Looking for a way to make super easy money

illegal or not, I don't really care. Give me an email if you want to speak privately. (Serious Post)

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so fucking tired of being broke, seriously someone help

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Colombian donkey fucking, they have an overpopulationg/breeding problem there's a lot of money in getting fucked by donkeys to stop them from breeding with each other, far more humane then hunting them. its a government funded job and you only have to work during the breeding seasons. I see people earn up to 50K a year on donkey cock alone

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You want to know the secret of making money?
Not meme money.
Not "make money online ez" scams.
Real, genuine cash to support yourself?

Come here.

Lean in.

Little closer now.

Let me whisper it to you.

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GET A JOB

okay now you lean in.
i already have a job dumb ass.

good idea tho pal

>people asking for how to make "easy money" on an anime forum are automatically assumed to have jobs when they don't include that information

Plenty of options, get a job, get education, learn to invest, learn to flip things (Houses, cars, whatever), start your business, illegal shit, gambling.

There are TONS of ways.

let me rephrase, make money f a s t

Gambling, investing, Starting businesses, Flipping, Illegal shit. Pretty fast, 50% formula to gambling desu. If you need to ask this kind of shit on a japanese imageboard you're probably not smart enough.

probably not

Cam whoring

simple, buy bitcoin, ethereum, and monero. I guarantee you will make easy money. Now most cucks would try to pretend that buying those coins is risky to gain your trust. However, lets be honest: those coins are absolutely guaranteed to increase in value by next month. buy it now.

hey bud give me $1000 dollars and I'll tell you the secrets

Give blowjobs at $5 per blowjob
Considering you can probably suck cock for around 12 hours a day, and each blowjob lasts for 5-10 minutes, you could be sucking around 90 cocks per day.
Netting you $450 per day, 7 days a week thats $3150, for a nice $12,600 per month.

sell shit online, TO VENEZUELA.
1 : venezuela has a huge inflation. its going to be up to 300% dunno if year or month either way its high as fuck.
2 : people will be loosing money daily since inflationary economy.
3 : their fuckwit president is going to raise salaries witch will increase inflation even more.

COMBO BREAKER INFO :
Despite all that energy in venezuela is cheap as fuck!

Exploitation : Turns out we have some smart nerds living there mining bitcoin, check out this volume :
coin.dance/volume/localbitcoins/VEF

its a one chance deal. not illegal if you live in a free country but there is no guarantee that the goods are going to be delivered on the mail since people will eventually steal mail and open boxes. thats my idea, tell me if it works. if you need help i live in brazil, i could mail shit from here easy.

The only FAST way of making money besides a unique business idea and a lot of luck, is a lot of luck with gambling (so not going to happen), selling drugs without getting caught, or prostituion.

The dirty secret most people on /biz dont want you to know because it ruins their meme world, is that a small 10% return annually is actually pretty good when it comes to investing.

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donating plasma

You can start sucking dicks or selling drugs.

Nothing else will give you tons of money in short time

google; i invest if you have money or can get some together, ie get a loan we can do it; mail.

Manufacturing drugs.

robbery is your only option for quick bucks

Try selling your body out to pharmaceutical companies. I see ads about it all the time in my city, can get up to 1200$. It depends if you're that desperate for money though..

Buying and holding USD/MXN

How so??

ICNB, OWCP, DBMM...2017-year of the OTC buy now sell in one year. Easy money.

start carding and cashing out bank logins user, i've made 40k in the past year on this alone.

LSD or some chink salt not fake THC though

take out a life insurance policy and kill yourself

Fractional distillation?

Is it that easy? Im going to try it.

Wait no you have to wait two years after opening the policy or something

'Suicide clause'