What are some certified Grandpa-tier™ investment strategies?

What are some certified Grandpa-tier™ investment strategies?

buy high sell low!

Follow memes on /rhg/.
Cry to Veeky Forums when your $236 disappears.

Land

$KO
$GE
$GM

Then wait 20 years

Grandma does this on purpose because she feels bad about taking money from those nice boys on Wall Street

Only buy dividend stocks.

Investing in index funds

Index - idiot proof. Read John bogle
Value investing - for the 1% who nerd out on balance sheets and P/L, like me.

These are the 2 investment strategies to make you rich without trading on inside information

>buy gold for buy gold for continue buying gold for the rest of your life now that it's >$1,000
>never ever cash out
>die

I know several actual grandpas who do this. People who've been in WW2 are weird when it comes to gold.

The up-and-coming Spruce Moose you can bank on!

Gold and silver.

this lol

I'm surprised that annuities haven't been mentioned yet.

buy stocks in a bubble!

Government savings bonds

>work hard
>retirement

Having a pension is the most grandpa-tier investment strategy there is

I suppose be cause they've seen what it's like when the world ends.

>Investing in Silver dimes, Nickels or quarters
>investing in "collections"
>Timeshares
>The Condo jew

This i literally the end of bitcoin

but timberland investment gets pretty good returns.

Most publicly traded companies provide 5% dividends at least.

publicly traded -forestry- companies.

a shotgun

Certificates of Deposit at your local bank

Guns
Collector items
Time shares
Stocks and commodities
Gold and silver
401ks and deferred compensation plans

Grandma-tier:

Savings accounts, U.S. savings bonds and piggy bank.

They remember a time when the gold standard was a thing