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>Previously:
1st for Mei-Ling Zhou
Blue Berries!
Mercy's evil and it's cute.
Mei's evil and she's just fucking evil.
Because they cant see your stats to know how well you did. Blizzard made it that way to try and keep people from calling each other out, but it ironically backfired.
You know what would be really useful? Being able to see just how well my teammates are doing so I can tell them to switch heroes if needed. Like if our Ana has bronze healing, maybe they should switch and let someone else play Ana. But nah. Shitters might get their fee-fees hurt from being told they're doing bad when they're doing bad. Then they run the risk of uninstalling and never buying a loot crate again.
Tracer is cute and I love her!
>56% winrate on Ana last season
>25% this season
What the fuck happened? Unlucky or just bad?
>he's a janitor on 4chin
>2015+2
>people think this isn't a face of a faggot
ni hao!
I fucking love delicious blueberries.
Voice lines that make you NUT
>McCree
>Ult charged
>"You know what time it is..."
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Does Imp Mercy do human experimentation?
Are going to be in a new skin soon.
good lucio skins that arent seasonal when
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I don't know about voice lines... but tramp stamps would make me for sure.
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Sombra online.
>when that one guy who was hardest to deal with
>tells me that I'm the best Rein he ever saw
>a shame I was too late to reply
Muh man you were a honorable foe.
Threadly reminder that there's only 4 days left until Orisa drops and presumably a spring event since Jeff said McCree and Widow will have spring skins.
If you could remove one character, who would it be?
Don't think an event will happen until April so that month can have its content.
>bunny suit Widow
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>Today, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday
I'm counting 5 more. I guess 4 if you don't count the remainder of today
Widowmaker
sniperbabbies have no place in this game
>Bunny suit McCree
Widowmaker is cute, CUTE!
>Not playing her because she is cute.
>he can't get 7 kills in under 1 minute
pick rates
>headshot Genji
"Just like when we were boys"
stack niggers go to hell and take your mercy mains with you
Hanzo. He bothers me so much for some reason.
>everyone in this thread lives in burgerland
I play Mei because she's cute and useful
ofc not, I never play her
>it's another surprise Zenyatta skin
>his orbs are now Easter eggs
>Implying you're Kephrii
Not living in burger land, but best land
How do you pose her like this? I really need this for Odile Widowmaker.
Can Symmetra's beam be reduced to 80 DPS instead of 120 DPS? Isn't being an automatic lock-on and stretching to 25m before breaking with a shitload of ammo enough?
>Widow skins soon
MUH DICK. I hope they're good.
I don't need to be him to not suck at widow
>grow up in America
>move to England
>realize that everyone who isn't directly tied to the events of the day, like a local shopkeeper with standard business hours who doesn't think about anything beyond that, is constantly waiting for the Americans to wake up and do something interesting
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Bastion needs his damage resistance changed back first
PERFECTION!
Shhhh. Lena is sleeping.
Sombra is cute.
CUTE!
>be tracer
>kill winston
>"Sorry about that big guy!"
I don't understand why /owg/ didn't switch to Widow when her charge rate got buffed and McCree was nerfed, considering there were fucktons of McCree players here during S1 and S2. If you can flick with McCree you can do so with Widow too.
If you play bastion I automatically think you're a piece of shit irl
>when Tracer realizes she can't turn back time and undo Winston's death
>McCreefags vs that one Reaper76 shill
Why is McCree best? He's actually mediocre to play but still adored
Reminder that Zarya will never ever have good skins and forever cursed to be perceived as a butch dyke when she is soft and feminine inside.
I like that Sombra.
>still crying because a fictional woman wasn't created to aesthetically please you
neck
>kill someone as genji
"i learned that one from my brother"
>neck
"Beard," or "yourself?"
both
I want to main, instalock and never swap an off-meta hero.
>1-2: Sombra
>3-4: Mei
>5-6: Hanzo
>7-8: Widowmaker
>9-0: Symmetra
>really cute and fun to play
>love hearing her voicelines
>will tilt the team hard as fuck if I pick her
>would need to be an Autist Whisperer to prevent team from tiliting
>Everyone is counting on me
Why does Mei have such a massive ego?
remedial trigonometry
I can hear it
user, she actually says
>Everyone is cumming on me
She enjoys it
Widowmaker
>bunny suit
>tfw a genji tries to deflect my death beam
Siberian front and arctic are among the best skins in the game, on par with Nomad, Balderich and Witch.
Genji's trying to deflect things they can't is literally my fetish
>still this triggered over a hair color
>still assuming she's a lesbian because of hair color
And I thought the actual faggots were faggots.
>Not wanting a bunny Widowmaker to bunny hop in.
Guise I have a secret great concept for a character and I'm going to make epic art of it, if it's genuinely good is there a chance blizzard will consider it
Underage /v/ kids are never going to stop whining about it
Seems bullshit to me.
That is pretty dank
The only problem people have with the hair color is the fact that it looks like shit.
This weird garter belt for stokings really ruins Nomad for me
any big changes since mid season 2? I haven't played in a while. currently installing
>Lobbing glowing beach balls into the enemy Deathball, watching Rein desperately try to shuffle out of the way only for Ana to catch it with her teeth.
>Tracer literally blinks into my murder nests and vaporizes before she can blink again.
>DPS mains learning to run in fear of your photon barrier advance.
>"Why do you struggle?"
It feels so. Damn. Good!
>be mei fighting a genji
>he tries to dash away but fucks up and goes into a wall
>he tries to deflect my m1
>he ults
>he immediately freezes
>wave before headshotting him
>mfw
>Implying that mullet doesn't make her look even more like a dyke
Anyone else having this bug?
so is Fareeha
actually its just "sorry big guy" do you even play the fuckin video game you imbecile?
>implying that doesn't make it better
Genji is a slut, user
but this hair looks like shit
you have to suck it user
Why does watching the Widowmaker mistletoe highlight make me feel sad
>tfw the beam gets THICC
>Genji trying to jump away
>rages in chat about "Symm is OP. NO AIM NO SKILL"
Symm is the best.
>Blizzard gives a character an official aimbot hack
>bans everyone who uses their own aimbot hacks
Really thunders the cats.
That hair is shit. Punk rockers are cool. I don't think the goth skins are as bad as people say, but we could get better punk skins for sure.
I don't get why everyone feels the need to fuck with my waifu. I'm not trying to tattoo all over Mei's tits or shave Mercy's hair into a mohawk even though they would both look cooler/sexier/better like that in my honest opinion family.
>sym
>not shit
t. silvers
Would D.Va feel it?
>tfw a blatant hacker uses 76's ult
Got it too with that D.va, not sure if that has anything to do with it though.
It seems I can't do anything in ranked, after my main girl Dva was nerfed, so should I just go full cuck and play Mercy? I tried it yesterday, and it was very discouraging: the DPS heroes I was boosting could not hit shit, and in general it's boring as fuck to just follow people...
Why doesn't Mercy have ultra mobility, or something? She has wings, she should be able to flap them about and make dashes in any direction. Then she'd be at least moderately fun.