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NYREEN PADS HER CHEST

First for Vetra

DICK RYDER

BRAAAAPFU is still bestfu
>romancing someone who doesn't have an sfm-tier love scene

?nth for wanting to meet Jaals large and welcoming family~

So, what do you think is the best weapon in the game?

Cora's booty

Scott's dick, or sara's weaponized autism

Where tf is Liam's second sex scene damn

Does the MP difficulty feel wonky to anyone else? Bronze and Silver feel no different from a difficulty standpoint. I was in several Bronze matches that had 2 of those big brute monsters and 2 of those orange floaty guys on the field at the same time in waves 6 or 7, making for an absolute clusterfuck. I used to be pretty damn good in ME3 MP, frequently soloing Gold matches when none of my friends were online, but Bronze in MEA can feel overwhelming with low level characters and gear.

BIOTICS

Cora is cute!

How old is she though?

what's with the eggs and the colored cream with LEGO bricks in it?

>b-b-b-but the MP c-c-c-combat is gud
This is exactly why story driven AAA RPGs should not have MP. Takes up resources that are sorely needed in what should be the main and only focus of the game: delivering a good story that is shaped by the players many choices. It also bring retards like totalbitchtits to say "the MP horde mode is great and the combat is fantastic and you don't even see the issues that are plaguing the singleplayer. two thumbs up!" which softens the blow that should show the devs that the game is shit and in dire need of an overhaul of everything except the combat.

reposting for truth

Beam emitter, grenade launcher or plasma charge systems for my assault rifle?

It does need some adjustment, honestly. Bronze should be tailored for characters level 7 and below. However silver difficulty needs to be upped slightly along with offering more experience. Gold needs to offer even more experience.

628 would be my guess

Vetra's ass (and hopefully tits) better be shown in whatever DLC they fart up.

Any of the rapid fire assault rifles any good? The one Vetra uses seems kinda underwhelming, and the Avenger is the Avenger.

Cora when picking up some work between deployments.
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shit against armored foes though

>there exist people who cannot understand the basic mechanics of the game to even get through a single bronze mission

So tired of losing games and thinking I wasn't playing hard enough when I've got literal retards for team mates, with no spacial awareness, no ability to shoot at anything but center mass, and basic survival tactics.

This face looks worse and less distinctive than any OT faces. Jesus fuck.

Anyone else having issues with the switch profile?

Because nearly every time it gets fucking stuck on one thing and no matter how many times I try to switch it from Adept to Explorer or etc it stays on Adept.

Okay. This one is pretty gross.

You have a gun for that

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not accurate, dick is too small desu

>only 2 companions with biotic abilities
>both are melee focused

seriously? i'm playing an engineer and have drack so the only niche i need to fill in the control/mage type and neither of these fucks fill it.

>no 40 year old milf romance

Really rustles the jimsters

Those are skittles assorted by color in the bowls.

It's not cream, they are skittles organized by colour.

They don't show her tits or anything in her sex scene? What about the other female characters? I know they show Sarah's tits when she romances Jaal but I thought there was supposed to be a bunch of nudity?

If I try really really really hard in the shitty character creation, will I be able to make my Ryder look somewhat like a character from another game/show?
Have people tried to do this in ME:A like they have with, say, Skyrim or Dragon Age?

PeeBee is melee focused?

Cant wait for the SFM porn of Cora.

Goys please, there have to be some people who know about Assault Rifles.

ffs wrong file

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They show Cora's fartbox and tits. Same with Peebee.

>Romancing such a bland character

that "this bitch" look over to cora

The Revanent felt pretty okay.

Maybe if they do some kind of Citadel style DLC. You know. I wonder how much they could make from just doing "Romance Packs" for each character which are just a bunch more scenes of cute relationship shit/drama/fucking.

webms?

inorite?

Don't have any, but here's Cora's butt.

Fuck you

It's all over youtube. Very easy to find.

>Vetra
>sex scene

Does it still have the lighting issues that made it unusable in ME3, assuming your plan was to actually hit anything?

see

To be fair, Bronze in MEA is way harder than Bronze in ME3 and the maps are garbage.
I said female characters, not lizard tranny characters.

I don't know, I never used it in ME3

Horde mode games are shit no matter how good the combat may be.

mods pls

Biotic combos. Alternatively, Carnifex for armor/shields.

oh all right

Vetra's romance scenes are a lot cuter than the other choices. Lots of handholding, kissing, dinner, etc.

Only downside is no proper sex scene. If they would've made a sex scene for her, Vetra would hands-down no competition be the best girl.

She's still the best choice imo

Why is Cora such a granny looking bitch

>Distant future
>Text templates are still a thing

Fuck you. Horde mode is fun.

you're shit

So I'm over 30 hours in and really enjoying the game. When does it get bad enough to warrant a 4.2 user score on Metacritic?

Come at me

You're quite the size-queen.
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Rude, Cora needs love.

>When does it get bad enough to warrant a 4.2 user score on Metacritic?

In the first two hours

it's all over youtube, just google it.

I just finished the game.

This shit is bad. The writing is so fucking horrendous it isn't even funny. All of the animations and jank aside, the writing is the worst part of this entire experience. Every characters speaks in cliches. No one has their own voice except maybe Peebee once in a blue moon. It's hard to connect to any of the characters because of this, but it's especially terrible with Ryder. The decision to take away the ability to determine your character through dialogue (every dialogue choice is either the same thing said slightly differently for times or Harsh comment vs Kind comment, and even then the word prompts usually aren't accurate) really brings down the game. There isn't enough variety to decide what kind of Ryder you want to be and the game does nothing to define the character itself. I had no reason to give a shit about anything that happened to Ryder at any point in the game. It was just really depressing and disappointing how bad this game was.

It doesn't warrant a 4.2 user score. It's just a bunch of /v/ users bombing the score.

They did it with Zelda.

Anyone else having issues with trying to change profiles?

But seeing her gross, bumpy body would have ruined any prior cuteness.

Butt she would never write you letters like pic related.

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>Mass Effect Andromeda: Twins With Benefits

Found a gem for you

I was yesterday.
I've since changed my abilities and only using three now.

>tranny
I LOATHE generation z and their inability to use words correctly.

Nice stats lad. Have you played andromeda multi? What do you think of it?

I'm going to go into it tomorrow for the first time.

you're welcome

Killing Floor 2s shooting is the definition of excellence and the best FPS i've seen in ages and it can't hold my interest for long. That makes it effectively shit, which makes all horde mode games shit since it's the best horde mode around.

>mfw I enjoy playing a soldier with a bit of tech skills more than a fullblown biotic/vanguard

Fuck this game for ruining biotics. Where's my fucking Reave, where's my Warp.

couldnt have said it better, it sucks terribly - story, dialogue, everything

You mean Annihilate and Lance?

I havent seen anything even compare to the Vanquisher. No one has ever taken top slot from me on 20 straight matches from a level 6 soldier to my now level 15 soldier.

I feel cheated, why dont ARs feel anywhere near as good? Is there hope for me to find another fun weapon, boyos?

Seriously, who did not see this coming?

>cora will never do this to twink ryder

I don't understand, I feel completely different about the game.

Nah, I ain't paying for Manver's anti-white wet dream. Fuck sjw Bioware. Waiting for crack, so single player only.

Btw I still haven't upgraded all weapons to X in ME3 MP, especially the rares. Got the Harrier at V or something.

Sounds like the original trilogy.

This is the shit that gives me pause as to whether or not to do multiple playthroughs as I did in the past. I mean, with how tedious resource gathering w/o cheatengine is and the availability of multiplayer to let me experiment with new skills, what reason do I have to play through the game multiple times?

>The chain hits of Overload do not detonate.
Mother fucker!

post her ass

>responding to obvious bait

No, I mean actually useful skills.

Lance doesn't prime, and AF is melee shit.

> I mean, with how tedious resource gathering w/o cheatengine is
Well, there's NG+.

I don't know what is real anymore

here

What carries over into NG+?