/scv/ - sc2

we are on three day vacations here

lets all enter :3 teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-tournaments/520130-female-starcraft-league-season-3

are you a girl...?

imagine if combat shields was a stacking upgrade and you could keep researching it over and over

im a girl when i play starcraft...

woke up and my vita was unplugged despite me plugging it in before going to bed o_O

im genuinely terrified of skinwalkers

dude vita battery lasts forever in sleep mode

gook

Is there gonna be a decent free HD stream for GSL tomorrow, or are the gooks still insisting on using their cancerous players?

I'd assume that they'd do anything to keep those 5k people watching, but you can never underestimate the gooks.

Recently got the game, any decent Zerg guides out there?

Just play the campaign and the move on to better games. 1v1 is so hard it is no longer fun.

if youre such epic chesshits how about you solve this?

beat the campaign ages ago dude dont remember shit now really

the twitch stream is 1080p

sorry im not aware of any updated zerg guides, apollo had a good series on zerg basics but its out of date

beat the campaign ages ago dude dont remember shit now really

So the GSL is fianlly on twitch at 1080? no gomplayer bullshit or the 360p they had before? Nice.

Now , if only they ha good casters and not that jewtosis and the dude that is pretty cool but havent played sc2 since 2011.

beat the campaign ages ago dude dont remember shit now really

LMAO

yeah i'd much rather have berries and creme over tastosis

i remember when it was cream and not creme

...

which side to move idiot

I remember when we all made fun about his landwhale wife, but the kid is actually cute.

I can't believe I envy him, he looks happy.

gee i dunno its not like youre always playing the side at the bottom

IDIOT

yeah its pretty nice but i think i need a new battery for it

always bottom never top

janny gave me a warning last thread so we better talk about starcraft this time

f-fucking widow mines!!! >

since he lives in korea his kid wont grow up to be a whale which is good

you're right its not always like that, i dont click "flip board" after every move when im studying. so which side?

imagine being so much of a loser that even your virgin internet powers only extend to giving warnings

lmfao

imagine if david kim gave widow mines a combat shields upgrade

id fucking kill him

fucking lol

I'm more worried about her being malnourished, considering her faggot father is hardcore militant vegan.

i'm neither mentally retarded or gay

when you open a puzzle its always bottom side to play

drank less than usual last night which is good...

*gives you a warning*
this absolute power...

imagine if david kim made the widow mine attack benefit from weapon upgrades

you deserve to reward yourself

is it ok if i post here?

it doesnt already? if it did i bet it would 1shot mutas at some point which would be enraging

of course, all are welcome among the scvees!

this girl ive been e-stalking for like 7 years is getting kinda old now.. it sucks because ive dedicated so much time to getting into her accounts and getting her pictures and now shes just... looking kinda old... not as cute as she was when she was 19...

did she get a degree, career and family?

shes a single mom now...

milf!!!

the widow mine attack is coded as a spell so it doesnt benefit from upgrades

but imagine if it did benefit...!

the only girl whos p*ssy i ever saw got knocked up by some tattoo'd up jiggalo at 18 and now she lives in a black neighborhood

makes me feel bad because i thought one day shed be lonely and would want me..

thats the kinda thinkin you can only get from an isolation tank

when i was in junior high this one 15yo girl got knocked up

lmao

and youre still a virgin

really makes you think

why do you guys keep this thread going even tho janny tries to kick you off the board?

hello, are you excited for the upcoming GSL finals?

soo is going to lose...

she was so hot and tight.. just had to go out and get pregnant... damn...

7 years down the drain

g dangit

he doesnt want to kick us out! janny believes in tough love and he wants us to be the most on topic sc2 community around!

not that guy but im very excited, i think soO has really earned it this year and im definitely rooting for him

never realized how big of a difference having a big meal and drinking some water before falling asleep after a night of drinking helped...

i hope he can break the curse

yeah!

It's literally random gook vs random gook. Of course nobody is excited.

No wonder sc2 died.

ancient egypt

the roman empire

the viking era

the crusade era

back when times were GOOD

gook

>hurr i only like esports if its white boys that get into drama queen twitter fights every other day

the bigger the meal the better!!! its also why im such a big boy...

he's right tho. this is why sc2 will never be as big as melee

the greeks...

greek

oh true hmm yeah they were cool

if he doesnt know who soo is then he doesnt follow sc2 at all is is just complaining for the sake of it

dahye...

perfect

soo...

whoa that game looks fun

what game is this?

I followed this game religiously from release day to about 1 year about. And I have no idea who soo is.

I never cared about those "best player in the world right now that will ompletely disappear in 2 months" gooks that Jewtosis likes to hype so much.

lol

janny doesnt like it when you talk shit about him! >.

>i followed this game religiously and have never heard of the guy who got to the gsl finals 4 times

yeah okay

youtu.be/POlg3_hYmsE

tfw wanna go discing but dont wanna go alone :/

whats discing

wow i made over half of the sc2 related posts in this thread and then janny banned me for the ONE (1) offtopic post i made. great job killing the on topic discussion idiot.

anyway i hope widow mines and lurkers are removed in the next patch because theyre BULLSHIT

ive never seen a gooker in the flesh....

you are the 1 post

>page 10
literally autosage

now we gonna be nuked by 10 - 100 spam

its when you throw a piece of plastic at some chains in a basket

what time does this i