Why are card getting UGLIER every year?

Is it da Joos? Explain.

Every year it looks like some guy just stretched the fucking thing on the AutoCAD and just called it a fucking day. Some cars don't even need facelifts but they still fuck them up!! They fucked up my dream car Malibu!

2012

LOOK AT THIS MONSTROSITY

Gorgeous desu

Federal safety standards mandate big front and rear ends because they're less likely to break a passenger's legs if they inadvertently get run over. Also thick pillars for side airbags and >muh rollover protection and squeezing the last bit of aerodynamics out of a lumbering brick for >muh fuel economy. My rule of thumb is to never buy a car made after 2008.

desu, the 90s was the last hurrah

You best not be hatin on 7th gen malibus bro. You gun get rekt.

it looks like shit irl m8.

>my dream car Malibu
wow user sad life huh?

>they're less likely to break a passenger's legs if they inadvertently get run over

pedestrian's

hobo's

Federal safety standards don't matter. State makes me install a sharp sheet metal blade on my front bumper (license plate). So we'll just slice your legs off.

>Become real estate agent
>Dad buys car and says pay him back
>Make no money
>Have to sell car

I will some day pay my dad back and still buy a Malibu. But they keep making them uglier I don't even know.

>my dream car Malibu

How can we take anything you say seriously after this?

see

Girl on the right?

Tiffany Mynx

this looks a whole lot better

you get uglier every year

Eat shit

You gotta be a retarded blind chimp to think the 2012 one looks better

I just don't like they all look the same. I know it's the safety regulations and everything, but they all look the same.

I can't fuckin' stand it anymore, man. It's making me legit depressed. I'm not even talking about like, the ford fusion looks like the lincoln. I'm talkin' look at this picture here: Ignore or block out the badge with your thumb. Honestly ask yourself, is it a toyota? Is it a hyundai? kia? ford? buick? chevy? mazda? nissan?

I know, I know, some memelord will say something, but seriously. They're all the same.

I wonder what it's like to be an old, washed up hoe, but your body is still tight enough that you can do MILF porn. You know that you're not as attractive as you used to be, but your ego can't handle it. I wonder what the suicide rate is for these women when they leave the industry.

the worst part is

you are right man

which one would you choose of pic related, this is all mainly because normies are fucking stupid and need coddling and infotainment

>shitty little motorcycle engined death trap
>modern kei sports car

well I know Id take the S660 any day of the week

>women
>successful suicide

>why do cars LOOK uglier

>let me talk about 40 years of development in automotive engineering instead

lil spergy here mate, change is not automatically good

>which one would you choose of pic related
>goes retarded when someone answers

chill out autist

they changed for the better objectively and thats what matters

true style is subjective, but i would rather have the one without swathes of plastic, bizarrely aggressive stance and cucky modern engine management and unnecessary pigfat

i'm not sure driving fun is objective either, maybe it's better on fuel economy or something but this is a sportscar so why bother with that

what did change to be better 'objectively'? crash safety?

its better in every objective measure

so why do you bring up subjective garbage?

It literally looks like a parody of bloated modern cars

because the thread is about subjective criteria, in this case does the car loom better?

i'm sure the modern car is also worse in some 'objective' ways, e.g. being heavier, more expensive, more complex etc. but it's swings and roundabouts

Muh angry lights
Muh thick hood

why you keep posting old hags

no wonder you like a bland blob

>Not liking milfs
It's almost as if you're gay.

i will take a cute boipussy over an old hag any day

cars arent getting uglier you just have horrible taste

>hating on the malibu

gas yourself faggot

imagine finding this attractive

...I can't tell if this is one of Veeky Forums's photoshops or not.

>witty one liner

fuck off homophobe

2001 was when most good looking cars died as well