Tfw car wash is occupied by normal fags right now

>tfw car wash is occupied by normal fags right now
>tfw can't get shit box washed

it's been a couple of months. do normal fags wait until every fucking saturday and wash their cars from 8 am to 8 pm? fuck, when do you leave

>normal fags
Back to your autism chamber.

>Be me
>Be taking my bae to the wash, with human bae in passenger seat ofc
>Fingerblasting her while waiting in line for a wash
>See some neckbear dweeb rolling up in his clunker, backfiring everywhere
>Stop the blasting and roll my window down to tell him to keep moving, this is a wash for adults only
>Tears well up in his eyes as he reverses out
>Before he speeds off I see him put the car in neutral and rev
>Loser tried to do a fucking burnout in his automatic
>Me and the honey lol and continue our loving

Guy was such a pathetic fag, lol.

>not washing your car at midnight

Its like you don't touge

that is no excuse for you fags to be occupying the car wash all fucking day every day, especially on saturday. I got up at 4 am today and when I got there as soon as it opened there were already 6 normies there. You fucking fags ruin everything

>wanting to wash your car next to nigger drug dealers in their decade old clean benz's

You could you know, just wait for a spot open like a normal adult. It's washing your damn car, not trying to socialize at a party. For fucks sake.

>not washing the car to the perfect specification at your own home

what are you, a fucking cuck?

>wanting to squeeze in between generic daily drivers and wait for them to get done so you can use the vacuums

literal cuck here folks. gonna remember your name and trip for future references

>not washing your car yourself

I'm not sure if this is satire. Either way seriously consider suicide.

>spending money on marked up car cleaning supplies
>getting on your fucking hands and knees with a sponge to clean your shit box
>still considering yourself not a normalfag

no way either of you drive a true aut/o/ enthusiast vehicle

It's not satire.

>thinks washing your car yourself is more expensive than a carwash

Bus rider detected.

>$5 a wash every month or so
>more expensive than supplies and labor of washing it yourself

ughhhh

>$5 car wash

I rest my case.

oh yes that industrial sprayer and rank chemicals are much better for your car than properly and carefully washing it to it's exact needs

ok i'll admit to being a detailer so i am biased here

You buy the cheapest automotive soap and a sponge available
You grab a fucking bucket and a hose
You hose your little shitbox down as well as you can
You fill your faggy bucket with hot water and the recommended amount of soap
You wash the damned thing
You rinse the trashpile with a hose

Voila; clean fucking car. Add stuff and equipment for a better job

Wash your own car you fucking dirty millennial
Does your mom do your laundry as well?

Where's the second bucket?

>going to the car wash to ruin your paint

The paint is already ruined 99.9999% of the time

>add stuff and equipment for a better job
2 buckets aren't the bare minimum requirement, they fall into luxury.

Fucking bourgeoisie cunt, thinking that every man can afford two damned buckets

I bet you're one of those rich faggots who runs a fancy petrol engine and is too good for wood gas generators like the rest of us are using

auto or manual?

manual of course

>going to the car wash

You are the normalfag

>tfw car wash is occupied by normal fags right now
says the fuckboy peasant-virgin who:
>uses the windows operating system
>wears shoes he bought at the mall
>CANNOT play a musical instrument
>CANNOT solve a system of differential equations
>streams music in .mp3 format
you disgust me. loser.

i've always wanted to go to a 24/7 wash at like 2am after getting some white castles or something.

>buying clothing online
>unable to check fit in person
>contributing to the decline of the retail sector

be prepared to be paranoid because niggers and thieves love those places

Do you really find it to be that much of a struggle to just go and wash your car? What the hell is wrong with you, boy?

>living with niggers

So glad i dont live in america

Do you ever sleep? I swear I see posting constantly

>t.concerned Greek-American Benz driver

go after dark and you'll never a wait for a bay, plus you can bring your own bucket soap and rag and hand wash each panel lovingly while listening to a random playlist on your Zune.

You wash your car only once a month? Degenerate bus rider detected.

>not making your own clothing

>tfw car wash is occupied by ooga booga niggers
>tfw parking it out in the rain cleans it pretty well

>It's not satire.
>posts the nazi maymay

Try to wash 3-6AM. That or any working day in the, around 10AM-12PM

>not washing a car with two bucket

You're not washing a car, you're moving dirt from one panel to another.

That's what I do when I fill up at BP. I always go around 730ish Sunday morning before church

I don't like filling up at BP around other people for some reason. at the regular petrol station where I fill upy parents cars I have e no issues though, I just fill up anytime whenever.

it's just when I get the BP ultimate for my car