/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Payday: Crime War, Raid: WW, and Payday 3 General

Where did this ONE meme come from even.

youtube.com/watch?v=cHJKXIjTxIE

When does he say this anyway? Never heard it in about three hundred hours of play.

when dropping bags into the loot point i believe

when throwing bags in. specifically i heard it when he was an ai sitting by the fucking van on stealth.

do you not ever stealth?

Apparently I never played as or with John Wick enough.

>he doesn't have Criminal Intent set as his main menu song

Don't mind me, just the best song passing through.
youtube.com/watch?v=7P_qvg3wL5o

I can't find a ONE Wick video amidst all the ONE DOWN results so have my shitty example video: youtube.com/watch?v=BC6CXLaFrHQ

John Wick was the first heister added since PD2's launch, out of left field. On top of all the reasons to give OVK shit for shilling him as a Crimefest reward ;), he was never capable of counting bags past one. OVK issued several "fixes" but they never fixed it. Then they kept adding new heisters and those heisters had problems counting too.

Eventually they just deleted all the counting lines from most of the heisters because they couldn't fix it in the 2+ years they tried. I should check if they tried counting again with Scarface.

Oh yeah forgot to mention, if you're new, you probably haven't heard him say ONE or ever will since they deleted the counting lines shortly after Rust's release because Sydney/Jimmy/Rust all couldn't count properly.

Gaben and Valve can't count to 3.
Payday gang can't count to 2.

when can we remove sydney and rust and scarface and bohdi and jiro
none of them fit in at all fuck I hate them

i heard it a few days ago doing solo stealth heist. cant remember which one, but i heard it. and yeah, he couldnt count.

jiro i enjoy but only because of his accent.

>i heard it a few days ago doing solo stealth heist. cant remember which one, but i heard it. and yeah, he couldnt count.
Oh okay then.

I guess Wick gets to be the special ONE.

>he doesn't have For the Kill set as his main menu song

>because they couldn't fix it in the 2+ years they tried
dear god

>Being this incompetent

>Being surprised they're this incompetent

I don't think I'm doing this stealth thing the right way.

tfw no qt catboy heister

Where is the loli heister?

all the heisters have a "this is a single bag" line and then a "these are a few bags" line. They fixed wick constantly saying his single bag line all the time ages ago. Try it, he doesn't do it anymore. its sad

JoJo?

Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- High Times (slakt_2)
- Mass Murderer (any_300_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Boom! (daily_grenades)
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Keep those helmets flying! ;)

yup it's from the PS3 game

Akimbo Micro UZI when?

How does this general still exist?

More like, Gage BBQ pack

Gay scalies.

What even is this "Gay scalies" thing and where did it come from?

its a furry thing

yeah but what is the story behind it?

bestiality

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i blacklist weebs

YEAH

and?

First Aid kits are useless as everyone either has health regen or berserker.

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I'm looking for a picture that I lost.
It's wolf sitting on the ground painting other masks
and he looks really cute

Can anyone post it?

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sadly not this one but thats also pretty nice
thanks for the contribution

INFAMOUS

LEVEL SIXTEEN

*riffs*

What is the best weapon to use on dodge

for what difficulty ?

car-4 with DMR kit

Anything with high concealment rating so your detection stays low.

Katana

Clarion

amcar and chimano compact

>yfw the funnel of fun can be actually useful for helping the famas to reach the 46 damage breakpoint.

Really makes you think to be honest.

post houstons I lost my folder

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woof
hostn

jaketto

how do we fix Sydney?

I call this one "Anime was a mistake"

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Sugoi desu ne

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Add penis

make uglier

Ashamed to ask
What is the difference between crime wave edition & the big score?
Buying it as a gift, asked the clerk who had no fucking clue
>they're the same, but this one has more
>so they're not the same?
>no they're the same but this one has more
Literally what?

One has a bunch of DLC in the dics while other you have to download, don't buy the fucking console version unless you like waiting for 400 days per update

delete her

big score has more dlc

>46 damage breakpoint.
If that's a """""breakpoint""""" to you, you are a nu male pussy who plays difficulties made for literal children

Dlc that include missions? Or just weapons?
So can I save 20$ by buying crimewave as a gift? Is it worth the extra 20$ to get the big score?

Nigger there is a 46 breakpoint for BE on DW steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=805803819

DLC means weapons and content

SNAIPA!

I know what dlc can include. But if I'm paying 20$ for one weapon pack and one heist I'd rather just buy crimewave

Buy a PC instead, peasant

Again. Not for me. I play on pc.
It's a gift.
For another human.
A friend.
You should look into it.

>consolecucks are too stupid to Google stuff
Whoa

Just buy crimewave and give the person a receipt if they don't want it

>wanting a PCuck
>ever

>145+

why the fuck don't they just buy a $10 still from home depot instead of a ten million dollar piece of shit that breaks when you breathe too hard

Overkill does not into logic, but if they paid that fuckton for a drill, people are gonna get suspicious in an instant

do you know what time it is

6:05 PM

23:07

00 :10

it's time for you to get a watch xDDD

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SPEAK UP
CAN'T HEAR YOU

*Clang clang clang

tfw no scalie bf