How do you have fun driving? I live in NYC, where the main highways are limited at 50...

How do you have fun driving? I live in NYC, where the main highways are limited at 50, and traffic often makes you much slower. I'm not sure what fun looks like.

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go to the track or break the law

driving is boring as fuck

step 1: Don't live in NYCuck
Cities are the worst possible thing a human can submit themselves to and somehow justify it as a good decision, except maybe doing loads of drugs. But that comes with living in a city.

as someone who lives a rural area

you are full of shit

cities are much more enjoyable simply due to the fact there is something to do

drive a dangerous car

You can always GO to a city for a night or weekend if you're bored and you want to do the type of shit they offer. But living there is out of the question.
>packed into apartments literally living on top of each other instead of owning your own land
>paying rent instead of mortgage, eternally borrowing from others and making somebody else rich
>your apartment might come with a parking space IF YOU'RE LUCKY, but most do not accommodate your choice to own a car and you have to park on the street and make sure you get home at certain times or else you'll have to park blocks away or pay a garage
>white people literally a minority in cities
>surrounded by subhumans at all times who are worse than the worst people you'd encounter in the country
>have to be constantly on guard due to the sheer number of people and factor being mugged into your budget
>everything is overpriced
>if you own a car and a parking space, you still can't drive anywhere faster than 25mph and accidents are far more common because of all the subhuman drivers
>all your local laws are created in the interest of liberal socialists asking for welfare handouts because that's the majority of voters
>pissing on the streets is legal now, first world city life equal to third world designated shitting streets
>cops are more common but still outnumbered by subhumans, no fun allowed for mostly-law-abiding citizens so they can meet their quota while the actual criminals run free
>ambient temperature always 20 degrees warmer than non-city because the pavement traps heat and everyone's AC exhausts

Cities are shit. You could own a house 10 miles out and drive or take the train into work while still enjoying all the benefits of non-city life but a city-tier job.

ITT Veeky Forums does city planning

Move out of that kikeolded urban dystopia.

I'm not planning shit, it's life advice. Don't live in a goddamn city. If you're bored in a rural area, remember you have the freedom to go anywhere you want unopposed by packs of roaming niggers or college SJWs rioting in the streets.

scientificamerican.com/article/does-city-life-pose-a-risk-to-mental-health/

Cities are shit m8. Ive lived in Dallas and Ive lived in smaller cities and Ive lived in a house surrounded by corn fields and Ill take the cornfields any day. Millions of people, all of them texting and driving, all of them driving crazy because they are late ALL THE FUCKING TIME, stores that are completely blown out of stock because of the amount of people and we cant forget our friendly dindus that constaly look for shit to steal and people to rob.

Small cities are best cities. Knoxville is a really fun city with lots of cool cars

As someone that also lives in NYC, you better off waiting until it's late and everyone is asleep, other wise you will be in traffic etc. You can go bit over the limit, but as of right now, there 150+ troopers posted around and in NYC because our Governor/Major can't get along..

If you want to go "road carving" then you need to head out to upstate on mid day when everyone is at work etc.

>go to the track
>go to small towns
>go to an indoor go kart event like ur pic
>or just go to areas with no traffic and cruise, race, stand next to your vehicle like a cholo
Other ways to have fun with cars:
>modding
>repairing
>painting
>trying something with one that it wasn't meant for
>driving through neighbors house because he fucked your wife

I'm just spit balling on the last one.

you go anywhere and still go nowhere

yeah the country is so nice

rural is shit

nothing but rednecks white trash and nothing for them to do but get drunk and fucked up

no places for fun

its a hellhole

Maybe if you're a numale that never goes camping, backpacking, shooting, rock climbing, off-roading, trail riding, boating and every other outdoor activity normal people like.

Why are you even here? You're not gonna find twisty empty roads in the city. You're not gonna find scenery in the city. You're not gonna find stretches of unpatrolled open highway where you can test your top speed anywhere near a fucking city. If you actually like DRIVING and not just showing off your riced shitbox to other idiots, city life is incompatible with you.

you have to make your own fun m8. thats the best part of living in the middle of nowhere.

nice trips, OP here

I guess it's an excuse to go on roadtrips. I was looking for something more like "fun roads in Long Island/tri-state area", or the like. Or even a good track


as someone who's lived in bumblefuck you have a very angry view of the world. you'd fit well here! here's your (you), you've earned it.

yawn

shit gets boring

driving is shit already stated that

its only fun if you break the law or go to the track

fucking around in the city in a car is more fun as well

but theres nothing to do

you can only fuck around in nothing for so long

thank goodness Im getting the fuck out of the South and out of the little shitholes towards the end of the year

>its only fun if you break the law or go to the track
>t. underage numale with no baiku

haha your life is shit

t. never been to a real city but read a post about it on 4shit

t. numale redditor

>shit gets boring

>t. skinny fat fag who has never done any of those things

better than yours Id say

at least I dont like like a cringy kid on the internet

yeap probably a basement dweller who hears scary stories

sorry some people dont have limited brain capacity and find doing the same few stale things the country has to offer to be that great

I can easily swallow 20 poz-loads/week here in San Francisco, couldn't do that while I lived in Nebraska. Checkmate, rednecks.

I hope you get pozzed by a bunch of burly gay niggers you fucking cuck. It'll be your fault for choosing to live like cattle.

>numale spacing/low caps

Confirmed underage with probable testosterone deficiency

You need to lift, learn to ride a motorcycle, and get outdoors instead of indulging yourself with grass-is-greener sugar plum fantasies about city life

sounds like you live like a tinfoil hat wearing faggot

if you even live at all lmao

so cringe
so tryhard

>this assmad

C O N F I R M E D

>shit gets boring
>but theres nothing to do

I see now. You are one of those people that need others to entertain you. Reading a book or using your imagination in anyway is torture. You just like to sit back a stare at glowing TVs and your phone screen. Yes, move to the city. Ypou can load of fun watching the nigs walk around with their asses hanging out all day long. lmao.

I read all the time nevermind that its entirely irrelevant

I get it your brain isnt that developed so you think sitting outside and doing the same shit over and over is the epitome of entertainment

just grow up a little you cringelord

go back to /r/Veeky Forums

>cringelord

gb2 reddit you underage homosexual

>done triggered the guy with a single word

no wonder you thin skinned losers like the country

dont have to worry about as much social interaction

>cringelord

Holy shit summer came quick this year

I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt earlier. You could just be a huge faggot. But now I see you truly do come from Reddit, or imgur, or funnyjunk, or 9gag, or any other content aggregation shithole who have no idea how to entertain themselves without the help of others. Whatever place you hailed from is built around a total lack of originality and all the fun you know is just latching onto original, interesting people like a parasite and parroting everything they say or do. I'm sorry to have given you advice at all. Please stay in your city and continue to preach the virtues of cities so that it might act as a quarantine and prevent people like you from interacting with people like me in real life.

This kid watches YouTube faggots like Leafyishere and browses leddit. 100% sure

>complain about living in the country
>must live in the city

you were dropped on your head a few times werent you

Im like 10 minutes away from shit like this

it gets old

luckily you have brain damage and can apparently do the same thing over and over and find it entertaining

wait isnt repetitive behavior a trait of autism

makes sense now ya fucking auts

>this delusional about city life

I really hope this kid does it

I can tell you do not live in a rural area. Rural areas are GOAT for Veeky Forumstists.

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yeah autistic retards

I agree

unfortunately Im not one of those so I realize the country is shit

He's not a br/o/tist, he's a redditor moving to the city because there's no rural gay bars where he can be pozzed

>muh cringelord

the fuck is wrong with you autists?

it's called living in the suburbs. a.k.a. you can drive into the city and do stuff or drive the opposite direction and break the speed limit all while not having to deal with niggers or white trash once you go home.

Mr. Spaghetti has it figured out

youtube.com/watch?v=tLH0AGFoRQw

lmao flyover shithole cucks mad as fuck


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Are you able to hold all of Tyrone's semen in your mouth as you laugh?

oh god the suburbs are literally the worst

they make me sick

Id take a life stuck in the country over that shit

Could you give me a rundown of all the super fun interesting things you do in the city, that isn't repetitive, mindless bullshit? I bet you can't.

>redditspacing faggot from r/the_donald

>mobileshitter
>dailycaller

>image number from knowyourmeme

the ironing

>op image responds to op question
stupid shit

if not karting (no idea why, karts are best consumer-oriented racing you can get, and even if you have no friends there will be a leaderboard for sure), find a nice forest road and destroy your shitbox suspension on it. feels super nice, just watch out and wait for dry weather so you won't get stuck in mud.

Are you a woman or numale

>omg no fab stores to visit, like, I need to bicycle to a new craft brewery and free trade sandal merchant every week my big city brain needs the stimulation and like hang out at the mall with mah frennnns

> insults the intelligence of others yet lacks the creativity and imagination to keep himself occupied

I N T E L L E C T U A L L Y S T U N T E D
M E N T A L M I D G E T

>backwater bumfucknowhere hicks literally this mad about cities
cities are a city for a reason, enjoy mowing lawns around your 200 population town for $50 a week

being able to go riding in countless dozen square miles of bushland right on my doorstep was great.. for two days a week
being able to go out at any time and find anything to do is also great.. every day of the week

lol look at this loser having a meltdown

this

this guy gets it

You can drive to work in the city. That's what we have cars for. City fags take buses.

And if you're not a subhuman hourly wage slave, that drive is maybe three times a week (but you are always on call)

> something to do
There is nothing to do in the city. Ohmygawd a new coffee shop! Maybe being a consumerist ape helps. Everything of note here is an event you can drive in for. Living in the city is for poor people.

city boy agreeing with himself during his meltdown lmao

uk surbs are god tier
>15 min train to the city on my door step or you can sit in traffic if you like
>miles of un policed twisty b-road in all other directions
>don't even need to speed to have a good time on them
literaly just got back from an impromptu race with someone who I met on the road. Both of us out for no reason but to go fast.

What if we make everyone live in big city-blocks divided by choice in cars? And we name all the blocks after people related to automotive history and entertainment.

>Depending on your city you have walking access to food that tastes 10x better and has 10x the variety of anything you can get in the middle of nowhere
>Even if you live 10 miles away from a city you're still pretty much going to have to deal with 50% of the things you listed because you're probably going to go there to do anything fun
>Pretty much 90% of good jobs are all in a city. So all you are doing is creating a big commute for yourself by living extra far away, which is literally a waste of your life.

The owning a home thing is a big deal, though. That being said, I kind of struggle to see the value in owning your own home nowadays. Don't get me wrong, owning your house is way better than renting, but if you're paying property taxes and mortgaging your home most of your life while also banking on the housing market not completely fucking you(which it probably will again), I don't really see how you're saving money. I mean, stop making monthly payments on your house and you'll see how much you actually "own" your home.

>housing market crashes
>work in completely unrelated field
>employment doesn't change
>house payment doesn't change unless you get a new mortgage with your new lower value and pay half
>literally nothing changes because I didn't buy my house to make money
I don't seem to see the problem. Meanwhile I've got five years left until my house, and 20 acres are all mine.

>You can drive to work in the city
and sit in traffic for two hours compared to less than 30 minutes? no thanks

>There is nothing to do in the city
yeah autists dont have much to do outside their mothers basement anyway :^)

NYC wasn't nearly as bad drivingwise as I thought, I stayed in a tiny town called Pound Ridge and drove into SoHo a few times (so had to cross pretty much all of Manhattan), not a terrible drive, nothing compared to Bay Area or LA traffic.

Outside of Queens/Brooklyn/Manhattan, NYC is not bad outside rushhour.

Even Manhattan if you go at the right time.

>tfw live on major US highway, 2 minutes from the Turnpike, and do 80-100mph casually every day.

Feels good familia

NYC has a pretty good street race sce e

I'm partially convinced there are barely any nyc posters here.

If you want to have Veeky Forums related fun , go to the Bronx and hit the parkways.

I suggest renting out a garage and wrenching there during decent hours. Lime Rock, NJMP, Monticello Motor Club, and NYST are all in decent distance for track stuff. There is a bunch of indoor karting around NYC.

It's summer, the meets are everywhere and it's pretty nice so far. Go watch the street racing if you want to see lots of drama and real life bench racing

>omg theres nothing to do

i fucking hate you faggots. what can you do in the city that you cant do in the country? have a bunch of different bar options? surround yourself with asshole strangers?

what are these "things to do" youre talking about? also people who say that the outdoors are boring should be lobotomized

>main highways 50
>drive on Belt and stay in right lane at speed limit
>everyone ever passes me doing no less than 65

Are you a hipster faggot or something, OP?

what exactly are these fresh exciting city things you keep talking about? could you name three specific city-only activities?

Had fun today, OP.
>little kid smiles and waves at me at a stoplight
>wave back
>gun it a little when the light turned green
>see his smile widen behind me

>later some guys in a camry gun it
>keep pace with them for a bit, then WOT
>next red light they catch up and wave, just having a good time

mehh everything in the world is laaame and meaningless and i refuse to use punctuation or capitalization in an attempt to convey some distorted idea of an apathetic (and thus cool) affectation

You definitely belong in the city, faggot.