Do you guys get your car blessed shortly after you get it?

St Christopher is always chilling with me in my shitbox. He can't prevent my shocks, radiators and exhaust from leaking (yes they all leak), but he does make sure I don't rear end a semi or end up in a ditch. Also got St Antonius with me so I don't lose my car keys.

>athiest
>posting weeb shit like a godless faggot
Checks out.

Be a Leb and get a St Charbel sticker.

Wallah cuz!

>christcuck is this assmad

thank god jews and mudslims will kill you all

Not yet, but I do plan on getting a window sticker. How's this look for letting people know exactly what I think of their Jesus?

Orthodox Christianity is the only acceptable form of christianity.

>not realizing athiesm is also one of the most capital crimes in shariah law

holy fuck you cant even bait right

I'll tell them I belive in whatever goatfucker they belive

"O Prophet, strive hard against the unbelievers and the hypocrites, and be firm against them. Their abode is Hell,-- an evil refuge indeed"

tfw you're as bad as the lying shitskins

>christcuck knows about the muslim book

I bet you prep the arab bull too

What is the most "christian" car out there? pic related is my guess

10/10 would crusade in

no but i put my lucky bracelet on the door handle.

>his first wash isn't with water blessed by his priest
what the fuck kind of sick board am I on?

You'll burn in hell.

cuck, lol

Good, I'd rather rot in hell than sell out my moral compass to a piece of absolute shit like your god

>not getting your Toyota pick up stained in the blood of infidels

Chrysler new yorker

These are MASSIVELY popular in latin america, I like them because they're simple. For some reason everyone around here has square bumper stickers that say shit on them, looks really ugly compared to this.

Haha they sell these in Krakow, I wish I had bought one

>ultimate Jew Canoe
>Christian Car
uwot

That was edgier than the decaying hood of my rustang

Your moral compass is a clock

I like those ΙΧΘΥΣ emblems with the letters inside. Also, you can get an "America Bless God" sticker.

>not praying to the V8 gods

بلدي الحوامات مليئة الثعابين

I was test driving a car once and I dropped the visor and all I saw was pic related.

Only sticker i got in my car.
Praise the omnissiah

I'm unreligious but grandpa gave me a picture of St. Christopher when I got the car so I figured I'd just keep it with me.