been enlightened?

Methnerd
Methnerd

It's not that good user but thanks!

Flameblow
Flameblow

Pugilist trainer's name is Hamon

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

desu people shouldn't be dying to avoidable aoes

askme
askme

miqo'Re

idontknow
idontknow

I revise my resting bitch face comment to ape face
what the fuck happened

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

post your 12s clear

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What the fug FC should I join?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

your 12s clear

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I wish my healers would at least tell me what I'm doing wrong
Its my first time tanking at all
I don't know these low level dungeons by heart
I don't know how many mobs I'm suppose to tank at once because I don't know how good you can heal

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I'll heal you

MPmaster
MPmaster

join soft nobody else will accept you

SniperWish
SniperWish

See

MPmaster
MPmaster

Thanks!

whereismyname
whereismyname

catboy tank
problem solved

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

You know which one you micropenis cuck.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Soft is too big though.

I'm not on Goblin though

Whoa! Joe Never!? I don't have a micropenis, but application sent!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

After getting house land, how much does a small cottage cost for the plans?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

You can tank everything and as long as you're using cooldowns correctly you can blame your death on the healer being inefficient. Yes, this is cruel, but tough. The way healers let you die in any dungeon pre Aurum Vale is them not healing as a result of MP or something even more ridiculous like falling asleep, but in every dungeon, even as WHM, there's not enough damage incoming where you could run out of MP. The closest you get is Darkhold when you go in as a WHM and Holy bomb the first room, and even then the tank won't die because those crystals are overpowered and need a nerf

whereismyname
whereismyname

healers expect you to do everything right and don't want to say how much to pull and stuff
then they get upset when you die even with cds on

its epic desu

TreeEater
TreeEater

He's great please be patient with him

Skullbone
Skullbone

not playing on the best server
don't worry a transfer will help you there

Emberburn
Emberburn

You get those people, but if I'm healing and you're doing small pulls, I would at least ask you to pull more and that I can handle it as long as you're using cooldowns. What ticks me off the most are the tanks that pull fucking everything, drop tank stance, don't pop any cooldowns then complain I'm not DPSing when I'm having to spam heals just to keep their dumb asses alive.

Emberfire
Emberfire

thanks user

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

What happened to glory?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Mado and the tonberry elezen are my favs. CG always has really nice elezens too though.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Anyone selling a game card for gil on balmung?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

If soft is too big then why did you just apply to something even bigger?

Evilember
Evilember

i can hook you up user

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I didn't really. Just between you and me, I don't really think that was Joe Never.

Soft_member
Soft_member

At low levels dps don't have much aoe, and even if they have pugs tend not to use it, so pull one pack at the time.
From 50 you can start pulling 2-3 packs or in most cases until you hit a road block. Same at 60.
People hate slow tanks, so move that ass.

5mileys
5mileys

how much gil are we talking?

massdebater
massdebater

5-6mil, i can go lower maybe.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

450k

5mileys
5mileys

How much for two play deads?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

If I somehow get a plot, how long do I have to put a house on it before they take it away from me?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Are you ditching Rena for real now?

Spamalot
Spamalot

2m sound fair?

40days i think

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Okay friends I completed all the challenge logs for MGP and im 70k closer to my chair, does anyone know what the best way to grind outside of log is these days, though?

Snarelure
Snarelure

That downgrade in fun for the MNK story compared to PUG

Skullbone
Skullbone

wonderous tails

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I might jump on that, was just trying to see what the price would be

Supergrass
Supergrass

I would love confirmation that I can pull more.

Also if my healer looked like this I'd want to be pet a lot for doing a good job.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

This so fucking much

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

The HW MNK story is kinda neat, at least. It's still not as nice as PGL, but it's better than the ARR MNK story

MPmaster
MPmaster

Sounds good. Will send you a /tell once I get enough cash.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Should I go?

cum2soon
cum2soon

why not

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

just pst whenever you're ready

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I feel you

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Does /xivg/ have an active LS on Balmung?

Evilember
Evilember

Ultrash

FastChef
FastChef

That one scene near the end of the PGL story (you know the one) actually got my heart racing for a moment. It was so brilliantly done.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

i would pay ada money for dickings desu

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

If I stand around in the Quicksands looking mysterious will I get approached?

Firespawn
Firespawn

pst

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Why do you want to be approached?

idontknow
idontknow

Which one are you?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

depends on search info

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Search info and where are you planning to stand
What sort of approaches you get changes based on what part of the quicksand you're in

Lunatick
Lunatick

Wish level sync didn't take abilities away

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Any FCs on Girugamesh?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I wouldn't pay him money, but I kinda have a nice fantasy of asking him to hold hands and roleplay a really cutesy romance that eventually turns into something filled with passionate lovemaking and whispering sweet nothings into his ear, but I don't think he'd be into that.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

have to find your own

SniperGod
SniperGod

I wish it didn't take levels away.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Not even an LS?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

what part of find your own dont you understand?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I'm no longer in Gilgamesh but when I was the Linkshell was terrible. Full of people that would make fun of you and bully you for no reason other than to be dicks.

JunkTop
JunkTop

There is a LS and the only FC I know of on there is Sandcats/Mado's FC but yeah....

Bidwell
Bidwell

Not really, it's kinda sad

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You know...

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I will marry this Seto!

Snarelure
Snarelure

Not sure why all the other replies are being dumb, there's a linkshell we all use

King_Martha
King_Martha

cute

Emberfire
Emberfire

Are you blind?

TreeEater
TreeEater

ugly

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

/petpetpetpetpet

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Uh... Okay.

Can you shoot an invite to Makuta Teridax, then?

askme
askme

Haha all mine

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

best name

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

horny losers cosplaying fucking pixiv shit

epic

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Horny

The HECK?

Nice facepaint.......

hairygrape
hairygrape

grown men

DeathDog
DeathDog

That can be arranged.
It'll either be a night to remember or a night that you can't because the drinks were spiked and now you're down a kidney.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Missed the most important post in a long time, thanks work.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Sol?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

mutual facials
hot

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Its not in the reward for it this week.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Whats the ideal blue scrip collectable rotation with 700GP? Does it change much from 600?

JunkTop
JunkTop

It doesn't, you don't really need more than 650.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

tfw you be nice to Seto but all he does is bully

King_Martha
King_Martha

O-oh.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

It doesn't since it doesn't allow for any new significant changes.
650 is the key point for just being able to increase success rate

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yes Hello?
Okay.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

tfw seto won't fuck me

MPmaster
MPmaster

What should it be then? Its been ages.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Still on cact?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Sol is CUTE!

likme
likme

ugly mikha clone

Techpill
Techpill

650 is just your standard rotation with an increase to gathering so that you remove the chance of failing. 700 GP is for other things, not collectable rotations, but just general gathering yield on materials you want

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

sols sols...

Illusionz
Illusionz

/pet

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It's fun to bully Seto. It gives me a giggle.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

homo as fuck

MPmaster
MPmaster

good post

just ask him...

RavySnake
RavySnake

Not anymore, you find me dividing my time being boring on Moogle or a degen on Balmung. Kidding.
Who this? Grey is nice.
Stop
Do I /pet back?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

A giggle

{/furious}

STOP MAKING FUN OF MY LAUGH

Who?

Bad post...

Lunatick
Lunatick

tfw i don't want seto to fuck me but i secretly do

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Do I /pet back?
Yes, you have to. Those are the rules

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Idk who that is..

It's me!

Snarelure
Snarelure

never know unless you ask..

Firespawn
Firespawn

What is the rotation?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

/pet
Then my intuition was right, cute.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I've done this with him. Do it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

moogle
But you're not french.

Lunatick
Lunatick

how do I in2 degeneracy

MPmaster
MPmaster

post butt

RavySnake
RavySnake

Be some thirsty euro-cuck, get a bad reputation, insult a few people, burn some bridges, be the worst possible human being and only have the thirstiest assholes surround you as "friends."

That's how Seto does it.

Spamalot
Spamalot

pst...

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

post butt

Spamalot
Spamalot

How do you waifu a Shana?

Firespawn
Firespawn

I'm not thirsty or a cuck...........

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

only have the thirstiest assholes surround you as "friends."

Such as who?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Post the nicest screenshot you've taken recently

Supergrass
Supergrass

Can't defend being on Moogle at this point.
But at the time the people I did talk to was there.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Cant post it here or I will get banned.

idontknow
idontknow

How was it?

I don't thing I am degen enough for you though, you might get bored.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Looking good old timer

Evilember
Evilember

How is Soft?
Good FC?

FastChef
FastChef

People like Guffy, Shana, anyone in soft or drakn. If you associate with any of those people, you're automatically on a blacklist to be honest.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Give me a boyfriend.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Look at it this way user, you never know until you try. You're taking yourself out of the race without even getting to the starting line.

Skullbone
Skullbone

how do i get a lalafell wife

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Is there anyone still left there?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

remember your journal this week, user!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

This is a really cute Au Ra. Single?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

pst

Booteefool
Booteefool

Im not good at taking nice screenshots.

King_Martha
King_Martha

Beepy is really nice looking without the facepaint.

Why do you list guffy and shana twice?

askme
askme

How do you hide your massive brown cock in that little thong thing?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

only if you like lapsitting

Supergrass
Supergrass

I usually don't care fore your characters, but this exudes slutty elf. Good work, Ada.

SniperWish
SniperWish

ugly and crazy

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

dont you want to fix beepy and have him be your super loyal lizard bf

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

it's not actually beepy

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

im wondering the same thing

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

By ending a lalafell life

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Soft or Drakn
Then what damn FC am I suppose to go to play with the general?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

lala butts cant be posted here

cum2soon
cum2soon

years of tucking practice.

t-thanks

hairygrape
hairygrape

Edge

Evilember
Evilember

Just put ERP in your search info friend.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Go to a primal server

King_Martha
King_Martha

are you cute irl?

Flameblow
Flameblow

got 5 seals so far
they're all randomly scattered around the edges and there's no way I can get a line by 7 seals so i'll have to grind second chance points
materia markets crashed and burned since diadumb 2.0 so every reward below the 3-line ones are next to worthless now
great job introducing a means of getting players to do old content and then rendering it pointless only a couple patches later Yoshi-p
now i have to start buying gil to gear up all the jobs i'm leveling because my only means of making money in-game through selling materias is neutered now

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Nice picture 4 u.

I really, REALLY like this elf.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Don't know why you'd want to purposefully embroil yourself or associate with anyone in here. It's a drama filled shithole.

5mileys
5mileys

Beepy you look naked without your paint and its very lewd.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

not raking in dough the day diadumb came out with new gathering/crafting items
not gouging the fuck out of prices to profit off those dorks that just have to be the first ones wearing the new gear

you only have yourself to blame for being a stupid broke nigger

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

ehh, not like adonis or anything. i'm pretty average all around.

she's really popular, i guess this is a nice change of pace from not really knowing what i want to play

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

u did it I've been trying for ages to get a dumb bimbo look and you have exactly the look I was going for

fuck you

WebTool
WebTool

The people selling diadem mats were retarded. You could buy the mats, craft the gear and sell it for 5x the price of the mats. It was beautiful.

Lunatick
Lunatick

I was told I wouldn't get accepted

I don't RP or ERP and yes I know that shouldn't be on Balmung if I don't do either

I'm just look for people to run shit with, I always end up playing MMOs solo

w8t4u
w8t4u

Maybe you'll hear from me in the future then.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Are there any decent looking bows that aren't
fuckhuge
boring to look at

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

elfin bow

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Earn it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

guys, i craft. having lots of money in a themepark mmo is important!

tfw still have 50 million, 2 classes bis, 12s clears, and never touched gathering or crafting

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Then find an FC without that. Or ask in the discord about it. Plenty of people that are smart enough to stay away from soft and drakn.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

tfw can hit on Ada's hot ass from my alt and no one knows or cares enough to know

Skullbone
Skullbone

u will never be someones dumb bimbo
why even live

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I haven't taken very many recently ; u ;

eGremlin
eGremlin

she's actually inspired by one of my favorite posters on neko sentai

looking forward to it~

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

naming your file names
I wonder who this could be?

Playboyize
Playboyize

If you're smart then you should have no issues being in either. It's not hard to talk to people and find out which ones won't work for you.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Good for you?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Probably not who you're thinking, honestly.

looking forward to it~

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

but I already am

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm thinking of a faggot, how close am I?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

ugly

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I I am made of envy.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Server?

SniperGod
SniperGod

no starred MIN or BTN collectables

Yoshi-P personally victimized me today.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Why is Curtana so much better than excalibur

King_Martha
King_Martha

Dead on

Illusionz
Illusionz

tfw crownbrush starred today

massdebater
massdebater

queue for matron
dickass BRD keeps pulling everything down below while we're trying to get unspoiled nodes
ends up killing four people with mob AOEs as they're flying down and wastes their time/cordials

This is fucking bullshit.

RavySnake
RavySnake

just wish I was dumber

whereismyname
whereismyname

everyone wants to be Jetstream Sam / Raiden / Macaroni Kenshin
realize that I can finally get MOTIVATED

Best fucking feeling.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Fuck off, Mel.

Methshot
Methshot

Today is the day I stop being spaghetti and ask them to ERP with me.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

i dont like futa and you think i made an alt to hit on a futa

coward & also retarded!

girlDog
girlDog

nigga who the fuck is mel

wrong guess

hairygrape
hairygrape

is it time?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Try out Matron
The bosses have 60 yard AoE skills that go through both forms of stealth and walls

Yoshi is a hack

Inmate
Inmate

all my roulettes are done
What the hell do I do now?

WebTool
WebTool

y-yeah, sure

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

how's your WT book?

askme
askme

name/server/marital status/sexual preference

Lunatick
Lunatick

the fire rises

King_Martha
King_Martha

Trade it in and work on a new one.

girlDog
girlDog

Good luck! Font stop when Naka starts crying in the corner, that's normal.

takes2long
takes2long

My bad.

Fuck off, Mel.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

tfw not as much of a paranoid schizo as this

feels good

Firespawn
Firespawn

god mado is s-tier elz

SniperGod
SniperGod

Not Naka. He doesn't talk to me.

Inmate
Inmate

Do 10% of the game's content
Why is there nothing to do??

This is the problem with modern MMO players

idontknow
idontknow

Hey guys, I hear you like to play Final Fanta.... oh, nvm.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Figure it out/Girugamesh/Single/female or futa

Lmao holy shit, rare mado

MPmaster
MPmaster

an actual literal autistic fuck misusing neurological disorder names

TreeEater
TreeEater

WHY IS THIS DELETED

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I don't want to continue.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Initials of the lucky ebin? and if they won't maybe I will..

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

I need direction

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

my fave (non flashy) bows are:
old world bow
baldur bow
raijodo
bow of the heavens

viagrandad
viagrandad

Because this is a blue board.

Just reset your 1-49 and unsync a Tam-tara. Takes literally 4 minutes.

Bidwell
Bidwell

I'd like a Choco to attack something that attacks me instead of just sitting until I attack back.

iluvmen
iluvmen

irony

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

He finally proposed to me.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

SV

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Reject him and post reactions.

farquit
farquit

Is that gonna give me a cactuar or something?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

baldur bow is the best

SniperGod
SniperGod

The sticker you get is always random. Hes just suggesting a fast method.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

that'll give you less control over your chocobo and probably be more annoying
chocobo attack options maybe

SniperGod
SniperGod

just now realizing they took out the little ladies day stuff
and I've been standing in town for a while now

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

*wakes up from the dream*

JunkTop
JunkTop

what if you were already awake and this is the dream

Playboyize
Playboyize

WHAT WAS IT

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Shitty Mado titties, literally "I drew pink spots on my sister's Barbie Doll" tier.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Yeah, at least an option would be nice, but I liked how avatars worked in FFXI.

idontknow
idontknow

can someone post thighs
either midlander or lala thighs are preferred but all are okay

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

veekyforums.com/thread/171139110/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/171139110/video-games
move

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Oh... a drawing or nude mod screenshot?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

mod.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

start by sending a tell

I'm going to bed now though so discord only