/gbfg/ GW update
Lum1- Currently in disarray after dictaker Wata demanded 20m from everyone to superseed. Only to not reach 20m himself. Last seen trying to get #BringBackRin trending.
Lum2, Falz Flag,Haruna - Currently MIA. Last seen migrating from gbfg to IRC and xieicord safe spaces after losing the great 2016 JOP-EOP war
Little Girls- Currently getting carried to a comfy 2-0 by momma Eureka. A great example of how not all women are useless at leadership
Atelie - Currently a dumpster fire. On their way to a disastrous 0-2 after spending too much time shitposting about not qualifying and bullying COWFAGS
NoFlipCity- 2-0 but are seething in their discord channel about COWFAGS overtaking them in the shitposting rankings. Last seen planning to infiltrate COWFAGS with alts again to destroy them
(You)- Currently too scared to show their faces in gbfg after it was discovered they have a crossdressing trap. Last seen fapping to their new SEANIG trap goddess and spying on other guilds
FOXHOUND- Currently on course for 0-5 AGAIN, after overshooting in prelims and qualifying in tier A after aiming for easy wins in tier B. Last seen praying that COWFAGS ends 0-5
TP- Currently on course for a disastrous 0-5 after they made a mistake of kicking their carry miuna.Kin last seen in hospital after being traumatized from all the gore miuna sent him
Oppaisuki- Currently on course for 1-1. However guild is in disarray after it was revealed FLATCHEST is carrying. Name change in the works?
DemBois- Another dumpster fire guild. Crashed and burned spectacularly against the posterior of 2B. DISBANDING
COWFAGS- Impressively qualified against all odds and the bullying of /gbfg/. Echoes of (You) 2016. Turnaround is down to swapping the alt leader for a (You) reject. However currently on course for 0-5 after diddy failed to channel his inner teasel by choosing to actually contribute and not shit himself into hospital
Gransexuals,Bullies,Fleet, Aion no memes, TOOT - literally WHO?