/srg/ speedrunning general

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everyone just report the op until it dies, should have been over long ago

which rule is the OP breaking?

let it die

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here u go guys

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The beast stalks

Generals with no subject to discuss. There is clearly no purpose to these threads. Let it die.

Retard go back to sucking girlcock and chugging soylent you fucking moron

there's lots to discuss. like monkeys, sm64, squid, and bonobos, and marxism, and cucks.

What? Look at yourself, you desperately need a thread living only off a tranny to survive. It's absolutely pathetic. Let it die and stop acting hard on Veeky Forums, it's embarrassing.

Everything you listed is an overplayed meme forced by obsessed faggots like yourself. There is no speedrunning discussion here, only obsessed stream monsters and creeps posting about people. Let it die, it's done.

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FREE NOIR

reminder to support your speedfriends

I would let Noir suck my dick.

how low can BOTW go???

sub 40 hype

Dude you're based

Wait a second no you're not lmfao. Stupid fucking whinebab

Kill yourself you obsessed cuck

they need to find a glitch for infinite durability and something like ISG

the final boss/rush is so fucking boring

Nope, gonna stay right here you fucking faggot

The final boss rush is the only vaguely interesting part of the run. Only after plateau skip is discovered can the game reach its full potential.

why did you delete?

A speed glitch with the glider would be awesome

Pathetic beta cuck obsessing over people thinks he is big

>using cuck
That is so late 2016

So edgy dude. You're a bitch

how is this garbage heap of a general still alive?

headcrab keeps making new threads

don't see you complaining about the sc2 general you nigger

because i don't play sc2?

imagine being a starcrump

sc2 is an awful game and all the fans of it are brain dead as fuck

Speedrunning is not AN e-sport. It is THE e-sport. Other athletes WISH they could be half as smart and talented as the average speedrunner.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS RIDE

LOCK ME

UP

why did you delete?

Speedrunning takes no talent. It's just following a specific route

>this is what grindmonkeys actually believe

DSP

Weekly reminder that if you get your run into SGDQ, you may qualify for financial reimbursement of up to $500. Keep an eye out for the official announcement soon.

Mfw when serg

actually grind monkeys believe that they have skill

t. a "talented" lab rat like trihex

Speedruns, with a little bit of splice
twitch
.tv/sleepynicholas

grindmonkeys believe spamming attempts is a skill

why did you delete?

Dedication is required for a good time.

Grind Monkey = Dedication in retarded stream monster speak.

It's not dedication to only play the first two stages 90% of the time you play the game, it's stupidity. It's how a literal monkey would tackle the problem.

someone fill me in on all this zelda breath of the wild drama.

No one does that, and if someone resets, it's because they messed up early on and it's more worth it to start again. You literally do not understand how speedrunning works.

>No one does that
Clearly YOU know nothing about speedrunning.
>messed up early on and it's more worth it to start again
And when they pass that part of the game, they will soon hit the reset button again, because they have too little practice with the rest of the game, because all they ever do is try again and again without working on ironing out their mistakes by practice like a stupid monkey. With a few exceptions (very short or luck-dependant games) you should never need more than 100 attempts at most to PB or you would spend your time better practicing and going for a PB later.

I know a lot about it, as I actually partake.

No one goes into a game only having runs as their game experience. They clearly believe they are confident enough in the entire game, hence the fact that they are doing runs. You don't get worse when you reset, you still have all the same experience as before. Your use of monkey every 5 seconds reveals you are the same obsessed freak constantly going on about monkeys all day every single day, so this is probably a waste of time.

>you should never need more than 100 attempts to PB
Says who? Games get more difficult to PB in when you get a better time, there isn't a set time you should PB in unless your time is absolutely shit.

When you are skilled enough in a game to get a time, you grind for it. That is how it works.

Do not comment when you do not understand.

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>I know a lot about it, as I actually partake.
Grindmonkeying isn't speedrunning.
>They clearly believe they are confident enough in the entire game
Doesn't mean that they are.
>You don't get worse when you reset
You don't improve while you spam attempts either.
>When you are skilled enough in a game to get a time, you grind for it.
When you grind for a time that would take you an average 1000 attempts to get, you should practice instead until it only takes you 50 attempts on average. A lot of people have thousands of attempts and yet truly skilled runners beat their times easily in marathons and races.

Stop posting, every one of your replies is ridiculously stupid.

Hi guys what's new?

Confused the Grind Monkey retreats back up into the safety of the tree and bonobo howls as loudly as he can.

I look forward to you crying about how your cancer has been removed.

Nothing.
No, truly, read the thread and see for yourself.

The Grind Monkey Stigma

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hahahahhahah

why did you delete?

>I actually partake.
lol sure you do.

List of solved games:

Far Cry 3

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Super Mario 64

So? I'll call whoever whatever I want.

Blow me, Cosmo.

you would like that wouldn't you grindxmonkey lmao

doesn't post here anymore
>twitter.com/LiquidSquid_/status/844530168299507713
doesn't even bother posting his hilarious OC
give it up, kid

prove you speedrun. claim some bounties.

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I don't but I watch clint, trihex, and iateyourpie

squid at the pub

I want to hold hands with Linkus!

reminder the same people who complain about "stream monsters" are the ones who cry that they don't have any viewers.

I don't have any viewers and I'm quite proud of it

your queen has spoken

NEW response by me:
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1. I shall do what I want

so ive been wasting my time?

monkey poster has been exposed as a time wasting fuccboi

Why is squid too retarded to clean the dust off his heatsink?

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what is the context here and why are you posting it

He keeps crying on twitter about his PC shutting off and it's obviously because it's overheating. 99% of the time this is because they never clean their grimey ass PC.

Why don't you ask him? Why are you posting this here? Freak

He can answer here if he wants to. I was just asking whoever.

Geeze, don't get so defensive. Is he your boyfriend or something?

The Trouble Tranny Saga

See You're a faggot

>that guy who asks the thread weird questions about people can also provide tech support solutions for problems he has no idea about

Croni here AMA

how do i stop speedrunning and get a job and a girlfriend

if you're not morbidly obese then just try asking a cute girl out. girls say yes more than 75% of the time if they're single

I believe in you!

why did you delete?

name one single girl between the ages of 17-23

why did you delete?

me