Cooking Up Trouble Edition Previous jej: The thread is dedicated to all games about building machines and systems out of blocks, in space or otherwise. Also, all these games are ded. Only ded games may join, otherwise they must have their own thread. Whether or not a game belongs in /egg/ is a case by case matter, however games that would belong in /svgg/, space voxel games general, are automatically considered /egg/
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List of currently known and vaguely not as dead /egg/ games (this list is not fully inclusive and if you think a game might belong here, feel free to ask): >Algodoo >Avorion >Besiege >Chode - Children of Ded Earf >Empyrion - Galactic Survival >Factorio >From the Depths >Garry's Mod >GearBlocks >Homebrew - Vehicle Sandbox >Infinifactory >Intersteller Rift >KOHCTPYKTOP: Engineer of the People >Machinecraft >REM >Robocraft >Robot Arena 2 >Scrap Mechanic >SHENZEN I/O >Space Engineers >SpaceChem >StarMade >Starwanderer
Games that are definitely not /egg/: >Minecraft >The general that quite literally cannot be named. The Mexican scam artist one. With the shitposters. Fuck off. >Hearthstone, found in the hearthstone general, /hsg/, not in this general.
Information about these games, such as where to get them if they're not on steam, trailers, /egg/ conquered/hosted servers, and other shit can be found in this pad: public.etherpad-mozilla.org/p/eggames
Don't you have pony porn to fap to? Don't you get tired of nick ignoring your advice?
John Gutierrez
I've never seen pony nor played FTD
Brayden Ross
Tired of being angry at nick for ignoring your advice*
Juan Russell
I'm not so sure. Only the rem fags(or should I say ponyfags) lurk here 24/7 and can't help themselves from taking a jab at nick immediately after anyone says anything good about ftd.
Hudson Roberts
I'm a bit miffed because I wanted FTD to be good enough to play in multiplayer
Daniel Parker
Nth for Gas
Nolan Rogers
Autism start is go! Starting with an arc furnace means no Uranium and no silicon. It's all about conserving energy until I can get a refinery built.
Tyler King
>0 thrusters We solar sailin' or something?
Blake Hernandez
I don't believe you. Only ponyremfags get this butthurt over people enjoying ftd. You gave yourself away.
You could have posted anything but you had to take that jab at nick lol
Julian Miller
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Dylan Sullivan
Liquid bus soon.
Brayden Davis
> Starting with thrusters How pleb. It's all suit action for the start.
There's no solar sail, but you can power ion thrusters really weakly from solar power.
Grayson Rivera
>Only ponyremfags get this butthurt over people enjoying ftd. I don't think he got butthurt over people enjoying FtD. He did get butthurt over Nick going full retard and, possibly, abandoning FtD in the future. Also, remfags aren't the only horsefuckers here.
Benjamin Sanchez
I had a similar idea
Behold, UESC Flimsy Mimsy discount personal space capsule. It's 50% catwalk plates and 30% glass.
Parker Mitchell
Looks great
Lincoln Thomas
>Also, remfags aren't the only horsefuckers here.
Rethink your life
Mason Lopez
> Large blocks > Oxygen farms > Thrusters > Glass Holy WEW kid was your father a space baron or something? No need to show off on a korean space rice farmer board.
Jayden Nguyen
heres some bio/egg/ en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creatures_(video_game_series) its got a full genetics system and a fully simulated brain for every animal plus learning simulators (if animal goes to drink and hits its head on the water source it will associate pain with drinking and it will refuse to drink leading to that particular animal to be eliminated from the gene pool)
Noah Thompson
Oh it looks like solar panels don't actually DO anything when the battery is in charge. That's got to be a bug.
Michael Fisher
That doesn't really make sense. many predators probably associate eating with pain but they still eat.
Joshua Miller
the animals in the game are herbivores
Michael Foster
>post scarcity economy >not wanting a comfy spess minivan It has 1 arc furnace, 1 assembler with 2 power saving modules and 1 cryo chamber. Also ore detector and antenna. Fully navigatable with magboots and doesnt need no gravity.
Leo Wilson
the animals are extremely dumb in the beginning of the game because they are generation one creatures
Nolan Cooper
> Post scarcity > human needs are finite Nice meme. Also that ship has so much stuff that can be smelted into new refineries it's a wonder you don't play on creative mode.
Julian Walker
Skywankers still doesn't have physics like spengies, where you can chunk ships and watch parts fly off. No space graveyards.
Henry Jackson
If you grind down the entire ship besides the assembler and 1 solar panel, then yeah, I suppose you could make a refinery if you dissassemble all the interior plates. Cause it doesnt have enough steel for a refinery in it.
Evan Powell
If it does at some point, I'll probably not bother playing Spengies at all.
Jeremiah Rivera
I don't think you fully appreciate just how many materials are in that ship, user. Look again: That's an 11 Ton ship. Mr. 10x cargo weighs one third of that.
Jose Thompson
I don't think I fully appreciate how autistic you are, and frankly I don't want to.
There is no "hobo phase" in spengies. All you need is a lemon, couple ass roaids and a bit of luck.
Daniel Nelson
>it is a bug >it was reported >still no news about a fix
Robert King
Google isn't being nice. With space.ca not working, where the fuck am I to find an uncensored version of Expanse's season 1? The torrents I found have the syfy logo on, so I imagine they've been Americanised.
Jordan Sanchez
Look for WEB DL or BluRay
Why the fuck do you want HDTV when season 1 aired 2015-2016,
Equip VPN condoms if you're from the land of no freedoms (bongistan/dumbfuckistan)
Easton Bailey
>That's got to be a bug. rethink that
Carson Russell
Why does that guy look a little Asian?
Ethan Stewart
I'm from the Merkelreich, they try to throttle us but mostly leave us alone.
Hunter Gomez
dat's waisist!
Henry Mitchell
Based baguette wants you to cut ships apart senpai
Aaron Reyes
The SS autism is coming along well. Battery is down to 35% (thanks for broken batteries KEEN) which should be enough to get a refinery up. Up to 36 Tons of raw ship goodness now.
Hydrogen thrusters are a life saver. The platinum for ion thrusters are still out of reach but a single omni thruster is enough to park near an asteroid. Ever try towing a big ship with a small ship? It's rough on flight stability.
James Taylor
>No space graveyards That's fine because it doesn't even work in Spengis without slowly murdering the simspeed
Eli James
egginering
Logan Peterson
>That res instead of higher bitrate >Plus vertical filming >Plus not making sure the egg didn't stick You deserve at least one slap
Gavin Jones
Is he one of us?
Christopher Campbell
>cutting Jesus christ I thought that was a joke people made to pretend to be retarded.
Noah Wilson
why does the boiler room explode?
Michael Murphy
Cold thing touching hot thing make high pressure hot thing not happy thing any more.
Sebastian Martin
> Sticky pan > Cheap ass flipper get out of my kitchen
Owen Roberts
It's a legitimate thing, you build up body fat when bulking and remove it when cutting, but this is a very extreme form of it.
That scene in the trailer pissed me off so much.
Jaxon Hernandez
a-arigato user-san
Blake James
>when bulking and remove it when cutting >bulking >ever
Ryder Adams
If you lift and eat the same amount that you need when not lifting you'll not gain any muscle mass at best, and usually lose it.
Lucas Scott
>>>lifing >not gaining muscle through repeated activity as required
Christ.
Chase Stewart
i understand /v/ Veeky Forums Veeky Forums /m/ /g/ here but wtf is Veeky Forums doing in discussion?!
Jack Lopez
Lifting IS repeated activity as required.
James Lewis
do not even pretend to be this retarded, i had hopes for /egg/
Juan Cox
>accidentally discover wheel bug >purposefully discover wheel bug is best feature
Isaiah Ross
And we've finally got a tiny reactor with 15% battery to spare! A 57T beauty.
Naturally the refinery didn't line up. No point trying to move it without any cargo space.
Oliver Lee
Engineering yourself a good body is pretty /egg/
Isaac Reyes
>minmaxing games >minmaxing your body Your body is basically a mech with muscles in place of hydraulics. Here's another mech that could summon /n/
Levi Taylor
>bike shit Do not get me started On bike shit
The amount of times that's fucked me over is astronomical
Nicholas Baker
>tfw my rear derailleur basically glued itself stuck to the hanger because iron+aluminium+salt If I had a camera, I could provide you with a picture worthy of CLANG. The spring that is limited by the B-screw is basically covered in a fine off-white residue. Its housing is corroded to the point where a crack has appeared.
I suspect the cage spring is even worse, but haven't figured a way to access it
Brayden Young
Give me the quick rundown on bike generators
Jayden White
you're not going to get enough energy out of it to make the investment economically worth it, but its a fun activity to motivate yourself if you hook it up to your phone's charger.
Brody Myers
How can we enhance the power generation?
Liam Davis
More better equipment and more better leg muscles with more better food to power your more better muscles with your more better legs.
Colton Wright
Either you make a more efficient generator or you go hog wild on power harvesting stuff (piezoelectrics on the body's joints, thermocouples or small thermal engines on the skin, etc)
If you see a way to get energy out of it, then slap something on it. Costs are going to skyrocket faster than you can say "fug" though.
Every single semester in four years of eng school, I have seen sophomores build one as a fair project and pretend it's fucking revolutionary. The soph teams basically scramble to claim the bike dynamo idea so that they don't have to do any thinking to pass the year.
Thomas Jones
>Fug(x50)
Heh
Cameron Nguyen
>they don't have to do any thinking to pass looks like a pretty smart use of a bike dynamo
Grayson Nguyen
piezoelectrics in spongos when
Jason Jenkins
Never.
Hunter Williams
Page ten before the fake thread replaces us.
David Mitchell
We're the new /egg/ now, your time is over
Caleb Young
I've honestly forgotten how many times I've read this exact phrase over the years.
You still have to build the damn thing, and if you're the dull barely-pass type of guy who rolls over when your team lead proclaims "it'llsavenvironment" without doing any research yourself, you'll be pretty fucking disappointed when it barely makes enough power to charge your phone. Worse, it might make too many or too few volts to do even that. The Guy who roped you into it googles "power conversion", sees a squiggly integral symbol and shouts "fuck it, it's too complicated". You're stuck poring over the Chinese multimeter he bought at Radio Shack because a senior told him he'd need it, watching ghostly numbers flicker by as he pedals the bike like a maniac.
1.08 V. 0.98 V. These digits mean nothing to you, and only intensity your wonder at where you're going in life. Student loans. The job hunt. 2.50 V.
"I wanna fuck her pussy," the Guy grunts at the sight of a business major, pedalling faster.
Brandon Jackson
tfw quoted the wrong post
Zachary Jackson
sounds like murrica eww
Jackson Ward
>Worse, it might make too many or too few volts to do even that Diodes and a capacitor to store charge and then feed the battery through a RC circuit? Or there should be something like a boost converter/joule thief along the line?
Ryan Stewart
>REM doesn't have REM a e s t h e t i c s anymore Meme game is a meme
Austin Flores
fug
Nolan Morris
>wow holy shit that looks soo bad >you should make it look better!
>make it look better >put more than eight seconds into the models and textures
>anons like this spout this
hue
Benjamin Morris
Is it just me getting Fuchikoma vibes from it?
Also is kinda right, could you allow to choose between realistic graphics and Tron graphics? I kinda dug those.
Jose Lewis
Hey /egg/ Which one of the space games is good for someone who has a low attention span. I enjoyed starmade when it first was playable but I haven't touched it then. I used to play Starforge a lot before it turned out to be a scam with no updates.
I know these games are mostly doing the same thing but which one has the best content for someone who doesn't play online much or have friends?
Kevin Cruz
robocuck
Brody Martin
Abortion
Julian Mitchell
>Also is kinda right, could you allow to choose between realistic graphics and Tron graphics? I kinda dug those.
>could you litterally double the game's filesize for legacy textures?
I mean I could, I suppose, would look like hot-baked ass with the terrain being vaguely realistic. Gonna have to convince me though, setting the albedo to black and cranking the emission on every module is a pain in the ass :^).
Jack Carter
Downloadable pack like GTA did with the HD textures then?
Dunno, i just like the Ne i guess
Evan King
Abortion would be perfect for you, most single player content and pityful amount of engineering make for a perfect single play-on play-off don't listen to he is a sad being I haven't played it, but aglodoo may be good too, if you are more into engineering, less into spess
storage isn't the problem. just don't make them take additional ram if they aren't used but I am not here to convince you, fuck the tronfags, now it looks better