So I just got to a houseparty. there's a Bronco with a WAT and eurobeat sticker outside...

So I just got to a houseparty. there's a Bronco with a WAT and eurobeat sticker outside. I asked the party host whose it was.

"Oh that's Matt's, he's my roommate. He'll probably just be staying in his room."

Come find me Matt.

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>Staying in his room

I... I don't think you want to go in there user.

That's why he's asking him to come out m8. This thread has potential

yfw he's probably watching cartoons and cuddling with his pillow right now

Hopefully they have gay furry sex and become a couple

I saw a Genesis with an Akina Speed Stars sticker the other day. I wonder if he posts here.

There are a surprising number of people I follow on Instagram who post here. Mostly from E30 stuff, @turbovarg @autotragic

>This thread

who the HECK are you? there's nobody inside

Matt has patrician taste.

Initial d is still pretty popular outside of Veeky Forums

Don't come in here

instagram is cancer, you should feel bad

Bumping thread for potential

I made tacos for everyone, Matt. Come have one.

Mirin tequila shirt girls tits

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Hey dude, it's me Matt.

He probably hates normies, hence why he's not coming down to deal with those bitches.

this is really funny holy shit

Knock on Matts door and offer a brojob

poor fella about to have an autism attack

what the fuck are you doing

timestamp from ur room viewing the party from a distance pls

Everyone ITT is getting baited hard, Matt is OP

God dammit matt.. Just go downstairs and go rip up a field with your bronco and bros the burn an L on your way back.

This isn't fucking rocket surgery.

>Y-yes I am the a-autist whith the WAT sticker, w-why???

>"Well look who came out of his cave!"
pretty sure this is why he moved out

Matt we're doing shots, are you in?

Dammit Matt

>white people celebrating cinco de mayo
is this really a thing?

it's a white person holiday so

Only white people celebrate it in the first place
> t. Dirty Spic
The 5th of may was only a small battle victory. Real spics celebrate on September 27 that's the REAL independence day

It's still lit, Matt. You in?

>Spic
>works at a GM plant

it literally writes itself

post more bitches

also iammonitoringthisthread.jpg

2bh this fat fuck shouldn't be eating tacos and drinking all those empty calories

Why do white people wear shoes inside their houses?

t. brown guy

You can't stub your toe if you're wearing shoes.
Also laziness

dude go knock on his door and spout an Veeky Forums meme at him

Go shove some black ice under his door

Thats silly m8, unless its a inside/outside combo party wear socks silly cunts

>the gap between those saggy titties
why do you do this? why do you want to hurt me?

Mmmm thems some tasty milfs

invading the poor bastard in the one place he uses to escape.

hope he goes postal desu.

>Red cups
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA /int/ was right kek

I'm not sure what you're getting at but the red plastic cup is a staple of normalfag parties. You don't use the good cups when a bunch of assholes are getting drunk in your house, they'll probably break them. Buy 50 disposable ones for $5 and keep the cabinets shut, it's common sense.

>he thinks red solo cups are a meme
This Paddy girl I was talking to a while ago was fucking shocked when she saw them too, are they really so uncommon outside of here?

Solo is an american company and they probably never bothered exporting to other countries because who the fuck would jump through hoops to export disposable cups and plates?

>black skinny jeans
>converse sneakers

what a numale faggot

whos the old lady

I was hoping so. A kid I know went on a canyon run and was listening to Initial D while doing it

I'm not coming out. I came here to escape and you have to remind me that noto nly am I constantly surrounded by normies IRL but now they areo n my fucking board to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

im coming out

Is anything else going to happen

>normies
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fucking normalfags on my board again

my former best friend from my childhood is named Matt and i first introduced him to Veeky Forums and it like opened his eyes, he fucking LOVED posting on /b/ desu he probably still does

his dad had an 80s monte carlo and his mom had a late 90s monte carlo ss and he ended up getting a red early 2000s monte carlo non ss

man he was the only person who drove as crazy as i do

i was once with him and he drove his car using only his hands to opperate the pedals it was mildly scary but fucking funny as fuck

he invented the RIDE YOUR ASS game where you see how close you can get to the person in front of you's bumper without hitting it, while playing it once i forced a dude to run a red light

shit was funny as fuck

I choose to believe this really is matt

What's the status on tequila titties?

people who want to make money? idk

I'd give it another 3-5 years before she hits the wall

>converse are numale
>implying those jeans are in the realm of skinny jeans

mad numale faggot detected

enjoy erectile dysfunction in your late 20s

Converse are pretty numale

I don't get that, shoes are shoes.
I don't wear pants

how are converse numale they've been a staple of a young adult wardrobe for decades

Your clothing of a statement, even if it's the absence of one

the same way beards are numale now

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Who here /pfflyers/
>tfw "are those knock of converse "

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bump for the real matt

Matt, i know being the outcast of a house party sucks but get yer tacos and get buck

butthurt whiteknight beta

Blast some eurobeat from your room Matt

>she sees your penis for the first time and tells her friends in group chat

I think I know this guy too, I recall seeing the same stickers on a guy who used to post here while fixing rust and stuff on his bronco.

Thats a murikan thing

To be honest I'm European and I wouldn't expect people to take off their shoes for a party either. Then again I'd just celebrate the party in the backyard.

>Tfw never met any other fagg/o/ts IRL
NOTICE MY STICKIES

The party was chill. Some normie threw up everywhere and killed it. I'm back home and Matt never came out. Maybe you'll see this tomorrow, Matt.

I've met other Veeky Forumstists at meets but i still dont know whether to put my WAT sticker on

Show your power level with pride, user

Hi- hi it's me, the uh, the Matt guy, remember? From the popular Veeky Forums thread "Come find me Matt."? E-Eurob-beat—it's me. Umm. I just though I'd drop by... say hello. You know surprise you 'cause you nev-never know what surprise Matt has in store... Probably, probably don't recognise me 'cause I've lost a lot of trips. Just- just you know thought I'd stop by...

just keep it subtle, it's fun
pretty much anyone on here, in person, is a pretty cool guy

White people are degenerate

They are probably too autistic to say anything. I know I am.

>only pocket of Veeky Forumstits near me is in KC on the whole other side of the state. Never spotted one in the wild and I drive around 12 hours a day for work.

I'm going to pick up my car from your house, Matt. Wait outside for me.

Such a trashy college party.
I fully understand why people hate whites now.

Maybe I'll see you next time, Matt. I live in your neighborhood, ask Ryan for my contact info.

t. fashionably inept

>@turbovarg
>Veeky Forums related varg posting
I want this to be a thing

>google image search that
>"Women who like small penis"

>tfw found the bride with big tits' facebook

jesus christ this broad is hot

should i dump pics? :^)

>Mattsfw seeing this thread

Yeah go on
This thread is shit cos OP is matt

>Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican holiday to celebrate a battle victory
>Ask most whites and they say it's Mexican independence
>They don't give a fuck, they're so degenerate they just use it as an excuse to get drunk, play loud obnoxious music, and do stupid shit because they're so socially awkward the rest of the time this is the only way they can open up
>Completely butcher and disrespect Mexican culture

matt is a little bitch lmao

>tfw KC Veeky Forumstist
>handful of us around here
>seen the stickies IRL
>never met any
>tfw

ok

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