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ppd is a chinese spy

relax it's a part of our culture

>Purge telling casualfags to play LoL.

He's now officialy ourest guy.

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Ceos talk
I wouldn't be surprised if team management/owners are talking to him, looking for investment opportunities

>SVG trapped among the weebs

>You are now aware that SUNSfan has serious dota discussions with ppd.

Still waiting for Matumbaman to start performing

chances of Liquid going UB? #3 seed is not bad if they get match to NP in the lower bracket

Our Guys!

EG.CN inc

only way for him to be OUR GUY is if he shows us his lil boipussy :3

good chance if they win this and then 2-0 iG.V.

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>Littleboy_noTIs
>Our guy

Gonna be hilarious watching him crack on the big stage in Seattle. Again.

1st for Peter

What's he done besides buy a team?

pic rel

God people are going to be calling TI a honeypot.

thoughts on odpixel?

only if NA doesn't win.

He didn't buy it, he created it, he took a group of rejects and gave them their one chance, motherfucker is a visionary.

Alright down to the real questions.
When is EE going to let SingSing onto NP?

i am not notail or OG fan, but miracle chocking up made biggest contribution for their fail at TI

>tfw no lina inverse hero

dat 3 split screen is pure kino!

also sh1t having made the decision to leave OG "for the boys xD" before TI even begun couldn't have been helpful to the team spirit.

>that bait where he held off on using refraction

Beautiful, most niggas would be spamming that shit as soon as it came off cooldown.

Mid silencer is a thing now
Where's my nigga Puck? can silence and counter the likes of magnus, jug and lifestealer

has anyone picked AM on DAC yet?

Puck is literally badSandKing

You think EE can play Puck?

u-god played some baller offlane puck

dotabuff.com/esports/events/165/matches?hero=anti-mage

Am I a good carry?

IG picked burning am

Man, the series was going to shit as it went on, OVAs on the other hand were good.

Let's see if they stay true to the source material with the reboot.

a good NA carry

Matumbaman is the EU Moo

he can play more than one hero though

3k quotes

a guy with a 1 hero pool who got booted from his team for having a 1 hero pool who then had to replace a carry that didnt like his team captain because he was a jackass and now still only has a 1 hero pool but is playing on a different lane?

I dont think so tim

>mid silencer

>picking lina ever EVER

i dont know about that but he's certainly the worst player on Liquid

Aui is good and can play in a 1v2 situation
It is the supports who can't play aggressively or zone out good offlaners which always lead to farmed Aui and choking mid vs 3 farmed enemy cores

HAHAHAHAHA

>EE letting Kuro take global
?

>Getting Global stolen

Hot damn, how is miracle so farmed?

>rubick stole global

>kuroky just walks up to EE and steals global silence

B A F F L E D
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>photoshops her pictures
>doesn't lift that heavy
women

how do u even let a rubick steal global silence

farmed jungle with empower
also NP feed him first blood

can u honestly fuck off posting the ssame shitty shop every day
like honestly find a new fucking girl to obsess over, youre almost as bad as the fucking anime faggots or roachposters

>just skewer away

>play some ranked
>put in a dualane
>guy burn like 10 tangos in 20 seconds
>dies
>adds me on steam, asks me how I can survive 2 consecutive hits
>tell him I have 45 armour
>mood changes immediately
>he asks if I'm in London and could do another game for him
>mfw I am in London
>his parents are out and he has pizza
>ask for address
>get dressed nicely, do my hair, pick my favorite shoes
>get to his home
>he opens
>qt Paki twink
>he told me he didnt know I'm a girl
>"You didn't ask, user"
>Invites me in, we go to his room
>his pc is ready
>I sit down on his lap
>he holds me in his strong, firm arms
>I start a game
>enemy towers slowly drop
>at around 70% he starts playing with my boobs and massages my nipples
>I grind against his crotch an moan lustfully
>when the 20 min mark is passed he slowly starts working towards my snatch and kisses my neck
>the enemy base is almost rekt now and he's about to touch me as he suddenly stops
>"THATS A DICK HOW..."
>"shh user, i've almost won this game, you don't just simply stop what you started. Now help me concentrate or I won't satisfied with you
>with a whining expression he starts grabbing my rock-hard dick and slowly jerks me off
>the enemy base is almost down and I'm edging really hard aswell
>"user, I'm low on hp already, I'm afraid you have to help me concentrate even more"
>his sobbing tells me he knows exactly what I mean
>As I keep dodging enemy teams raging blows he goes down on me
>I leak precum as his soft lips touch the glans of my girly accessoire
>"A-Almost, user, I..."
>As I deal the killing blow to the enemy throne I cum in his mouth, releasing a week worth of semen in his throat
>"You said you had pizza, right user?" I said as he coughes violently
>he leaves the room with tears in his eyes
>I can hear him cry downstairs in the kitchen
>mfw I got hard again
>he finally comes back with a cold slice of pizza
>"user, do you want me to help you with another game aswell?"
>Y-Yes p-please..."

>wanting some jacked butch gf

just come out of the closet user

Liquid?

Scientists are now able to calibrate EEs brain delay to roughly 6-7 seconds
B A F F L E D
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???

TIMBER IS BALANCED

>going on timbersaw solo as a strength hero

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

>user writes a novel during esports

Big Balls

NP?

Timbersaw is a balanced hero.

why didnt they just let EE die and get out of there`?

retarded beastmaster baiting his entire team into a losing fight

have a (you)
not reading that fucking monster of a post tho

BIG BALLS MATU

Fuck I wish I could play Timber that well, I can be effective in the early - mid game, but after that I just feel so useless.

POWER FEED

I'm still sad that they got rid of Necro's "no buy back ult." Though, having an execute that is up every 25 seconds is nice.

>dat silencer damage

nigga please

>crying about a 10k networth timber being able to dive a 4k networth slardar

It's a stomp. Calling timber OP because of this game is insane.

How do I win dota? I can win a single ranked. I was aba.

>miracle is good - /d2g/

>necronomicon

holy shit I forgot that item exists

yet you think that girl is lifting heavy???

lmao @ your life
go educate yourself son

reminder that Liquidcucks are last in their group

hmm that slardar + solar crest silencer really puttin in work

>doubting good sniper

who's good sniper?
wasn't it lone druid?

LD isn't in this game user

>timber totally ignores arcane curse and has it on him for 90 seconds while diving t3s

>i miss my shit hero that did nothing but had that one most broken thing in dota
yeah fuck that, good think he got reworked

>9k

more like MiracLUL

>Miracle is good

Silencer the real Good sniper

>MIRAKEK
LMAO

hey

Lol, yeah that is true. Necro was pretty fucking bad when he was alone pre-rework.

>that silence
L M A O

?
why do you post league champions?

>Miracle isn't just getting a BKB

>Islamquid falling for the bait

we have both silencer
(goodSniper) and lina (goodSniper) in this game
LD (badSniper) is a trash hero again

>league champions
>one of the least league heroes in dota