/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Payday: Crime War, Raid: WW, and Payday 3 General

HEY JOHN, YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKER. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS, AH? YOU COME HERE, TO PAYDAY... AND YOU THINK YOU GONNA OWN...NO, THIS IS DRAGAN'S SHOW! HEY MOTHERFUCKER! LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER NOW, THE PAYDAY TEAM! YEAAAH!

Previous discussion about the OD viability of the AMCAR >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily dose
instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
desynch: youtube.com/watch?v=0_Vct-FnCjw

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first for Bonnie > Clover > Sydney

>forgot to add STORM in title
It's like you aren't even excited for payday in space

Ayy lad.

>Sokol and beautiful bonnie together
yes

Post your best screencaps

Just let this thread die, it's inhuman to keep it on life support for this long

there is only one thing to do on this thread

I wonder how long you've been posting this

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Does anyone have that screencap where the guy said something like "I will not fight, but I'll bring a lot of goodies"

Yes

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to be fair it could be stealth'd before
to be also be fair, he was level 54

JoJo?

>level 54
>probably never played hotman breakdown before
>asking a normal question, unlike

I don't have traps in my folders, this was the closest I could find

OC

>people who own legendary skins

but then where would i post lewds

hey man, we didn't kick him. he actually did pretty good for being low level. He left after going into custody twice though.

>Green Bridge this week

Acting ≠ dumb

thread is not lewd enough

I have to ask, why do some of Bain's lines sound so different? Like on Ukrainian his lines asking to find the tiara are not the same as his normal lines

pure trash
where are the nurse dallas lewds

>safehouse vlad sounds like paycheck vlad

They simply decided to change how his lines should sound but didn't update all of them, so the lines in Ukranian job are just really outdated.

different in which way? i know that the deeper sounding lines are from back when they wanted bain to be more threatening

>Liking Sonic the Edgehog

post houstons

I never once seen people talk nicely about scarface.
His may not be modeled with Al pacino, but unlike ONE, he sounds like him

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i want to pound her irish cunt

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Her face is ugly
Her mask is ugly
What's the logic

big tits

Is it bad that I actively enjoy playing John Wick

no

wiggidy wigg :-DDDDD

At least you don't play Bodhi

HEEEEY COMPADRE

mfw bulletstorm

clover a cute. a cute!

why is her gun such a piece of shit anyways

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post cute heister boys!

reindeer houston is best houston

you better post or link the full

my pd folder is small enough as is

I would kill a man for more high quality Sydney lewds

These guys are international terrorists who slaughtered more than thousands of cops, many of which had families

they just disabled them senpai

post cute heister boys!

>21 posters
pee dee gee is dead

>TFW I indirectly inspired this picture through shitty writing
>Not posting superior lipstick version

Her mask is supposed to be ugly though

i don't like that version hoxton looks really familiar in it and I don't know why
wish there was more lewds though

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what the fuck do you mean by familiar

Why didn't we keep track of our thread count like other generals

what's the fucking point

post imgur with full

like he looks like someone I know and its just weird to beat it to that

Because every thread is thread ONE

i.imgur.com/e04bmze.jpg

> you lived long enough to see /pdg/ die in your lifetime

Hello heisters! New side jobs are out!

Today's Daily Side Jobs are:
- I Am The One Who Knocks (halloween_1)
- Target Practice: Shotgun (shotgun_100_kills)

And today's Safehouse Daily is:
- Loud Enough? (daily_whats_stealth)
Brought to you by Rust.

Keep those helmets flying! ;)

>payday 3 confirmed

we won't die so soon unless starbreeze off themselves
which should happen soon after release

Payday 2 support goes until December and if they only started development a couple months ago, PD3 is still 2+ years out unless they somehow make the most half-assed PD2 clone ever.

they still have to shit out that walking dead game
so, 2020+

you know someone with a burn covering the whole side of their face?

Can they please use an engine that doesn't look like dogshit this time

Fox or Frostbite?

they're using the valhalla engine, apparently it's brand new but we'll only know how it looks like when OVK shows their walking dead game that also uses it

no i mean in the picture with lipstick he reminds me of someone
hox without makeup doesn't set off the same feeling he's just a dude with a burnt face

Which one of the dlc heisters is most likely to make it to Payday 3?

i'd say wick but i'm not sure if i want to hear ONE ever again

sydney, and i can prove it
show me ONE picture of almir hanging out with any of the other dlc voice actors

Don't say this sort of thing, please.

I think I just threw up a little

they got the guy who did the voice for the Scarface The World is Yours video game a few years back, who was personally vetted by Pachino. He did a video with some promo stuff when Scarface Pack launched where he explains "Scarface isn't a Cuban accent, It's actually a New York Italian doing a Cuban Accent, so there's two layers you have to work through"

He seems like a pretty cool guy, actually.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZsYQ-dTyS9M

nice antlers, shitbreath, you look like a proper tit.

tfw no qt catboy heister

Chains, Dallas, Hous (Who is all I really care about) and Hox are all shoe-ins.
I doubt we'll see any promotional characters, but the guys at Dentatin may be nice enough to let Jacket come back.
Clover, Sokol, Bonnie, Sonic the Edgehog are most likely to come back.
MAYBE Dragan and Jiro.
Ron Pearl fucking hated his time at OVK so Rust is not coming back.
Wolf's gonna be killed off Poochie style.
>"I MUST GO, MY FAMILY NEEDS ME."
>Wolf died on his way back to Sweden.

Wew, lads, thanks for breaking me out.

SHITE

Do you know what time it is?

>Ron Pearl fucking hated his time at OVK so Rust is not coming back

Aww, when did this happen. Shit sucks too cause Rust pretty much became my main man so fast once I saw Ronny P was his VA and model.

Probably over the duration of him doing voice acting for them.

>I doubt we'll see any promotional characters
>No Bodhi or Jimmy (Jimmy counts right?)

I could deal.

>No Wick

This would actually hurt a little bit though. And yeah I wouldn't doubt for a second that Dennaton would be cool with letting Jacket back into 3.

you can clearly tell he liked doing the trailer but fucking hated doing the in-game voice, it's kinda sad

Well yeah, but I mean when did that come out, never heard that stuff until now.

the fact he refused to do any other lines including for the safe house

read: REFUSED, like keanu refused to voice wick

>Including for the safe house

Huh? He's got lines there, did they just get a really convincing impersonator and I wasn't listening close enough?

mate his safe house lines are just random in-game quotes and pager responses

Has Ron Perlman done voice acting for any other games?

quite a lot of games, fallout 4 included

"War.. war never changes."

Fallout 1 and 2 he was the faceless narrator for the start/end.

Well damn. Yeah I noticed he had no lines for the medics though more than anything.