Dota 2 General - /d2g/

play him in dota imba if that's still alive

>Tobi

Why does he so much stupid shit

rework it so you actually get damage from eating a creep instead of getting like 5%

also allow eating small ancients at level 2 and big ancients at level 3 ult

GG eg are playing like shit

Soon.

particles ruined dota

jfc eg what are you doing

>Tfw someone picks Techies
>Tfw game goes past an hour
>Tfw no end in sight
>Tfw 2 hours and still no end

FUCKING END MY LIFE
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>dotabuff.com/matches/3084177577

why are we so dead

and get a smurf. there's nothing more hilarious but also frustrating than playing against 2ks but being a garbage invoker

Na fanshits killed themselves

you ruined dota

when is the solo tournament

asian tournament so only ausfags awake

so eg isn't making top two?

give me ONE fucking reason not to start every game as every support off with 5 mangos and 1 faerie fire

IG is so fucking broken. What the fuck?

I miss ppd and fear

What is this joke of a western team? Is this the best western dota can give us?

I've never seen eg look so trash

secret.arteezy when?

so I guess EG stopped trying or something

you dont have goold to buy 5 mangos and 1 fairie fire

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>THERE ARE EG FANS IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW

>25min GG
WHAT WENT WRONG

let's just farm all game lmao

OVERHYPED

FRAUD

TEAMS

China Number One!

You're forgetting OG

LET'S GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>EG

EG.SingSing

I hadn't even considered making a smurf
guess I'll do that tomorrow and start practicing

it's also a great opportunity to bring a friend in without dragging him into my higher ranked matches or forcing ourselves to play with bots

nice draft cr1t

>panel trying to hype up ig
>when eg is just a trash team
I've seen through your jewish tricks NA panel

>EG

>EG caring about a honeypot tournament

Hopefully never. Secret isn't even good and he would ruin that team too.

Post >yfw you'll never be as destructive as arteezy

Now I've learned that Liquid wasn't fucking around when fighting against IG. They didn't have a strat to counter their picks, so they had to experiment on their own.

We joke about Bulba being the team destroyer
But isn't RTZ the far subtler team assassin?
There's just something about him that destroys the chance of any team he's on

>tfw Bulba isn't as destructive as Arteezy

Hasn't NP also been pretty good?

>Monkey King pickers think they're good at DotA

EG picks Earth Spirit

>high dota IQ

What's the chinese for honeypot LAN?

Crit really bad in draft desu

Bulba come and go fast. Arteezy is the ricin of team assassin's.

DAC

team assassin (TA)
1. TA.Arteezy
2. TA.BSJ
3. TA.Bulba
4. TA.canceL
5. TA.ComeWithMe

>RTC-effect slowly returning
>he is gonna rejoin shitrekt after Kiev turns into shit

>be on 8 match lose streak
>tell team i really need to win this one
>they say ok
>intentionally feed the enemy team 1 by 1
>throw away massive advantage
>fed legion 700 duel damage
>with the worst invoker i ever laid eyes upon

okay valve, okay okay. im un-installing.

>pgl in charge of streams

I'd replace cancel or CWM with synderen

>backdooring the front door is still a thing that exists in this fucking game

>>pgl in charge of streams

is the next set completely pointless or will it determine seeding in bracket?

Is the next game really in half an hour?

I wish iceiceice would play mid again and not rely on a shitty ladyboy that has his head up his ass 80% of the time. Maybe they won't end up last place every LAN if that happens

>25 minutes until next games
Just end me now

>both matches to start the day are stomps so you can't even watch the B stream while waiting for the A stream to start again

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>EG surrendered before the 25 min mark
Hmm

there are only 2 good mids in SEA and its ddz and midone and both are not playing for faceless

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lel wut

sheevers name is jorian or some shit

I want sheever's thighs around my head

I want Soe's wedding ring around my finger

>Jorian Hoovien
Literally a horse

looking cute today

Mid is the one position in Dota 2 with an expiration date.

GOD DAMN I WANT NOTAIL OFF OF OG. I WOULD ACTUALLY LIKE THEM THEN

kek I was reading her name as well and was trying to sound it out, sounded like a male name

>no abed
Are you shit talking the most powerful meepo in the world

>That man face

i would eat her pussy no matter how disgusting it is

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god she even looks retarded

>EG got a direct invite to the Major

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>Group stage matters this much

Why even play past group stage? OG wins the tournament. Secret should have won DAC 1

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LMAO rotk has a goatee now

kalle

kalle

Abed is playing in NA

>Secret should have won DAC 1
PPD cucked Artour out of that win. His Lion fucked up Artour's Sniper so bad that last game. He solo wrapped around the whole dire jungle just to get into FoD range against Sniper

kalle

Midione is playing eu and ddz is playing pubs

who here
>big
>FUCKING
>daddy

You're literally allowed to like anyone else but notail on OG