/meg/ mass errect general

Kallo a shit, Gil best husbando

MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:

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MEG's updated Pastebin
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All previous Collages that we know of: imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Vetra is best waifu.

Agreed

>M/F, F/M, and F/F all get at least three relationships that count toward matchmaker
>M/M gets fucking one

> Sara's version of the launch trailer comes out days after the game does

Least you got it done, Bioware, I was seriously thinking they'd just drop it and hope the SJW's didn't notice.

What is the best MELEE WEAPON?
Does the fact that the BIOTIC AMP does BIOTIC DAMAGE mean that it is best for Vanguards? It's base damage is lower than others but again its Biotic
What's a good ranged weapon? I don't want to waste my research points or weapons slots on bullshit - the Semi Auto Snipers seem good for longrange - and a good pairing with melee

Would you eat one of her cookies? Keep in mind that dextro cookies tasye minty

She's a big girl.

No I hate mint

Does the Andromeda mission have quantum communicators with the Milky Way? If not why?

fag

Is Ryder a manlet?

What a terrible OP once again.

You immigrants are really incorrigible.

xth for DUDE WEED LMAO

He's 6'1. Vetra is just huge.

Can you fuck Kesh

They do, it's in the news, but no word from milky way yet.

why can no one answer this simple question about teh biotic amp? FUCK

Garrus is 6' 3", I guess Vetra really is ugly for other turians

Apparently they announced a new map, character and weapon?

What's the map look like?

Kallo > The Jaal Romance that never was > Reyes > Gil

Need some help with the Mission Contagion, I finished following the Radiation trail but now that Im at Kadara It just directs me back to the tempest and on the tempest it tells me to go back to kadara. Am I missing something or did my shit get bugged?

>Finally get to angara
>The male angara are so manly and sexy
>Still cant have homo sex with them
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BIOWARE YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB, HOMO ALIEN ROMANCE@!!!

Shotguns.

Any jealous party banter if you flirt with multiple people?

Will she be thrown in jail for attempted murder after I suffer an allergic shock?

>haven't played a vidya in 2 months
>university quarter ends
>buy Andromeda
>install finishes at 9 PM
>play until 7 AM
fuck, I've never relapsed like this before.

It's nice to see so many but what about the Turians?

Are there any guys that aren't pale white?

Krogan hammer.

t. Style over Stats.

The raptor is pretty solid in Multi, but burns through ammo. Haven't tested it in sp because I just use vanilla avenger carnifex.

I feel you user, I haven't played anything in a while because of uni classes, but I already know that I'm just going to destroy myself with ME:A once the weekend comes.

>MFW she says she is down for anal and that Turians butts are erogenous zones

>the way my sister looks at my dad in that memory

Oliver is apperntly a turian name

You mean cloaca.

>Meet a new species
>Finally they are friendly and we can learn a lot
>Almost all of the crew cries and whines about not going to the vault now instead of improving our relations and work together
These faggots need to shut up, Jaal and I should be the only ones talking!

Stop.

his dad was a humaboo.

Where all da porn at?

> When your parents are humanboo's

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

Previous Thread: Immigrants, when will they learn?

Aww the pyjack is so cute :3

post profile, and 3 main powers w/playstyle, rate others
I'll start

>Sentinel
>Overload
>Backlash
>Flamethrower

>use backlash to close the gap, light everyone on fire and blow them all up at once with overload

>Dane
>Not even Danus but Dane
Oliver Dane sounds like a Human not a Turian.

In the making.

What the fuck is megsev? Is that your retarded foam shit you all did after I left?

Infiltrator
Tac Cloak
Energy Drain
Incinerate

Shoot aliens in the head.

Is new game stillborn?

Serious question.

Does it actually do anything/does anyone interact with it? Or is it just like the stupid robo-dog in ME3?

Shit sucks, even in DA2 all your companions could have fun interactions with the dog at your house.

I mean tight ass with inhuman grip, the kind that sucks your soul out throughout your balls and makes everything fade to black

WHY WOULD I USE SHOTGUNS IF MELEE RECHARGES MY SHIELDS AND DOES MORE DAMAGE YOU STUPID FUCK

isharay with a vintage heat sink is nice, tons of damage with never ending ammo, plus a cloak and a headshot, nothing survives

>Gives "pet" prompt
>You don't actually pet it

To shoot at Remnant while you're hovering.

>Explorer
>Shockwave
>Incinerate
>Energy Drain

I spam skills, blowing everything up, and when they are on cool down I shoot my gun.

Though I'm thinking of dropping Incinerate for the turret, or maybe the Revanent AI, or going more biotic heavy, since Explorer just feels more bioticy with the biotic jump and blink.

There are side comments about it when you activate it, but that's it.

Apparently it's already on sale on places. Take that as you will.

It's just at resellers where people sell all those keys they bought at a discount.

I think that was people just seeing the EA access discount that was always there and thinking it was on sale.

He was obviously adopted you dummies

Maybe he was adopted by a human family

Explorer
Barricade
Incenerate
Throw

Am i doing it wrong?

what is it about space that makes people stand on beds?

So bugs and faces aside, I'm enjoying this game but I have to know: Can I romance my Carnifex?

>some big bosses can insta kill you
>some let you punch them in the as non stop
What was Bioware thinking?

Anyone else having troubles changing out their profiles?

Because nearly everytime I play as X and when I try to switch it still stays on X

Can you customize the color of your guns?

Does locking in the romance stop the ability to sex the asari reporter?

How did they put all that love in a single Turian?

Doom went on 30% off at first steam sale.

It only matters if the game goes on sale at places like gamestop or wal-mart. Key resellers and other shady places always sell at a discount.

The sturdy metal carapace lets them pressurize and compress the love, fitting more into smaller containers.

Some bird fucker on the loose in BioWare.

You can afford to sell at a discount when you purchased your keys with a stolen credit card

because Turians calibrate better

Looks gewd

You cheating whore

its a sexual thing

>that way Cora spergs out over the Asari commando she fangirls over
>that email she sends you with like 10 books the asari wrote

>Cora's waist
>Cora's hips
>Cora's thighs

Oh my boner.

wew lad

drawfag
i request this but with Sara

wheres right person titties?

She's 6'6, plenty of room for maximum love.

Tightly compressed by the armor.

Under the plate.

Under the flat armor plate like they should be. Boobplate is nonsensical.

>Those dead eyes staring directly at the screen
I'm going to get raped, aren't I?

>Adept
>Singularity
>Lance
>Charge

Singularity to prime enemies, Lance to detonate and Charge to close in and start cleaning up the survivors.
With Adept ranked up enough, enemies affected biotic combos explode a second time.

>Cora's face

Wonder how long it'll take before she asks me why I only make love to her from behind.

it begins

She didn't purchase the Premium Andromeda Colonist Package™. She therefore doesn't get a space suit that accentuates her tits.

She'll do it with love, though.

>Infiltrator
>Flamethrower
>Energy Drain
>turbocharge

>Turbocharged Piranha Melting people at range
>FLammenwurf anyone who gets close
>Energy drain if my shields get popped or the flamewaffle doesn't kill for a combo wombo
Really miss the loud "AHHHWWOOOOOOOO" the heatpisser used to make in ME3

SOMEONE ANSWER ME WHILE i WAIT THE CRACK PLZ.

How many planets can you visit that are human colonies or can be human colonies?

How many alien planets can you visit (like Illium, Tuchanka, etc.)?

How many other habitats/stations/hubs can you visit (as in Citadel, Omega, etc.)?

Suvi best waifu judging by pics and /meg/'s stories

Nah, she'll catcall you, or slap your ass, but she'll never straight up rape you.

Just say dat ass

Nah dude, Asari don't count because they're monogendered. Stop being a xeno hating bigot and fuck some Asari.

>3 second before the full extraction
>Better kill that remnant for 100 points with my biotic charge lmao
Fucking dumbfuck

user your mission in Andromeda is to make babies with this dino

That's exactly what a rapist would say

Vetra looks like a male and has no appeal whatsoever. Look at that fucking face. I think Vetrafags are sick in the head... at least Tali had hips and shit, this thing has nothing.

>human asari commando
I couldn't facepalm hard enough when I saw that. She's kaiden tier. Why are all human biotics such fanfic tier whiny faggots? New Vermire when?