Sc2

I'll seriously be pissed off if the janitor fags out and ruins a thread that started off this good

more like turok poo

just slept for 7 hours...

thats p crazy

lol that i didnt know that 'angry wife with a rolling pin' thing goes back centuries

smack that

it's a syringe for an enema

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I'm glad that ur mom found a boyfriend

snip snap

wordpress.tokyotimes.org/the-sadness-of-a-small-abandoned-japanese-house/

really sad pictures..

youtube.com/watch?v=Q5OMSnJFKNk

i've broken into lots of abandoned houses fucking just around. this is what they all look like inside

where do you live where there are multiple abandoned houses..

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coyote country

terrible post

this just in: abandoned houses all look abandoned
and japanese

idiot im gonna ddos your house now

a seasonal vacation spot with a lot of summer houses and houses that have been for sale forever

also correct

ddos hima so we get unbanned

GitS...

none of you niggers can even write your own compiler...

dumb PIGSKIN BITCH!!!!!!

i watched some asian american chick review the extended preview yesterday
she was really sad about how bad it was :/

my face is all tore up from shaving improperly like a retard for a year

is it gonna heal on its own or am i stuck looking like freddy krueger for life

the manga was shit and the anime was average

what made you think the movie would be better

you should've bought an electric shaver

imagine having to use an outhouse in the winter
trudging through the early morning winter snow just to take a freezing poo as the cold wind bites at your sensitive regions through the cracks in the outhouse

we do NOT tolerate westernised agirls here

what were you doing wrong
shaving seems pretty straight-forward

we tolerate artificial wombs

in fact we just dont tolerate girls

i take cold showers so i dont have to imagine idiot

dont you have to come in contact with something to find out if you can tolerate it or not

I might be allergic to guacamole but i cant say for sure

in the winter i bet she took stinky j-poops in styrofoam takeout containers inside her apartment and threw them out afterwards

just imagine

if i win the lottery im buying an scv mansion and top tier kgfs for everyone

wish i wasnt banned lol

can i have a tanned kgf
nothing against pales

fighting!
im putting all my hopes on you

i dont want a kgf
im keeping myself chaste for spiritual purposes

in the hospital when i was 12 i got an "allergy test?"
they have all these swabs of different stuff and they went down my arm rubbing a little stripe of each one and seeing if my skin broke out in hives or whatever

ill take a kgf but they arent my first choice

ill take what i can get but she gotta be a virgin and have an accent

you can have a kggf
KoRean Ghostu Girlufriendu

a lonely kghost.... you could meet one of those without even leaving the house and shed be with u forever........

*starts summoning her with satanic rituals*

dont summon more than u can conjure back down.......

sex with her would be like one of those mangas where they make the girl see through and you can see your wiener inside her body

drinking the ectoplasm from her ghost kooch...

actually please summon more than u can conjure back down and give leftovers to me ok thx
im warming up to this idea of having a kggf

a-user? I feel strange.. what's happening?

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die norms

*dies*

*dies*

he wants u to die so he can date ur ghosts :3

hmmmm actually i just want to die

do you get to choose your ghost form

we take cold showers when we get suicidal thoughts here

thinking about switching phone providers so i can himapost again

i want that stinker from iron fist to beat me up..

am i desirable...

if you're on iOS just search for a proxy app on the appstore and switch it from relevant results to newest releases. there are a lot of unblocked proxies

i don't like to bathe my nude body in water filled with chemicals thats turning the frogs gay

*infiltrates hima*
those nerds get so salty lmao

>only thing that nigger can do is ban he's pathetic worthless useless never amount to anything i felt bad for throat puncher doing what he did to you but not so much anymore because you deserve it for being as useless as you are still being an elitist snob that's why your mom didn't want you and let your step father beat you flipping weakling
O_ O

well you see

no i can't without my glasses you fr*cking j*rk

u ccan still see just not well

i have astigmatism comm

lol

im a glasses norm too :/
should've played outside instead of playing vidya in the dark all day

stinkers need glasses too looking forward to going shopping for matching frames when i get a bespectactled stinker gf

same, fucked up my eyes staring at these shitty monitors 15 hours/day

i just look at shit all blurry lol hardly ever wear my goggles

played 15h a day too but still have perfect vision

i actually stared at the sun outside a lot as a kid

one time I was tossing a granola bar at the sun and it fell down and the wrapper part cut open my eye and I couldn't play my gameboy pocket for a week

were blind here

i have the vertical focus style and never knew for 23 years. glasses completely fixed it. it was awesome

we look like were dads but act like children here

and we fuck like dinosaurs

i have compromise

actually, i'm not 100% sure dinosaurs existed

maybe you do i havnt had sex before

that's the joke you DINGUS

reminder that our stance on dinosaurs is that theyre gay

ugh that retard just ruined the joke for everyone

has anyone ever learned piano with internet tutorials here
thinking bout doing that :\

i have a red beard :/