/elyg/ - Elysium General

Looks like the lag is over.

who here /slurpingalliancetears/?
God I love reading how mad some of you trannies get when us big boys gank you. Have fun in your autism fest bg's having to farm 1m honor a week to stay relevant. I'll be over here corpse camping every alliance that ever sets a foot into feralas.
ZUG ZUG

I can confirm that

>he doesnt know

lol

It's too bad you only get like 4 honor per kill when 20 people chip in

t. needs 800k honor to even have a chance to rank up

>implying 20 chinese count as "people"

Kek I was thinking that this server would reach these numbers after a year.
>You think you do...

This is pretty normal for me, immo conf 100~ honor.

How come out of ALL the shitty supergeneric races in this game, humans have the worst voice acting?

I like how passive aggressive and annoyed they sound

especially the fem human error speech

this got me thinkin. whats the least generic race?

how are these pants best in slot? how is this allowed?

in vanilla? either tauren or troll
they're still generic they're just not as overused

None of them really in vanilla. All of them are pretty standard across most fantasy settings. Arguably maybe gnomes because they aren't seen as much in other fantasy settings.

Gnomes are probably the most original

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Is anyone interested in duo leveling at elysium - alliance?
I wanna roll a paladin healer

OOGBA BOOGA, GOTTA KILL PEOPLE WANTING TO PEACEFULLY RUN DM

posts like these make it all worth it

ZUG ZUG

>i deserve protection while I genocide the ogre race
it's just the entrance you dip, corpserun there
they're not inside the instance itself making it completely impossible or something

yes

Congratulations, horde are literally niggers

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>tfw 200 hks today

QUICK
BROWN FEMCOWS OR BLACK FEMCOWS

What are my chances of finding an Orc suggar daddy as a femhumus? I want to kill his enemies and recieve headpats in return.

what the fuck is a humus

lets triple level my niggas

Buy Robes of Insight cheap!

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Be quick though, offers like these do not last long! What are you waiting for? Send me, Javel, a whisper or mail arguing why YOU deserve the most wonderful dress in all of Azeroth!

See you ingame!

>rolled troll mage instead of UD mage thinking +10% casting speed for 10 seconds wasn't a bad meme
how hard did I fuck up lads

Alright my name is thikka please invite, I'll log in a minute

Hey, I'm new to the whole Vanilla WoW schtick - but I've got the focus of healing, both in PvP and PvE, because I like sucking everyone elses dick and giving them all the praise.

So, basically, Paladin or Priest?

>2017
>still not playing ud male mage
webm.land/w/1QiH/

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Paladins are the best pvp healers by a long shot and their single target pve heal is on par with priests, so if you only want the best heal and don't care about MC and such go paladin.

>on par with priests

lol

Please someone from MoH ginvite Thikka

will log soon, finishing a tribute run

Some quick questions first

Are you a tranny? Do you enjoy constant guild drama and roleplaying?

If the answer is no to either of the above, you're out

>I'll be here on my poorly geared 60 killing level 50s
Yeah, I know that's where you're stuck lmao enjoy it

WotF is overrated, berserking actually does something.

Fear immunity doesn't make you warlock proof like everyone thinks and mind control is the least of your worries against a priest.

>WotF is overrated

lolno, it's hugely beneficial. Not only in PvP, but it works in raids and dungeons like MC, Strat etc

Nope i'm a straight cis white male

>you hear a chinese girl during a pug on discord and lure her into your guild
>she spends the next two hours as my master and I'm her disciple in greykilling horde
The /a/nathema memes are real.
Enjoy your trannies, Elysium fags.

They aren't actually.
For you though maybe, because BiS fury is db.vanillagaming.org/?item=16479 essentially forever as far as these servers are concerned

Glad you didn't fall for the devilsaur meme though

kek paladins r op *frost bolt* *wotf* *nova and blinks away*

What do you do while leveling /elyg/? Listen to music? Play other games? Watch animu?

these are quite literally not attainable for me unless i start doing amphetamines or something

currently struggling with the decision of buying a breastplate of bloodthirst (~1200g) or epic mount...

G-guys, where are you?

Sometimes there is a long wait for the tram

i usually listen to music or play a video in the background
this image always makes me grin like a madman

Thikka, invite Stubbed to group

re invite me whenever.
t.van

i like weed

Well you get a cooler mount. Plus you're more of a special snowflake compared to the millions of xxvurtnesxx. Wotf isn't really necessary for vanilla pvp. Much more useful in arena.

>when you realize vurtne just autistically camped unprepared people to film his fragvids

Most undead are too retarded to even remember to use it. Yes it's good but a good warlock will still beat you 1v1 unless you're a warrior

Any risk of being bannu if you multibox your 60 to boost an alt through a low level instance?
I know it IS against the rules, but if noone sees you do it, well, do they have some sort of automatic same-IP-anti-multiboxing bullshit?

Pretty much zero risk. They don't have any auto-detection and I don't think anyone gives enough of a shit about multiboxing to even report you unless you're doing it to protect your alt while leveling or ganking others.

Do you honestly think they'd run a scan to see if there is more than one account coming from a single IP? You think nobody plays on these servers with a sibling/roommate?

YOU'RE A G-G-GENUINE DICKSUCKER

>find guy blatantly multiboxing
>whisper him copying the part of the rules that says multiboxing is not allowed
>demand 1g for not reporting him
And that's how I doubled my money at level 16

what is a good rogue leveling spec?

I've done rfc and wc multi boxed

>kill 3 zebras
>none of them drop a single hoof
levitating
zebras

>kill 3 boars
>no boar assholes
where do they shit from

Well i did it guys.
I was patient and took my time and botted 4 characters 1-60 with maxed profs and 2 fishing bots earning me a total of 2k gold. Took me 3 months, and id play maybe 3 hours a week to upgrade gear, train, and set up new bot profiles. Got a hunter, mage, warrior, and pally.
Which of them, if any, should i sell? (already have a buyer, hes a seller so he'll flip but hes offering $170 usd each quick and easy.)
Def wanna keep war cause i maxed BS and ench on him. All others were gatherers.

sell all
play a better game

>3 months
>$680
>since you want to keep one-
>$510
wow dude that's almost HALF a month's work at minimum wage in the US! good job!

Sleep tight, China.

>missing the point that there was minimal effort involved
The cash for selling characters is just icing, he basically has a free 60 for like 20 hours total work, if his "3 hours a week" is legit.

I hope you die in your sleep tranny retard.

>view distance barely outside of aggro range
what shit server is this so I can avoid it?

I may be a retard but I'm not a tranny.

Elysium.

Maybe, server does seem to be dying.
Salty af bro.
Yeah man, i didnt intend on selling but hey i didnt know what class i wanted to play at first and i assumed id get at least one banned (lol). 3 hours is about right if you exempt the one time i did the warrior quest for whirlwind weapon. Most of my game time was just buy AH gear and hit up the trainers.

i don't understand this post

good job, also lmao at the angry faggots downvoting you

RUDE PUPPERS

Dire Maul is pupper turf!

Horde turf!

MEAN

pupper is dead!

Mobs and other players pop in just 40 yards away because the server is shit.

Kill yourself retard.

madti a cute!

>guy asks for food/water
>I kind of pretend to ignore him and slowly make 4 stacks of each over like 15 minutes
>eventually trade him
>he says "TY!" and puts up 35s
>I say "5g"
>he gets pissed and leaves

What was his problem?

Dagger sub. It's the only way to level as a pvp god.

soon MoH will come to fear their new raid leader and master.

carefull tranny fucks, something great this way comes. deus indi

youtube.com/watch?v=GZbYmomMQNQ

Stop falseflagging, Indi.