/srg/ - Speedrunning General

My entry is completely untrue and I don't even understand it. Who wrote this?

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ben_cn

hodappt

Oktavia_Witch

Avansies

CoolHeadcrab

Slayerofbabies

Jesusftb

Mimicchest

Sighetti

Rename_

Sonofcasbah

GenericPress

Thisdude_

LazerLong

CptPoopfist

someflow

Kulus0

moephistopheles

Tyr_1

AskarAskar

Uznare

Fibonaccispagetti

Wehttum

FurryYiffer

WaltJizzneys_DonaldCuck

MemeDad420

Plebber

Girl1001

RegularShad

who are you?

A_ = avansies
b_ = ben_cn
B_ = beneziaa_cn
c_ = cfb
C_ = cyberdemon531
d_ = darkdevastat10n
D_ = daily
e_ = elementalguard
E_ = eric
f_ = faschz
F_ = firedragon764
g_ = guywithalightsaber
G_ = geurge
h_ = hexade
H_ = headcrab
i_ = ion
I_ = iateyourpie
j_ = jangbang
J_ = jodenstone
k_ = kukkye
K_ = kirbymastah
l_ = liquidxsquid
L_ = lazerlong
m_ = malos_
M_ = meows
n_ = noobkillerroof
N_ = naegleria
o_ = our boi
O_ = oktavia_witch
p_ = pvtcb
P_ = peterafro
q_ = qwerty
Q_ = narcissa
r_ = rwhitegoose
R_ = rename_
s_ = slayer
S_ = siglemic
t_ = tekkie
T_ = trihex
u_ = unusualcook
U_ = uraniumanchor
v_ = verzviper
V_ = venick
w_ = wallyaldo
W_ = witwix
x_ = xcd
X_ = xangold
y_ = yashi
Y_ = you (the person reading this)
z_ = zfg
Z_ = zoasty

fw didn't make the list

im pretty sure march 2016 is when srg officially died

y_ tell m_ to stream k_

>Super Mario 64 faggots constantly talk about how Virtual Console is cheating because it takes less skill to get world record with it and speedrunning is all about skill and world records and e-fame and Twitchbux
>stream monsters hear this and begin to believe it is true
>complain that Amiibos should be banned because they make it easier to get good times
SM64 cunts should be rounded up and gassed for what they've done to this community.

mfw

is duke ok what happen

dude!!! cosme alright hahahaha !!!

cosme
alright

hahaha!!!

Amiibos are paid cheat codes and should never be allowed in speedrunning, just as ingame real money shops and overpowered preorder items shouldn't be.

why did you spoiler?

why did you delete?

The God Gamer Stigma

VC isn't cheating, it's just a separate category for a shitty version of the game noone cares about.

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squid

but it's literally all true except that you had your heart broken by Cronikeys and became a hateful transphobic bigot since then

Werster is good background noise.

why did you delete?

keep telling yourself that ian

fake entries ruined the list

>ctrl+f
>no Voltathon
It's on right now

what are you referring to, anime?

"I did 70 [star] for 6 days. I got a 53, which is very bad, obviously." -Super Mario 64 expert Drozdowsky, 2017

>Voltathon: Sparked is raising money for The Trevor Project, the only national organization providing suicide prevention services to lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning youth in crisis. The Trevor Project serves more than 100,000 LGBTQ+ youth every year with their life-saving programs that include the Trevor Lifeline, TrevorChat, Ask Trevor and TrevorSpace.

Sounds like our kind of marathon!

>questioning
Is that what the Q stands for? I thought it stood for Queer.

is duke suicidal

SM64 fags out.

Only beta faggots are suicidal.

*bird laughs*

Why did Glenn delete? Why did /srg/ report? That was actually on-topic...

why did you delete?

Hey, I haven't caught up with speedrunning in months. Any new and interesting wurl rekkys I could watch right now?

no breastfeeding

Super Meat Boy : Any% in 16:21 [Segmented]

youtube.com/watch?v=3wJTPjKzQBY&feature=youtu.be

nobody cares about your shit memegame grindxcucklet

???

>making a personalised thumbnail

squid...

remove me from the list. nobody hates me (Cronikeys here)

It looks good IMO

you look good imo

Y-You too

53 is fucking awful lmao

Another reason to hate cfb is that he went Law in Strange Journey.

We need to start the hatelist again. Keep it legit with real reasons based on facts. Most of the shit on here is meme bullshit and you can't tell what's true and what's not.

why even add nos? lol he isnt even relevant to any thing.

I would like to see a speedrunning competition where the speedrunner contestants have to speedrun an array of games to truly tests their meddle as a video game player and not just the one game that they got a muscle memory for.

mystery game tournament

That wouldn't be speedrunning.

I took at he most recent hatelist to see if there had been anything funny added since i last saw it half a year ago there hadn't and I saw a name a had completely forgotten about: "noircat" twitch link is a banned account and both twitter and youtube are empty. Amusing because he was an obnoxious gimp who tried to sell out so hard but i wonder did i miss any hot drama when he got banned?

She changed her name, shitlord

clips.twitch
.tv/PluckyRamshackleCaterpillarHassaanChop

twitter.com/reallyhelpsme/status/844083949009690624

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I don't get it. Was it the cleavage?

clips.twitch
.tv/DeliciousBlightedAntDerp

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what is the general consensus of mitch fowler here?

who?

why didn't you sage?

smb3 runner

i like /srg/

I like you too user

youtube.com/watch?v=CG2GxiRGhBw

thanks for the late response!

Why does no one do no save/load runs of this? And why are load times not removed?

because the save/load abuse only got found like 2 days ago (and it's a dead game)

also there's like no load times anyways if you're not on a potato

Wolverinelet

Stupid ass nigga if u aint got WRs i dun. Fuck wit. UUUU

Cran Comin

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Why did Duke and Beneziaa split up?

why didn't you sage?

imagine being the guy who's desperately trying to keep this shit general alive in vain hope that the good old days might come back

embarrassing

thanks for saging!