[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

>modern-day Americans
>having freedoms

My cx500
No I'm not gay and no I don't like reddit

>No I'm not gay and no I don't like reddit
Impossible, you ride shit kat's shit bike.

fuck off homo twink sissy trap hispter cuckboi nigger lover

translation pls

bike looks fucking stupid, like if god let it unfinished and those flippled handlebars look pretty bad.

You have the same bike that Kit Kat used to have.

I always liked the idea of a CX500 Cafe. Is it noticeably less pigfat or no?

The only photo I have with me AND my bike.

Oh never mind, didn't notice the comic.

>WERNER HELPS HORST GET OUT OF DEEP SHIT

(SFX: BOF BOF BOF)
>This fuckin' shit!

(SFX: BANG!)
>Dammit!

>'Sup Horst, what's up with you?
>(poop)

>What's the matter, tractor face?
>(hick accent) The manure pump is fucked.

>If that's all, we'll have that fixed in no time.

(SFX: put put put)
>(posh accent) Are you having trouble?
>No biggie, ride on the lot real quick.

(SFX: snip! hiss. snip! hiss.)
>Hey, my coolant tube!

>Hey, what do you think you're doing?
>STFU, cast wheel pussy, and turn on your pump.

(SFX: pump manure manure (as a verb) put put put)
>See Horst, what'd I tell ya. CX500, best manure pump in the world!
>lel

>I always liked the idea of a CX500 Cafe
Do you suck dicks?

>geflitst

Ya done goofed up if you get cought by fixed camera's.

No, I can just appreciate a well done project, even if it's a meme.
It's not like those CX's are good for anything else.

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>bfmv shirt
Kys and not just cry about it.

Obviously.
I knew damn well there's a camera there, but I normally drive there during the day so there's no chance of speeding.
This was in the night, and I just wasn't paying attention.
(Also the fine was literally for 10kph over the limit)

You seem mad. Wanna talk about it?

>10km/h over
Auch, isn't that like €100?

Close enught

>no balls touched
not gay

Fuckin' A the 2017 K1600 looks great. Especially in white. I wish I could buy a second one. I like the changes.

When I'm angry, bodies hit the floor.

>best beginner bike
>posts wrong bike

Not gay
Compared to the complete homosexuals that inhabit this place in a couple hours this is nothing.

I wish I was sold on the looks.
Would love nothing more than a muscle/naked/cruiser type thing based on the 1600. Would be a new poster bike instead of a Rocket Three.

Not posting myself

this, half of dbt is obsessed with something called boipucci.

is dbt full of priests or something?

70€
Yeah, rip.

That looks baller, although I'm not sold on the top case.

DS headlights have shit output though

For any semi-modern sportbike, the absolute best custom front you could do with regards to cost, aesthetics and functionaloty would be custom brackets and a custom sheet metal cowl holding the stock lights, or the stock lights from a bike with significantly better projectors, to the upper fairing bracket, and then tack a windscreen cut to fit on to that, to make a custom bikini fairing. However, that's fucking hard.

The second best would be to spend a few hundred on a good bucket headlight assembly and see if you can't get brackets that fit around your forks. And then spend another few hundred on rewiring and aftermarket gauges.

looks like a scooter on steroids

>DS headlights have shit output though
only if you buy a shitty one

you are telling me its not a scooter?

I done broke my cbr600rr (freeway accident) also my fibula, tibula and now have to deal with constant back spasms,

Getting my insurance money this friday, which bike should i get lads:

Honda nc700x
Kawasaki versys 650

Mind you im a californian (20-25)

>freeway accident
why do people willingly ride down freeways?
i avoid them at all costs, i will double my commute time if it means no freeway travel.

Literally impossible to go anywhere without taking the freeways here in socal

both of those sound gay as fuck, might as well drive a car

>driving a car in socal

I might as well take the bus

CB750

Restore it while you're recovering and then ride it when you're done

>CAFE RACER going 80+ on the freeway carrying all my paperwork for officecuckjob

I dont see it m8

Looks like there is a lot of space between those freeways, probably some nice roads in there if you could be bothered finding them.

>living in socal
might as well off yourself

They're attracted to traps or feminine young men.

so they are poo stabbing poofta faggots?

This thing worth $750?

1979 KZ400 Bobber. Would be my first bike.

Needs the clutch cable, front brake line, chain installed, shifter and "then just gone over before riding." He's also evidently removed the rust from the frame so it can be painted. I like the looks, but know shit about bikes.

>CAFE RACER

I said restore, not destroy

If you change anything on an old honda that does not make it better as a person/object carrier the vengeful ghost of Soichiro Honda will throw all your valves out of spec and clog all your carbs with ghostly varnish.

That used to be an actual motorcycle at some point.

post boipucci like this

whoever did that needs a good hard slap in the face

Dude look on craigslist, that's more than I would pay. You're going to have to clean out the carbs as well.

>tfw havent posted in dbt for months since everyone instantly turns cancerous when they see your bike

Can't say I'm missing it.

Post it anyway

>dbt
>not cancerous
most of the posts are from that autistic german kid, what do you expect?
quality content?
just do not reply to him.

lol cuckold

I'm good. People want me to crash my bike and I don't want to. I'll enjoy my nice italian bikes in good condition. It is not a beater shitbike to do stunts on.

So it's your dad's bike?

are you still shit at riding?
do you still make webms?
do you even have a bike anymore?
never see you post it.

Oh fuck off shivvy, your bike a shit.

im busy fuckint ur mum, cuckboi

drobe quit being a mongoloid and post a bike thats not a gs500, you don't even own one anymore and never even liked them to begin with.

what does it take to become a cool poplar namfag like those already here?

i drobe my dicc in ur mums pussay, cuckboi

what happened, any vids?

Fuck dudes take pics

It's "fibia".

Ride your bike underneath a semitrailer

Hermione pls

Post boipucci

Ride your bike into a tree

>finally became enough of a meme for people to impersonate me in /dbt/
Take notes, WR.

I do all the time m8.

Not a single namefag here is cool, popular or both.

He was asking about "poplar" namefags dude, learn to read.

Ill fuckt ur boipucci fagget

I assumed he made a mistake and wasn't retarded.
I was wrong.

What is even the point of these tiny windscreens

It helps getting ur boipucci fuckt by tha superior tyrone bbc

I'll post mine if you post yours ;)

Wanna see that boipucci first ;)

wrong colour board for that

No its not bby ;)

Post it bby ;)

0-4 go for a ride
5-9 stay home
dubs fap

boring

go for ride

If Dubs u post boipucci

/dbt/ in a nutshell

Fuck numbers, go for a ride. This thread is doomed.

actually I kinda wanted to stay home, I'm tired today

Go on your bike to your nearest coffee shop, get a double ristretto and ride.

My bike is parked farther than my nearest coffee shop user