/vn/ - JOP Mememasa Edition

>Saga Planets
>Not HatsuSaku
Of course N

To be fair, Clephas has been using that exact avatar for like 4 years already.

Would you actually marry a VN character if you had to travel to their world and leave everything behind?
Remember, this almost certainly means that you wouldn't be able to play the same games, read the same VNs, or have the same sites to visit as in this world.

Yes.
Not like I have a friend or anything here.

I'd still be a useless piece of shit if I did, and burden to someone I care about to boot. Best to just stay here and waste my life shitposting on /vn/.

youtube.com/watch?v=K70Sw56HhYQ
Yes ;w;

Why do you even ask, holy fuck, that's an instant yes

I fucking hate the donkan trope

I fucking hate whoever started it

Did you say something?

Hatsusaku, Hanasaki Cucksprings and Floflo will get official releases in the near future dood.

but Saga Planets cucked us all when Hanasaki was near completion

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Are there people who regularly visit theese threads that wouldn't?

vndb.org/g505

Huh? What did you say, user?

I still don't get it, what do you mean?

Not really, it was just Astro with information that should breach his NDA.

I love you user, please marry me!

Nandatte?

nani?

Name a better nukige than vndb.org/v17769

Is muv-luv good?

Please Bang My Wife

Kamidori will always be my favorite.

I LIKE LOIS!

But Kamidori is a gameplayge not nukige.

アレストヒム!!!!

In regards to big dick /ss/? Only one that comes close is Ochiru Hitozuma.

?
Whatever suits your taste, I guess.

mah nigga

But he likes Lois user.

I LIKE げじげじ!

sorry I jumped the gun

酷い!!!!!!!

THEY'RE GETTING SMARTER

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thank you for fixing op

>gameplayge
Fantastic, I'll be using this from now on.

So I finally installed hatsukoi and when I try to launch the game I get some window. I click on the moonrunes and it sends me to some software support site. Do I actually need to find a crack for fucking vn or am I missing something

You're missing white matter it seems.

Don't forget:
-Nukige
-Nakige
-Utsuge
-Moege
-Denpage
-Charage
-Lolige
-Trapge
-Plotge
-Storyge
-Settingge
-Gameplayge

Enlighten me senpai

>-Plotge
>-Storyge

are these not the same thing

What kamige should I read /vn/?

download Irru/Trips translation patch inside your hatsukoi folder then launch it with siglusengine

School Days.

Already read that meme. It was okay.

Shiny Days.

F/SN.

Please Bang My Wife

After reading a lot of nukige, I've got to say, the romance in most of these moege is really getting dull as fuck. The first 10 or so times all the icha and dere is pretty amazing, but soon the lines start repeating and the scenes start following a pattern and damn, it's like nukige does this love and romance stuff just as good as half these moege but without tens of hours of padding. I don't know if I can muster up the will to read any more moege if they're all going to be this repetitious.
And I mean, holy shit. There's all this big drama about the girl giving up her first time to MC, how wonderful and romantic here's a soft piano track... but dudes, I've fucked HUNDREDS of anime girls, this isn't "my" first time, this is just another anime girl staining my cum rag among hundreds of others, so what if she offers "me" her virginity I've conquered like 100 other virgins. Anyway, yeah.

thanks, works on my personal computing machine now

what lolige do you want to see translated? vndb.org/v17088

ナイスパスタ!!!

Monobeno

>There's all this big drama about the girl giving up her first time to MC, how wonderful and romantic here's a soft piano track... but dudes, I've fucked HUNDREDS of anime girls, this isn't "my" first time, this is just another anime girl staining my cum rag among hundreds of others, so what if she offers "me" her virginity I've conquered like 100 other virgins.

You made my morning, user. It's so fucking true. I've been fucking fapping to hentai for over a goddamn decade, that lovey-dovey build up shit for the sex isn't making a difference anymore to this well spanked monkey.

Monobeno happy end with all the extra h-scenes.

>tfw learning japanese just to read loliges
I 好きロリ, desu

I'd say Biman 1, but the girl is more of a petite young-adult build than loli.

That's translated already dumbass.

CHICCHAI LOVE APART

>Finnish.

Don't be a baka

Though now that I think about it, wasn't Biman 1 supposed to be translated in English soon?

>MC in hatsukoi communicates with his friends by mail
Is there actually anyone in real life that does this?

>supposed to be translated in English soon
They said that something like 6 months ago and again came out a week or so ago to say they aren't dead. Wouldn't surprise me if they have sold out.

Who would be stupid enough to buy a Japanese>Finnish>English translation?
Besides sekai.

Sekai Project.
I mean those fuckers bought Chuee's translation even though it's confirmed he used MTL for his first patches of Astralair.

>Besides sekai
Sekai is enough of a plausible option. We already know they don't really care about quality and they have been hyping up using Denpasoft/Nutaku more often now.

Nice. Another all-ages nukige on steam

you forgot yaoige, chhunige, otomege and yurige.

Also, what is settingge?

There's a term for those: Kusoge.

But otomege and yurige aren't kusoge

vndb.org/v10637

monobeno is the holy grail, but it's also freaking enormous. if it ever gets translated i think it's safe to say the translator has earned a spot in heaven.

^_^

Return to sender.

rewrite has no 18+ content right? why is it on adult Nyaa? shouldn't it just get taken out?

Also I'm having trouble which to download Rewrite + is the new one but does it work with vanilla patch?

vndb.org/v12260
Is there a restoration patch for the english version of this game? I heard it was horriblly butchered with all h-scenes taken out.

I think that has been one of my (and probably most other fags here) dreams since I was a kid. Well not the marrying part, but I'd marry my waifu immediately.

And if the world is the same as this one, you can still do all of those things.

>Is there a restoration patch for the english version of this game?
No.
Would also be hard to make one since it got ported to unity. You would have to backport the translation back into the original engine or something.

Is there a separation in japanese for toddlecorn and lolicon? Because that design is borderline toddle

nigga I'd marry a nosprite Female Student C if it meant I can fuck off this shitty world and leave it behind

>tfw an irrelevant or no-name character is cuter than the main girls

I will always remember that girl without name from NM that fell in love with the MC.
She way shy, dignified and had natural long black hair. SHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A SPRITE GODDAMIT

Why is it so hard for people to not fuck up translations?

The port is kinda fucked s well with some of the sprite transitions/movement bugging out every now and again.

What should I read next, Hatsukoi or Chrono Clock?

Which will make me feel better?

>rewrite has no 18+ content right?
Right, the uploader probably fucked up.

>Rewrite + is the new one but does it work with vanilla patch?
Yes, it's the new one and no, the patch won't work with since it's practically a different game. It includes the fandisk and some changes to the original.
A Rewrite+ official localization was announced a long time ago but there's been no other news since then.

>reading partials

Also CC is still fun even if the routes are kinda meh, and the thing ends at confession.

Noporno Cock is partly plotge.

Its really not