/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Liu Bei did nothing wrong edition

Real history is boring.

>he wants to see Sima Shi in anime fashion dispatch a generic Li Feng who says "i'll let you go for now don't think you've won"
>he doesn't want to see Sima Shi beat Li Feng to death with a sword handle

> Zhang Zhao was angry that he had been ignored, so he went home and refused to attend court. Sun Quan was angered by this and went to Zhang Zhao’s house. Since Zhang Zhao refused to come out, he sealed up the gate with dirt, locking him inside of his estate. Zhang Zhao responded in kind and piled dirt up on the other side of the gate so that it would not open one way or another. Zhang Zhao evidently remained sealed in his estate for several months while the situation in Liaodong unfolded. Gongsun Yuan returned to his loyalty to Wei, and Sun Quan’s ambassadors met with disaster. Sun Quan now saw that Zhang Zhao’s advice was wise after all and wanted to apologize. But Zhang Zhao refused to come out of his estate to meet with Sun Quan. In what must have been a flash of insanity, Sun Quan decided to set Zhang Zhao’s gate on fire in hopes of scaring him out. But Zhang Zhao was the most stubborn man in the Three Kingdoms and refused to leave, even with the gate on fire. Sun Quan eventually realized this and extinguished the flames. He then sat outside of Zhang Zhao’s house for a long time. Zhang Zhao’s sons thought that this had gone on more than long enough. They seized him and carried him to the door, then helped him and Sun Quan into a carriage. They went to the palace, where both of them apologized for their behavior. After that, Zhang Zhao returned to court once again.

>Zhang Zhao’s sons thought that this had gone on more than long enough. They seized him and carried him to the door, then helped him and Sun Quan into a carriage.
lol

I love learning this stuff.

no, I wanna be Guts, Luffy or Link being stylish and killing thousands of mooks.

>Fei Yi did an excellent job in his administrative role. He ha a perfect memory and never forgot anything he saw or read. Because of his extraordinary brilliance, he was able to handle all of the government’s daily documents, records, and such by noon and would spend the afternoons and evenings inviting guests to his home and throwing banquets. And this wasn’t because Shu didn’t have a lot going on. When Dong Yun replaced Fei Yi, he tried to emulate Fei Yi’s lifestyle but within 10 days the government almost came to a complete standstill because of all of the paperwork that hadn’t gotten done yet.

What was Sun Quan's problem? It's like after Yiling he went full retard.

BAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Old age most likely brought on senility to a degree. He was still capable of making sound and rational decisions. That whole Gongsun Yuan situation was a clusterfuck for all parties involved though.

>he doesn't know

Oh boy, time to post more of Sun Quan's "incidents".

>The King (Sun Quan) was drinking with his body of officials; he rose up and went around to toast everyone. Yu Fan lay prostrate on the ground and feigned as if he could not contain any more wine. When the King left him, Yu Fan rose up and took his seat. The King was very angry, and grasped his sword to strike at him. Of those sitting in attendance on him there was not one who was not startled and frightened. It was only the Minister of Agriculture (da sinong) Liu Ji who rose up and embraced the King, remonstrating with him. Liu Ji said, “After three cups of wine the Great King in person will kill an excellent gentleman. Yu Fan deserves his punishment, but will the world believe that? Furthermore, the Great King has been loved by the empire because he is able to tolerate the worthy and nourish the multitudes. Must he give up his good name on the spur of the moment?"

>The King said, "Even Cao Mengde killed Kong Wenju {aka Kong Rong}. Why can’t I kill Yu Fan?"

>Liu Ji said, "Cao Mengde was frivolous enough to kill a gentleman; the empire blamed him for it. But the Great King himself is practicing virtue and justice, with the intention of becoming a peer of Yao and Shun. How can he compare himself with such a man?” Yu Fan’s life was thus saved. Then the King ordered to his attendants, that from now on no man should be killed if he, in a moment of intoxication, should issue such a command. Liu Ji was Liu Yu’s son.

>when your daddudu doesn't notice you

>Sun Quan was in Gong’an at that time, so he took Lü Meng into the inner palace for care, and recruited doctors from all parts of the realm to treat him. An edict was issued stating that he who was able to treat Lü Meng’s illness would be awarded one thousand gold. Whenever Lü Meng required acupuncture treatment, Sun Quan would feel sad for him and on several occasions wished to go and see his complexion. However, fearing that he would disturb him, he cut a hole in a wall and watched Lü Meng through it from outside. When he saw that he could eat a bit of food, Sun Quan would become glad, and spoke happily to his attendants. Otherwise, he would sigh, and not be able to sleep at night. When Lü Meng seemed to be improving, Sun Quan granted a general amnesty to all in Lü Meng’s honour, and all the officers rejoiced and congratulated him. However, the illness then took a turn for the worse, and Sun Quan went to visit him personally, and ordered Taoist priests to pray under the stars for Lü Meng’s life. Lü Meng eventually died in the inner palace at the age of 42. Upon his death, Sun Quan was grief-stricken, and fasted in mourning of him. Before his death, Lü Meng had carefully stored all the gold and treasures ever awarded to him, and ordered that, on the day of his death, the keeper of the store were to return all of it to the state. He also willed to keep funeral expenses to a minimum. When Sun Quan heard about it, his grief doubled.

>In 230, Sun Quan sent Wei Wen and Zhuge Zhi with 10,000 soldiers to sail the seas in search of the semi-mythical islands Yizhou and Tanzhou, hoping to capture these islands and add them to his domain. Naturally, Sun Quan’s advisers objected to this - particularly Lu Xun and Quan Zong - but he ignored them.

>Tanzhou was particularly mythical. According to legend at the time The Qin emperor sent a magician named Xu Fu and a boat full of young men and women in search of the mythical Mount Penglai in order to obtain an elixir of immortality. Xu Fu found the island and stayed there, populating it with the woman he brought with him. His descendants colonized it, and they occasionally came to Kuaiji to trade, though it was nearly impossible to sail to the island. The historian Hu Sanxing believed that Tanzhou was, in fact, Japan - that the islands of Japan were discovered by Xu Fu’s expedition and colonized by him. Of course, most Japanese people violently protest this, but there is no way to know for certain, and it would explain certain cultural similarities.

>Yizhou was also largely mythical. It was said to be an island where it was summer all the time. All kinds of foods were abundant, and it had rich natural resources. The people of the island used deer antlers for weapons, and entire families slept in the same bed.

>Zhuge Zhi and Wei Wen never reached Tanzhou, but they did find an island that they decided must be Yizhou. However, their whole expeditionw as a horrible disaster, as was their attempt to conquer the island By the time they returned to Wu in 231, 80-90% of their soldiers were dead. Sun Quan was angered by their failure and executed both of them.

>The King said, "Even Cao Mengde killed Kong Wenju {aka Kong Rong}. Why can’t I kill Yu Fan?"
Liu Ji really should have said "Cao Cao killed him because he was a political opponent, you're going to kill Yu Fan because he doesn't want a drink"

...

Finally, there's this incident where Sun Quan exposed himself as a barafag.

>Zhou Tai did a lot for Sun Quan. At one point, the man literally used his body as a shield to protect Sun Quan when he was just 14. At one point, Sun Quan decided to reward this by making Zhou Tai Commander of Ruxu, a very important military position. Basically, if Cao Cao was going to attack Wu, he’d do it there.
But when Zhou Tai got there, some of the officers didn’t want to take orders from him. Some were from better families, some felt that they had more achievements, and some just didn’t want to do what Zhou Tai said because they’d been around longer.

>When he heard about this, Sun Quan went to Ruxu to settle things. He held a special banquet for Zhou Tai to demonstrate how much he valued him. And then things started to get weird.

>Sun Quan ordered Zhou Tai to take off his clothes in front of everyone. Quan then pointed out each and every scar Zhou Tai had and made him talk about how he got them.

>While it sounds kind of nice, really try to picture this. On the one hand, you’ve got Sun Quan who was probably drunk as hell. And then there’s Zhou Tai, who is just standing there bareass naked. Then Sun Quan starts to lovingly trace all of his scars and Zhou Tai has to relive traumatic moments from his recent past. All the while, a bunch of Wu officers who didn’t respect Zhou Tai to begin with are just sitting there trying not to laugh or cry while this goes on.

Too bad one of those banquets got him killed.

DELET

>wei hypothetical route
>wu demolished
>lu bei goes from controlling literally nothing to half the fucking land of china in the blink of an eye
>not even by winning a decisive battle
>but by running away and using the power of friendship

Getting real sick of the Shucuckoldry at KT.

>When the warlord Cao Cao raised an army to participate in the campaign against the tyrannical warlord Dong Zhuo, who controlled the Han central government, he engaged Dong Zhuo's general Xu Rong at the Battle of Xingyang. Xu Rong defeated Cao Cao in battle and forced him to retreat. While fleeing from the enemy, Cao Cao lost his horse so Cao Hong got off his own horse and offered it to him. When Cao Cao declined, Cao Hong said, "The world can do without (Cao) Hong, but it can't do without you." He then escorted Cao Cao on foot to the bank of the Bian River. As the river was too deep for them to wade across, Cao Hong swam around in search of a boat and finally found one. They crossed the river and returned to Cao Cao's hometown in Qiao County safely.

Truly a real human bean

Forgot my memeface so you'll know how I feel.

B E N E V O L E N C E

>that design
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

Atleast its not as bad as Cao Zhen's

literally xu zhu

Wu deserved better than this shitlord.

>Cao Zhen's character will literally be "bullied fat kid" if he is added

What about Xu Zhu?

xu zhu was, is and will always be "retarded fat kid"

don't you mean Xu Shu? or am I thinking of Xu Chu?

Xu Shu is the hooded She/Wei strategist with the puberty mustache

Shu,rather

We did it bros!

>all the death lines in that stage

>qt yinping was slain

N-NANI??!?!?

>too intelligent to govern properly

Why the fuck is Zhao Yan so popular with the Dev team and in the popularity polls. He doesn't do shit except become XTREME BABY-SITTER for a few minutes and suck Liu Bei's cock.

handsome
JUSTice
loyal to the most popular faction till the end. One of the few Shu officer's who didn't go full retard or a dick.

I haven't read RotTK, but doesn't he get a healthy dose of Shu propaganda in his favor? That, combined with a prettyboy design since DW2 is probably it.

Because he's Ma Chao, if Ma Chao didn't suck

>implying those polls aren't rigged by the dev team themselves to justify their faggy ways

t. Zhao Yan

This fat motherfucker BTFO zhuge liang 3 times
Zhugelets, when will they learn?

>tfw you look almost exactly like this
Oh no

Threadly reminder Ieyasu is human waste.

Calm down, Mitsunari.

dian wei is the stronkest

REEE PUK GET TRANSLATED

I'm really hoping that the Conquest of Wu will be a thing in DW9 with Sima Yan and Sun Hao as playable characters.

Pucc

No.

Puck?

this broke me...

I hope DW9 has a battle for the time Sun Quan send 10000 troops to find mythical islands. I would also accept a battle where Cao Cao and Chen Gong slaughter his uncle's defensless family and servants.

I can only imagine the Slaughter part to be a mini-stage where Koei exaggerates it so that after you slay the family, you have to massacre a ton of servants to escape.

Stop being such a bully. Mitsunari is going through a very dark and depressing life, you should understand him and his desire to kill that wretched individual known as Ieyasu Tokugawa...

Unless... Unless you are none other than Ieyasu himself. The biggest ~bully~ in all of the land. Shame on you my friend, shame on you.

mitsunari doesn't care about you

The best dadudu

I know, friend.

>hyrule warriors, no, still haven't give up
>really want to unlock the 3 remaining fucking characters and get it over with
>missions past a certain point are literally impossible
>especially with locked characters who are underleveled

Am I retarded and missing something?
Or is the game telling me "fuck you, go grind?
That's it, isn't it?
WHY DOESN'T THIS SHIT SCALE
WHO DESIGNED THIS AND WHY ARE THEY ALLOWED TO LIVE
HANG HIM AND THE ONE WHO THOUGHT BOSSES WERE A GOOD IDEA TOO

>spoiler

Zeldashit is offtopic, leave.

>Developed by Omega Force and Team Ninja
>All awful ideas from Koei Tecmo
>Grindy as fuck
>Is a Warriors game to boot

A mediocre Zelda paint job does not change its true nature.

No, you fuck off.

>>>/nintenshitgen/
Leave, Zeldashit is offtopic garbage for kids.

This is your new home

How is it off topic?

...

But that's where nintentrash goes.

You don't have to shitpost to keep this general alive, user.

Nintenkiddies don't belong in this general. Just go. Nobody wants your shitty games here.
You are the Shu of video games.

But how is Hyrule Warriors off-topic?

>You are the Shu of video games.

Absolutely savage.

Are you 12 or just an annoying retard?

Stop projecting sweetie.

Not a single person went along with his Zelda garbage. /eagg/ has spoken.
We do not want Nintentrash.

>/eagg/ has spoken
>literally one person

>nintentoddler posts Zelda
>no responses
>other than 1 person rightfully telling them to fuck off
Yes, /eagg/ has spoken. Nobody replied to him to discuss Zeldashit.

You know, I've tried searching through the original SGZ, but I can't find any reference to Cao Zhen being fat.

Anyone have a link to the text where it says it? Or is it entirely made up by fiction?

Go fuck yourself, non-idort subhuman.

>being loyal to companies
Fucking retard.

last time I commented on it, all I did was state that there's a load more unlockable characters in Legends, and some are even more crazy to get.

albet, despite it being a game developed by KT, it's not really prefered here. From what I gather.

>Nintentrash
Yet Fire Emblem is mentioned in the OP. Make up your mind.

is the encyclopedia in the games actually reliable as for as historical accuracy?

Not him but I'm not loyal to any company, only actively against Nintenshit.

>only actively against Nintenshit
Why?

A nintenfat must of snuck that in. I'll be sure to take it out next time, thanks.

My first official "Warriors" game was Samurai Warriors 3, for Wii.

I hate their games, their fans, and their business side.

>owning nintenshit
No wonder you're clearly a complete moron.

and I considder myself a total Dumbass.