I really want to see biodrones spin this game to be anything but a severe disappoint on all fronts.
Andrew Rogers
WE'RE HOME
Henry Reed
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Tyler Murphy
I'm drinking but I'm too HYPE to sleep
Michael Myers
TURIAN WAIFUS ARE ALWAYS BEST WAIFUS
Parker Adams
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Jace Murphy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Noah Young
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i'm ok!
Aiden Campbell
If I can romance Jack again in 3 I'll probably do that instead of Liara.
Liara was way too easy and took no effort and that signals that she's loose and gives it up to anyone, I wouldn't be surprised if she sold her body for secrets back on the Asari world. Samara showed me how a true Asari woman should act and that's not Liara.
Matthew Turner
You do wanna you wanna make Scott happy, right?
Hunter Martin
When does this game release for Canadian Consolefags.
Zachary Butler
>If I can romance Jack again in 3 I'll probably do that instead of Liara. Nope.
Yeah you can but it's underwhelming without the DLC. You get like a kiss and some sweet talk and thats it. Citadel DLC lets you properly continue the old relationships.
Ryder Sanders
>the game has been leaked to the point where the ending is now shown >still can't pirate it yet
what the fuck guys
Hunter Phillips
>option to ask Suvi to join you out in the field but she refuses >no option to ask Gil
I should've known since it's EA but that's still lame
Lincoln Reed
Jack has the least romance content than anyone in me3
its a shame really, but even so i've never been able to dump Jack
Jason Edwards
A reminder that Suvi is jewish or muslim. A reminder that Gil is jewish. A reminder that Vetra is JIDF.
Mason Rodriguez
somehow this and vetra memes have made the game a better experience for me
Joshua Phillips
I noticed during the cutscene when you are going down to Eos for the first time, it looks at Suvi for a minute, and she looks great.
But outside of that she looks like a complete clown. Like who the fuck designed her? She looks like one of those trainwrecks people make in character editors who know they have no idea how to make a good looking character and just cake on all the makeup and unnatural colors.
It's a shame, one minute looks natural and great, next looks like a clown.
Carson Rivera
Well, tbf it wasn't planned. When people found out some of the "continued" romances were fucking awful (Namely Jack, Miranda, and oh jesus Jacob) they threw a fit and Bioware made what actually turned out to be the best of the DLCs they did.
It's very fanservicy but it's also Incredibly fun
Carter Brown
Incorrect. Samara has the least romance content considering you can only romance her in the DLC.
If we count one-night-stands, then Javik.
Logan Bell
>tfw remembered how I beat off to a video of a japanese nurse giving an actual retarded guy in a wheel chair a handjob
Chase Gutierrez
>creating the Antichrist kek
Camden Turner
It would have been better if they could have made a DLC that had a good ending.
Noah Mitchell
This game sounds like it was written by some Tumblr memlords. That "lul so random" conversation with gil made me cringe.
>two enemy type have a dog for some reason >couldn't even be a vorcha outlaw or something for outlaws
also >upload on firebase derelict >3 points right next to each other >hack gets interrupted when enemey is standing on it >it's ket >ascendant doesn't go down from a rocket cause it has shield up >its shield goes back up and another wave of common ket shows back up to fill the void of the ones we killed cause it's a mission and they keep spawning >die
so are we supposed to just waste 3 rockets for that? why is every addition to the multiplayer from me3mp just shitty and not really adding anything intuitive or fun?
Jeremiah Wright
There is a good ending, the most heroic ending
The Refusal ending
Angel Thompson
>This game sounds like it was written by some Tumblr memlords it was
Anthony Phillips
I have no opinion because I don't play console exclusive trash.
Aaron Long
>make Samara the most interesting character in the ME2 crew >she has the least amount of dialogue for female characters and can't even be romanced
I hate you Bioware
Luke Brown
>Suvi is Jewish because she believes in God and science Christfag here, I'm not sure what being Jewish specifically has to do with anything. I think it's pretty clear that science and religion are not mutually exclusive schools of thought.
Austin Sullivan
I didn't need these feels right now, bro.
Logan Cruz
i'm intrigued
David Lewis
ive never even heard of "Horizon: Zero Dawn"
yeah, well.... that's just the way it is.
Hunter Mitchell
user. I'm so sorry. You do realize you have to kill your self, right?
Xavier Smith
At least with Ashley's kind of religiousness she was extremely vague about it, just entertaining the idea that god or some kind of intelligent design had started the universe or something.
Suvi feels a little too skewed.
Owen Fisher
In the future will everyone be as fit as they are in the mass effect universe? Will obesity be cured?
William Thompson
i would imagine real working fat burning pills will be a thing in 200 years, so yeah
Joseph Ward
>Ashley brings up god right before the nuke mission >leave her to die so she can meet her imaginary being
Another stupid Christian in space dead the better.
Nathan Hall
It's from tumblr and special snowflakes hate Christianity because it's mainstream. It takes a lot of mental gymnastics and hugbox echo-chamber validation to come up with retarded shit like this.
Angel Edwards
Make sure you create mustard race kids with best girl /meg/
William Brooks
>Makes games that pander to SJWs >SJWs grow up and go to work for the company >SJWs dont know how to make a good game
Bioware digged its own grave, bravo!
Ryder Robinson
euuhuuhuhuhuhuh UAHUAHUAHUAHUAH
Grayson Russell
It was posted on /sp/ like six years ago when that board was the shitposting capital I haven't seen it since
>go to the doctor >get diagnosed with obesity >they prescribe you a pill that turns fat into muscle >the normal body type is ultra fit and sexy
I would like to cryosleep today to wake up in that future. When everyone is so hot, maybe mass effect style relationships will be a thing where people actually give a shit about your personality before wanting to sleep with you.
Julian Peterson
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Jackson Lopez
Need something to pass the time with while you wait?
She'd most likely be less than 35, Kaidan makes it seem like him and his group were the first bunch of known human biotics who didn't just accidentally kill themselves with their powers.
Biotics get their implants when their powers manifest, when they reach puberty, and we know she has an L3 implant. Meaning she must have been around 10-14 in 2170, and the Andromeda missions starts in 2185. We can add a few years for it being say, a late find, but she can be as young as 25 in game.
Alexander Cruz
So the crit path is only 20 hours and this guy's save game says 49% complete. So what is that? An extra 20 hours of collection shit? No wonder they didn't want to give estimates on game time.
Joshua Diaz
Some user in the last thread said he got there and there was one.
Lincoln Campbell
Voice files heavily imply there is
Brandon Carter
If asari were hermaphrodites, I probably would probably end up sucking some asari dick.
Julian Hill
Liam does.
Kayden Howard
nice
Carson Harris
no i meant a female one
Robert King
>Someone is paid to animated this. FTFY
Lucas Peterson
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Zachary Allen
So I'm out of here before the huge spoilers begin.
I hope you will play ME:A in 12 hours. If not then get ready to get spoiled into oblivion.
Josiah Allen
There's a fling with one of the female ones, but it isn't extensive at all.
Brayden Long
>but she can be as young as 25 in game. shes looks a few years away from twice that
good enough
Robert Allen
STOP THIS JAAL IS PURE
Jonathan Clark
I never trust that shit. There were images of solas post-credits scene in Veeky Forums threads a day after DAI came out and I was stuck in that game for 150 fucking hours.
