League of Legends General - /lolg/

>New Lee skin coming out
>Games will be flooded with shitty Lee Sin's who try to pull off epik plays and try to invade Xin Zhao level 2

Oh fuck it's gonna be freelo for Jungle pickers when he gets released.

find a better support

Impregnate janna!!!

this game is only fun when I troll the baby ragers. Does this make me a bad person?

Continue reporting every single post you make

die

KILL__ cute janna user and FUCK a cute biological girl

How do titfucks feel?

Are they one of those things that are just a glorified wank or do they genuinely feel great?

I'd actually smash Janna user's asshole desu. I think they're pretty cute.

Like a splinter in a bag of sand.

glorified wank pretty much

really only worth it so you can tell people "see those? i fucked them" when she shows cleavage

Depends on what you mean by "trolling," honestly.

If that implies inting then yeah, people like you can fuck off.

If I were to guess it'd probably be up to the size of the breasts and the girl's ability to make it stimulating. Which is to say most tit jobs would be shit. But I wouldn't know.

Draven!
He rocks!
I visited a big city today /lolg/!

>leave my waifu alone
what in the literal FUCK are you doing you GORMLESS SPASTIC? What the F U C K did I "do" to you wiafu? Nigga I was fucking bringing up a past fucking event. Are you in a time zone where it's just turned midnight and you been awake for 56 hours on a bender or meth and coffee because that is the only way I can see someone being this stupid without being clinically retarded.
Fuck off
Delete your win32 file
Kill your shelf
Etc
Etc
Etc

>damn user you be mad a fuck lol
damn fucking straight

>merely pretending

neck yourself desu

literally any sexual experience is amplified by being with another person because of the loss of control you have

when you do it by yourself you choose when to let yourself finish, but with someone else that loss of control can drive you wild on its own

last couple of my games all had lee sin in them
and they were all notoriously bad, it's like they're "practicing" him in preparation for the new skin

>everyone in our game is at least level 10 except the supports
>also the enemy lee sin who is level 8 and gets two-shot by our ER+Triforce Lucian

what about rape though

I wish there was one of those lore short stories about Darius and Draven.

>tfw you find your centre

amplified by negative energy

cant really rape yourself but the sexual experience IS amplified

just not in a good way

>his blindfold burning away
Nice touch

Illaoi skin ideas?
What about Punk/ Pentakill fan Illaoi,or some sort of Musical skin, even fucking dubstep works.

:3!
cute

people have rape fantasies all the time
actual rape is bad, but even then the experience is amplified, just not in a particularly thrilling way for the victim.

It's more focused on the eroticism than the actual physical sensation

dunkmaster

Eldritch Illaoi. She looks more like cthulhu was described in the original short story, as in the idol.

>multiple passives
>passives on top of actives
>minigame
>FREE stats
>double dipping/self scaling
>all total AD ratios and no AP ratios
>unprecedented unique item or map/mechanic interactions
>%max HP true damage
>never before seen unique mechanic/utility
>global presence
>summoner spell + additional effect on a basic ability
>new resource aside from mana

So, how many cancer elements are the next VGUs going to feature?

gravelord Illaoi, tentacles are hands coming out of the grave

For someone new, who is the white mage in LoL? Healing, shielding, status buffs/debuffs, a chick.

>illaoi

who cares? why not think of ideas for a GOOD or APPEALING champion?

kys you already asked this dumbass fucking question like five days ago

Janna.

Sona does heals and shields, as well as speed ups and poke damage.

Soraka doesn't have shields, but her heals are strong.

Janna has shields and heals, and also has powerful peel to keep enemies away.

Karma is best healslut. Learn her. She's never not strong.

Best girl.
Best hips.
Best wife.

Sona has all of that

MATING PRESS
UNDERAGE

soraka

heal (W), sheild (item actives), status buffs/debuffs (ardent, mikaels, (E)), 100% female

Gentlemen.

How do we cleanse our general of the blight that is lulufag?

Normie draft on NA anyone?

IGN and preferred role?

Rank needed and role?

>wanting a sow over a closed lily
Shit taste

He's already been here for more than 3 years, if he was a plague, our society would have been eradicated in that time.

continue to ignore and report

you'll notice that when he gets ignored he starts sperging and there is a lulu post every 5 posts

makes it easier to report for avataring

makes me sad how many of these criteria poppy checks off

fuck poppy

>pick kled
>up against shen/jax/teemo/fiora/anyone that can nullify my W

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'd much rather get rid of the janna posting nigger and all the gays. I don't notice the guy posting about non-lulu things and avatar fagging.

filter, ignore, report, and MAKE early threads but dont POST them in the current thread till a lulufag does it or the post limit hits

stop giving them attention

Don't worry, next patch we're getting Pool Party Annie, Teemo, Ryze, Ezreal and Katarina

first step is to stop posting in any threads it makes

but none of you cucks can control yourselves so it's never gonna happen

I'm looking forward to Urgot being ranged Poppy, Eve being invisible Poppy, and Mordekaiser being manaless lane bully Poppy

Does this trigger you /lolg/?
Maybe I need to jump on this (You)-producing scheme.

hate to break it to ya faggot but everyone ELSE hates lulufags the most
THEN comes jannawhore
THEN fucking VlADFAG

the rest of the world isnt homophobic like you are cunt

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

what if Lulu wants to swim in you?

>Ezreal
y-yes please

faggot detected

>posting lulu
>calling anyone else a faggot

sorry trash, NO ONE in this general OTHER than other lulufags like you

A mean black cat

I have a group we need 2 mid jungle

Everyone post their most autistic lulu picture

I've literally seen Vladfag post like, a handful of times and I hate them the most by far.

Jannanon is only annoying if you hate gay shit, they at least talk about and play the damn game.

Lulufag is a blight that could use a good dicking while his precious waifu watches.

what if the second lulufag is a false flagger decdicated to making the original true lulufag look bad in relation

because it's working

you ignore him

he has been btfo so many times over the years yet he persists

>tfw no cute blonde champion based around picking up whatever the fuck is on the ground and using it as a weapon

How do you have a problem with this champion?

>homophobic
[strawmanning INTENSIFIES]

penis

>akali gets 1 kill
>snowballs out of control

i feel like i should give her a try, that w change really put her over the edge

You lost me

>Play about 10 games today
>End up with a 40LP gain after being one game away from promos twice
>Lost everytime I had a Fiora/Vayne on my team

Could have been worse but whatever i'll take it. I wish these fucking shitters wouldn't play mechanical champions if they suck ass with them though holy shit.

>hate X champfag
>means I hate the champion

no retard I dont hate lulu, I hate YOU

>I want to get rid of all the gays JUST because theyre gay
>not homophobic

Here
This is hard

All I know is they're depressing if you're a regular sized dude

My ex was quite busty and every time we did it I just felt so inappropriate
But they're nice in the same way that kind of thing is nice, you get to see a pretty face and pair of tiddies moving up and down to please you and that's very satisfying on itself

maybe because they are as annoying as the waifufags

i hate both just as much, has nothing to do with homos

stop posting lewd pics of champs you fucking niggers

I'm just glad we don't have that retarded discord chat spammer in here anymore.

>Enemy Top feeds FB level 2
>Instaports back to lane
>mfw I gank him the moment he finishes his TP and kill him

Is there a better feel?

why does every fucking ahri feed out the ass and die first blood to ganks while pushed up?

yeah killing quinn and jayce pickers over and over

i like lulufag, it only annoys me how he doesnt keep updating his material, same shit over and over. lulu is a lot cuter than sona or liss or some stupid shit.

I haven't seen the entire conversation of the thread be about Lulufag since he started so many years ago. This place is a fucking husk LOL.

god damn link is cute in that game
>tfw qt blonde twink boys dont exist irl
I just wanna admire a beautiful boy in a non-sexual way
but still be his bf

Rape fantasies are extremely common for both sexes

Everybody fantasizes about a qt/hunk just taking charge and fucking their brains out

whats the discord ? im down for some autism

>enemy team has ezreal/blitzcrank locked in
>i pick braum to counter, and our last pick adc has sivir hovered
>they pick morde instead
jesus fucking christ, if you wanted to pick morde i would've picked something that worked with morde better. this was easily the most unfun game i've had today, more unfun than the 4v5 one that lasted 40 minutes or the one with the solo mid veigar that went 0/5 before first brick with 0 jg interference on both sides and enemy kat came barreling down.

Discord is in the top 5 worst thing to happen to Generals in general in the last 2 years.

remove yourself

>you hate every single poster in this thread that is gay
>JUST because their gay even if theyre deep in the closet and never admit it
nah bud youre homophobic, thats why you PRETEND all gays are effeminate grindr faggots

How do you fix kayle?

Maybe he switched to Morde when he saw the Blitzcrank with the idea in his head that Blitzcrank doesn't WANT to really hook Morde and could exploit it as free engage?