League of Legends General - /lolg/

Reposting because fuck you fake riot guy
wwg.com/2017/01/26/new-skt-t1-skins-confirmed/

also xth for yordles

FIX
GALIO

THIS IS OUTDATED

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>poll for /lolg/s rank

strawpoll.me/12627284

its okay ezreal just become the qt 3.14 gf (male) you were always meant to be finding a bf would be.... ez for you

Nami is for _______

I love the fact that Riot can't even give one extra set of skins to MSI champions because they know SKT will just accelerate into having a skin for every champion if they do that

I hope you added challenger as a joke I think the highest person in /lolg/ is masters though.

SKT

Between builtfat and chubbyfat

After playing with Yasuo I feel like shit.
Every single second I was with him I was thinking about why I don't play Trynd.
What the hell is even this champ's purpose?

>forgetting about Viper

>4 people in challenger
Yeah I fucking bet

>fiora, vi mains
>actually am Veeky Forums irl
>mfw
this chart is surprisingly accurate

There's a challenger regularly playing vg vs vg, he posted proof a few days ago.

>What the hell is even this champ's purpose?
carrying bronzies

Meant for

why are tanks allowed to deal lots of damage as well as sponge lots of damage?

lunch!

Hugging, kissing, holding hands with and cuddling!

Where did I go wrong in my life.

I have seen the light too clearly to ever fear the darkness.

>ahri main
>skinny
yeah, pretty much.

>People bully SKT kalista

Please dont do this. shes perfect just the way she is.

adcs outscale so it's only fair

hnnnggg

>When you realize it's a metaphor for holding Ezreal in a dark room.

r8/h8

There are fit girls who play league? I thought the only fit people here were sweaty dudes.

...

Skinny and flat

>No good streamers on
>There isn't even some cute korean girl playing league
Help I'm bored at work

>0 bronzes
>4 challengers
youtu.be/DG5MfbXhnu4

So how do you guys think they'll kill urgot? Will they make him into a melee juggernaut?

kalista is a gross nerd with no boobs she deserves to be bullied as much as vlad

>when you realize you have a very small crush on ahrifag
>remember its slut fox and the crush goes away

i didnt ask for these feels today you mega qt....

Honestly I feel a little bit admiration towards Yasuo mains.
Playign this champ correctly is hard, and the reward for it is nothing.
Both Fiora Trynd or even Irelia does his job better. Hell I would go for even Xin zhao rather.

>Stop playing league for about a year because I'm busy trying to get promoted at my job
>Boss that I've been buttering up for a year finally tells me he's moving me up and gives me a specific date
>Go on time off
>As I get off the plane and walk through the little airport that I fly into for work I see 8 of my coworkers sitting in the lobby.
>Turns out the shift that I'm not on has been doing drugs every day for the past 8 months
>Finally got caught
>Boss gets fired because apparently he was shielding them from the rest of management
>New boss, hate his guts because he's a whiney loser who can't do his paperwork properly
>Hires a buddy of his for the position I had just been promised
>Quit in frustration
>Start playing League again
>Hard stuck in plat II when I used to chill in diamond III

Kill me now /lolg/

explain these boobs then

Built fat / Fit
Renekton / Fiora

Arrow is great.

I suppose it could be seen that way user.

hug

armor boob plate

Hashinshin or tarzaned

don't be fooled, that's a tranny who is seeking attention.

>vlad getting bullied

if by bullied you mean being handed pussy on a silver platter

>good streamers

>Vladimir

But that's sejuani, Kalista is a qt.

Well this particular girl is male but from the pics she's posted she's at least cute. So it depends if you see girls (male) as another type of female or just male.

How hard is Vayne to master lolg?

Skinny fuqboi like ezrael tbqhwu

Very

>Keep filtering Vlad pics over and over and over and over.
>They keep coming up.
>Some I've filtered like 6 times already.

I'm going to end up filtering the name entirely, even if I miss entire conversations.

easy she's just bad, especially in high elo

>gate
one of us

>Kalista will never spear you to be bound together as one forever, while slowly forming a relationship with you and attaching herself to you and revealing her deep insecurities, while you tell its all going to be alright as you impale her every night with your own spear and then cheat on her with Ahri after 2 years of winning her trust

Why live lads?

vayne is one of the most challenging champions in the game to master. to play her, your positioning needs to be flawless because muh range and you can't afford to misposition. there's much more to vayne than 'just auto for true damage!!1'. you need to be able to position to avoid damage, q into positions where you can wallbang etc

vayne is about geometry, and takes an expert level of positioning to play effectively.

Tarzaned is fine. Hash is actual garbage

>zac
wew

i bet ahri kills cheaters

who's that not korean guy, and who's the other korean guy? not gate

>sej
>no boobs

what did he mean by this? sej is actually adorable underneath her pretwnd toughness kalista isn't even alive

playing vayne in a meta where renekton nautilus and lee sin are common picks is just asking for a bad time especially on high elo where people won't let her freely farm all game and end it in 20 minutes

going Top with

>Zac
What's even the point of adding him here in the first place.

And if we're going by the form he usually assumes, then he should be in built/bodybuilder. It's even in one of his quotes dude.

that was one of the worst dyrus vids. ever.

very late reply but

sej even has an elf skin
she's the ugly no boobs nerd

beard = inori

other dude i dunno, I think it might be pirean (their sub mid lane)?

what the fuck does galio yell when he ults

I can't understand but to me it sounds like I AM RECORDING

Nami top is fun as fuck

>finally got around to reading the lore update
>galio was created to absorb enemy magic
>only came to life once over multiple battles with multiple sorcerers
>an undeveloped lux, merely existing near him for a brief period of time once or twice a week exuded enough AMBIENT energy to fill his reserves

Fuckin' hell, lux is OP as shit. I thought she was going to try chanelling her entire magical reserves into him to try and drain herself of magic entirely and that little bit would be the top off that galio needed. Not her mere existence being enough.

Annie confirmed shit mage

I am trying to learn Lee but I have no idea what I'm doing wrong. I clear efficiently, I come for a gank, I land all my skills, use my passive and that is where the similarities end. I had a look at videos of other people playing Lee and they seem to simply dish out more dmg, whereas I deal only negligible amounts. ??? I feel like I'm doing more damage with tanky utility junglers than lee, even in early game.

she's actually pretty braindead just gets punished easily and takes a while to scale up into a lategame monster

meant for

BEST CASTERS LIST:

-Kobe
-Papasmithy
-Deficio
-Quickshot

Reddit tier:
-Phreak

DELTE THIS

Haha yeah Kalista is SOOO CUUTE X3

i like phreak

quickshot is more reddit

all ingame models with faces are pretty much fucked up user
they arent even canon, theyre literally shitty with intention so everyones toaster can easily run the game.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I like Jatt. I think he's cute.

I don't watch EU much but I wish we had Deficio over in NA. He's great.

I hope MarkZ stays on the desk, really enjoy listening to him.

>theyre literally shitty with intention so everyones toaster can easily run the game.
also they're meant to be viewed from top-down so a lot of them are kinda warped

Is poppy the only champion that actually moves her mouth when she speaks?

frosk is pretty based desu

ignoring the muh tumblr edgelords, she's actually a very insightful analyst with a good sense for explaining things. i wish we had her in na.

Okay, so not EXACTLY League relevant, but I have been watching a few Korean streams lately and, thus comes to mind;

I work work Asians ranging from Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai and etc..

Every single one of them chews like a horse, big gaping chewing motions which produce readings on tectonic seismographs. As someone with misophonia this fucks with me a great deal and I usually have to excuse myself from the lunch room to eat my lunch if i've forgotten my headphones for work.

I thought maybe this was just kind of.... sub ethnically cultural thing from my area, like a lot of asians hang out with each other here and grow up together (Australia), so I thought maybe they all kinda just eat like that at their favourite Asian restaurants because that's how everyone else eats there, etc..

However, it's become apparently from watching many League streams by Koreans and other asians, that they all, also, eat like fucking animals to the point my misophonia makes me want to gut them on stream and fuck their decapitated skull.

>no horse-riding knight champ
i simply want to trample the weak, is that so much to ask riot?

>inb4 hecarim
its not the same you faggot

xth for Syndra

-Phreak
-Riv
-Zirene

I think some of trists skins do but currently yes because yordles are like 50% head.

> it's not the same
it's exactly the same you'd get with a horse-riding knight

>trash convict ancestor is also racist
SHOCKING