/MEG/ - Mass Effect General

Reminder that she is stunned enough by affection to ask if it's real.

pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

BEING BLACKED!

THE GUY LITERALLY GOT BLACKED!

>r9 390
>4670k

how cucked am I faam?

>get tunnelbear
>login through Singapore/Korea/hong king
>open origin
>start playing in 16 hours

Some Cora.

OP was a Mistake Edition

Launch Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=X6PJEmEHIaY

Multiplayer Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=6OmW-4F4h30

Character Creator Video
youtube.com/watch?v=vneuvpFQQy4

Starting Skills and Respeccing in Andromeda Explained
youtube.com/watch?v=LV_WfKdSTwc

Pax Main Stage Presentation
youtube.com/watch?v=0OitlhG0oIM

Quarians, Drell, Volus are out
youtube.com/watch?v=ijqN2pMWyOo

Tour the Tempest and Meet the Crew
youtu.be/jY0RK-i1dGc

MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

Unlocking the game early via VPN
pastebin.com/AKx8Bz5X

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=bV-hSgL1R74

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

Previous Thread

Sara was built for Cora's cock.

What the actual fuck was that?

Is this real?

Reminder that shitty OPs full of useless info will be deleted

Pure love with Sara.

Ass-grabbing.

I will never not be asspained over her hair. If she just had decent hair, she'd be a great character.

maybe they'll release new drivers

I enjoyed DA:I.
I even liked DA2. It wasn't great but I liked it.

I was just talking about /v/ and 'hurrgamurrgators' slamming Bioware.
/v/ shitposting and memeing another TORtanic is hilarious and I actually prefer their take on things than what manic tumblerinas and biodrones have to say, but in the end I form my own opinions.

What is the earliest time we will be able to play the game with a VPN?

Cause they think the British Broadcasting Corporation is less bias

No, that's Scott. She makes him wear a vibrating buttplug when out and about.

How could anyone love a retarded girl?

Sorry lads, the Angara are taken.

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Why was there only 1 reaper guarding the beam in to the citadel when it was so important?

He sounds like in love.
affluentchoisya.tumblr.com/post/158601542912/so-just-going-through-some-of-the-leaked-jaal

Does Sara get BLACKED if you play as maleryder

>I cant compete with BBC
>My white dicku might as well be a clitoris compared to the BBC
>Jaal is forever lost to me
Feels bad man

>BBC not only conquered the milky way but Andromeda as well

Turien cock is so huge that you can't satisfy her

With just a simple photoshop Jaal goes from Dashing to Slutty.

>ywn rub your dick on those neck fringes
I left the milky way to stop getting cucked what is this

Holy shit that makes sense

>humans are so much smaller than turians that Vetra has to fake moans
>meanwhile Garrus said FemShep was great because she's small

Where have all the cuckposters randomly come from?

The beating heart of cuckdom on Veeky Forums, /pol/.

>tfw the least repulsive female in the game is a is a literal fucking plated bird who’s bodily fluids are toxic to humans

Holy shit, that femtur has wide hips

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How could you not.

They aren't, only the food can be.

>randomly
It's not random when there's this much cuckoldry.

Oh yeah, that was the only example of an alien using human idioms before Ja(m)al, right?

/v/ aka reddit, that's why the generals have been so shit the last couple of days.

I want Cora's sweaty, musky balls in my mouth!

GUYS, GUYS. WHAT IF WE turn off the internet, change system date to 25th and run Origin?

Somebody

>BBC is introduced in Andromeda
>Black humans are known to be of superior breed
>White humans are known for having a clitoris because their dick is so small
>White humans are literally women

game still has to check with server for date.

Mass Effect? More like Mass Defect.

So is the trial and by extension the game shit or what?

Stop ruining my comfy /meg/ thread

Yeah.

I've been near some in my day.

They're awful.

Worst games ever made. We're just here for the memes. Post em if you got 'em.

I didn't think the husbando bait could get any more blatant.

Sorry but Liam has already BLACKED JAAL based on And the truth is, all options for male ryder is a small feminine man with a clitoris. Andromeda will be taken by Krogan, blacks and Turians.

We will support them and help them since we dont have a real dick like them

>Humanity think they can rule the world with BBC
>Turians are more exotic to women
>Krogan have bigger dicks
The reality is there would be no BBC anymore, Black Humans would be the ones getting cucked.

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So who played some of the early release thing they had going on? Is it as bad as I suspect?

I hold no confidence in Bioware's ability to tell a story or make an RPG anymore.

I know.
I was just pretending to be retarded.
Honest.

It's worse than you suspected.

_________SO GOOD__________

>thread fills with /pol/posters at the same time as cuckposters

really made me think

We have a quite a good dick/size ratio, I don't expect those spaceraptors to be good as us

Krogan might have a bigger dick but BBC isnt that far behind.

But the moment they see BKC AND BBC and then they see our tiny white clitoris in comparison they will know that we are the women of the species.

No one makes AAA RPGs anymore. Even Witcher is a shitty open world action game.

What are the different video/graphics settings to use if you have the minimum requirements?

I'm not sure which option makes the lighting look good - but at the lowest settings the lighting (or is it post processing) looks terrible - while bumping things to medium makes things look wonderfully atmospheric

BBC cucks on suicide watch

>retard OP
>janitors deleting the decent OPs
>thread filled with cuckposters and bait
Can it get any worse than this?

>/pol/ is getting triggered their clitoris is feminine compared to the BBC and BKC

>>janitors deleting the decent OPs
it was like fifty posts early.

Can someone explain to me the need for the massive amount of text vomit at the start of these threads?

It was only 15 posts early you scumfucking degenerate.

When does the trial thing with Origin Access end?
Upon game release? Maybe I shouldn't get it rIGHT now.

How come every Asari scientist/doctor I have met so far has the same face? and just slightly different makeup or weird ass space tats? Are they all sisters or somethign?

Cheer up user, at least you might be bigger than Salarians

Autism.

You have 10 hours of gameplay, no limit for it.

This is a Bioware game general, this is the norm.

I canceled my CDkeys order and bought a Deluxe Edition from Origin.

>Can someone explain to me the need for the massive amount of text vomit at the start of these threads?
There isnt, it is just some autists who get triggered the moment their status quo changes.

EA Access trial doesn't end. It's just a try before you buy perk for all EA access members to use whenever they want.

That's more expensive though?

How long did it take to refund you the money?
And how do you even cancel it?
I'm thinking of doing the same since who the fuck knows when they'll deliver it.

Synths

Asari have little variation besides skin color and tattoos, plus Protheans did mess with their DNA.

>Tfw no Turian husbando to penetrate my vagentleman masculine vagina

>buy shitting $5.44 ea access
>wont register me to play the trial, just tells me to get ea access again

???

Is this a meme you're trying to push? Quit it.

Saving that Turian Stud though.

They haven't yet refunded my money. I don't know how long it will take.

I submitted a refund request with this: support.cdkeys.com/hc/en-gb/requests/new

Based Salarian

>tfw fell for the Leviathan is kino meme
Goddamn that was underwhelming

Hey you know when you call any technical support line for anything ever and the first thing they tell you is to restart the thing?

Restart Origin and you can play your trial. You get the trial added to your library by going to the EA Access page in the Origin client.

Someone had a Ryder named Ralph, can you post it again.

>Human clothes

DO I RELEASE NILKEN OR EXILE HIM

The first couple of missions are great, but as soon as you land on that ocean planet it all falls apart.