League of legends general /lolg/

Wait, why did the other thread get removed?

I wanna ______ Jinx

Sheen on Illaoi yes or no?

It seems wasteful since cleaver is already core and that means spirit visage or death's dance result in you overclocking your CDR.

Also precision or 45% CDR?

>your Jhin has no idea how to use his ult

Holy fuck, playing Akali is so stressful atm.
Every game, even if i win, takes years of my life.
I miss the old Akali, i miss proccing Qs with E.

IMPREGNATE!

old, old akali didn't have Q proc with E
welcome to the old times

You're a HORRIBLE support! Go play ADC so someone important can carry you.

tenderly punch

YESS
good shit lolg
feelin comfy as fuck in a better thread

>pick Pantheon
>they lock in Akali
>she didn't think I'd be going mid
>tfw she's the first five deaths of the game

Funny, because I didn't bump into Akali until I started playing obnoxious lane spartan.

Xth for anons who don't understand how Armor and Magic Resistance work or how % pen comes before flat pen

YOU GOT IT!

Tell me a secret~

dead thread edition

finding this character if real
is that a chick? would like a sword lady, not a hammer dwarf

Well, i wasn't trying to sell the "oldfag" bulshit, anyway. I started playing in S3, and the game felt much more fun at the time.

I don't know what to do with myself

i don't mean anything bad by it just that akali will always be changed as soon as she sees play
nobody at riot likes her so nobody will stand up for her being smooth and playable

I try my best to please my ADC.

>Jinx will never leglock me to prevent me from pulling out (not that I ever would)

JUST

>League Community is literally the best and this is irrefutable proof.

azir is bird emperor

try katarina if you want a sword lady with high attack and low defence. she dual wields daggers.

Why do people direct harassment toward the support when the ADC is bad?

all the champs i enjoy are spread out across different roles
anyone else have this problem

Well at least this isn't a Lulu, Vlad or Ez/Talon OP.

Hey cutie, why don't you support me.

yeah too late
back the FUCK OFF?!?!?!!?

>find champ I like
>they use a weird as shit rune page
frig

big sword, like girl cloud
pshh

Reported to death probably because people are tired of lulufag

For some odd reason, I win more when I fill than when I pick any of the roles I main

Heh

*Valor dashes into broken wings over a wall*

Look no farther kiddo
*Flash Shy combo's enemy carry deleting him in 0.32 seconds*

your savior has arrived.

*Jumps in 1v4 gets CC'd once and dies spamming surrender vote*

Since my girlfriend left me I've been feeling lonely as fuck, there's a friend, my best friend, he's like a brother to me, that ended a long term relationship a year ago too, he was destroyed, and he practically lived in my house as I tried to cheer him up, now that I'm the one that's sulking he comes almost every day to check how I am, is extremely caring and kind with me, brings me food, plays vydia and watches tv shows and animu with me, and I'm starting to feel strangely weird around him, he's also strangely physical so that doesn't help at all, since I feel weird when he hugs me.

Help, I don't know what to do nor how to deal with this.

Because they're idiots
Don't worry it's all that it is

aw shit!

im really depressed lately and it's been affecting how i play. I usually use league to forget about real life stuff but i cant stop worrying and it makes the game not fun

What's Galio's meta build gonna be?

I was thinking either RoA/Abyssal into fulltank, exchanging the Abyssal for an IBG if the enemy tank lacks AP threats

Agreed
Fuck...

>big sword, like girl cloud
you are literally thinking of riven. off you go. you are _that guy_. gg this team.

Sure! I'll do my best!

don't be sad daddy

I will still play and main you even after they nerf you to the ground

Even when you are laying on the ground, bones broken, with nothing left, I will still hold and caress you and pick you up and carry you to midlane.

you are my emperor

I don't actually need you to do anything, just stand back and look pretty, maybe help polishing my sword after the match.

well if you wanna sulk forever and become another shitty depressed closeted faggot then dont do anything

if you dont want to live with regrets tell him how you feel

Post your crack ships!

Varus x Syndra
Graves x Sivir

gameinfo.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/game-info/champions/riven/

if you want to see how big her sword is, if you know what i mean.

xth for Cute Ashe

>tfw no centauress Soraka skin

>tfw jhinfag hates you
>tfw you havent made an op in 2 weeks

k den

>tfw don't own any runes

sounds alright you can climb with those roles instead then if you enjoy them decently

I love Lissandra!
She's adorable~
FUCK YOU

>300 MR tank runs at a Karthus
>Karthus walls them
>They now have an effective 115 MR vs him

Nothing personal, mortals.

Please, my heart couldn't take the amount of horse cock Soraka content that would be made from that.

cute ashe :3

that's amazing. I'm only playing because I saw that damn youtube commercial about how lol has hundreds of characters and you will find the one

>playing game
>suddenly everything is on fire
>evacuated from my building
>15 story apartment building under construction nearby caught on fire and burned half the city down
its been an interesting night

Ironically Jhin X Jinx even though I like them more being at each other's throats with hatred.

I thought I told you to watch your tongue. Somebody might not be so nice next time, katposter.

You find yourself in the middle of this fucker's land and the only person who can save you is the last champ you played as

How fucked are you?

Ashe a shit :3

What's the closest you'll get to "masked sociopath terrorist/mass murderer" for heroes in this game?

Riven is for _____

Jhin

Breaking!

Dumb adc, I saw you miss that cannon minion.

Having lunch with and talking about how Noxus used to be. then walking her home and kissing her goodnight.

How much of a psycho is this guy

no, fuck you

fuck off

4/4

I'm trained in over 3000 self defense mechanisms.

gross she's all green and shit, at least there's kind of a silvery sword skin

>Urgod
your fukked

she is green like cloud is purple

None of them will stop me me from putting you on your ass. Don't test me, kid.

rape

B-but I'm not sure if I like-like him, or I just like being spoiled and taken care of, it's confusing as hell.

i hate soraka pls delet this champ

Does Soraka have the most toxic players in the support role?

Some people take mental steps away from him he's that scary.
No though he's pretty messed up in the head. He views killing as a theatrical art and he alone makes people "perfect" through doing it. He's egotistic, delusional, and dramatic. Take a look at his story or lines.
>leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Jhin
Also his kit and voice are really well done imo

I've made it a goal to kill myself within the next 3-4 years because I know my life is perma-fucked thanks to my mental issues either way. I'll never be able to understand what genuine romantic love is, or be competent and stable enough to raise a family or long-lasting friendships because of it. Hell, I can barely even hold down jobs without getting bored or somehow fucking it up, so what's the point? Doesn't help that my mother's given up on me long ago, I have no genuine friends (just acquaintances at work) and the rest of my family wants absolutely nothing to do with me either because I'm just a naturally selfish and parasitic person, so there's no real hopes left to latch onto either.

>went 0/1/16 Alistar
>get B-

what did they mean by this?

The mastery system is so fucking unrewarding

>doing really god early game and it looks like im going to get an S
>team refuses to push on the advantage and just lets enemy farm and catch up
>completely ruin my score trying to keep us from losing end game
>my reward is seeing the retard mid laner on my team getting an S rank despite the fact that his stubborness and stupidity almost lost us the match

Best girl.
Best smile.
Best wife.

I'll take care of your BF Sword after the match then!

stop dying. it's really that simple.

Delete your life.

oh well, dont do anything then, its easier that way

sorry kid that title belongs to fiora

>enemy adc misses cannon
>ask in all if he's auto filled
>entire team starts bitching
>he ends up afking

whew

Can confirm. Am toxin.

Damn, when did sorakaposters get so savage?

>I want to feel everything. The gun makes it so I do
>I get nervous before every performance, but I need that feeling.
>Only my actions will make you memorable.
>My critics are... usually short-lived.
>This stage is beneath my talent, but I shall elevate it.
>Your life had no value before me.
>I will make you famous
>I swear each performance is the last, but I lie every time
>Until they stop me, I will keep going
>You wanted to kill me back then, didn't you? You will learn - art cannot be killed.

And of course Jhin's best quote.

>They're gonna live, until they die

Who do I pick in 3v3s, lolg?