Is it stupid to buy sports cars that are slower than a Tesla 0-60?

Is it stupid to buy sports cars that are slower than a Tesla 0-60?

of course not, thats a LOT CHEAPER

if you paid more than a tesla, well jokes on you

No, because teslas are assheavy and have no soul. They're stupid expensive too, and you can only "refill" them at your house pretty much, meaning no dreamy grand tours of America (or whatever shithole country) in a nice sports car.

Also motorcycles exist, is it stupid to pay more than 20k for something slower than a zx14r? Of course not.

The Model S is quick in acceleration, but it doesn't have a very high top speed, when you floor it you'll drain the juice much faster, and because of the batteries, it's much heavier around turns. So they're only fast in a straight line for a limited distance; if the track was longer than a quarter mile, and assuming the Tesla didn't run out of juice, the Porsche would overtake it due to its higher top speed.

0-60

lol. you're almost never, and often times never, below 60mph on a fullsize track.

bench racers get out.

A fucking NA miata is faster around a track. 0-60 is meaningless

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But quarter miles are the only thing that matters because it's an easily recorded metric that has little to nothing to do with driver skill

I may never be guaranteed a win and fake self esteem by buying car with good track times, but a quarter mile is a common distance between stoplights!

t. insecure faggot who needs to rev his engine at BMWs to feel god about himself

In a race, you're only going to go from 0-60 once.

We all know EVs don't do as well past this point.

by the time you put 1st gear, tesla is already in different country. how that makes you feel ?

>take tesla to track day
>-2 years off lfiespan of expensive battery just from the launch
>OUR SENSORS SHOW HARSH DRIVING. WARRANTY INVALID. HAVE A NICE DAY.
>couldn't even finish a lap
>sitting dead in the grass while "slower" vehicles complete lap after lap after lap
>some guy in last place in a fucking ford festiva is grinning ear to ear and ripping skids on every corner
>mutter "i bet i would destroy that ICE in the quarter..." while you wait to be towed off the track
>the two truck gets to you, marshalls walk you out of the car and off the track
>mutter "ICEcucks don't get it, 0-60 is the only important metric, cucks cucks cucks....btfo. i could have showed them how fucking dumb they are if the race ended after a quarter mile." all the way back while everyone else is having fun.
>"those fucking ICE cucks wasted their money, cucks cucks cucks...."
>start to cry a little
>go home and bounce up and down on mrcummy's penis while he spins out at 5mph

I think (You) are stupid for making this thread

Yes.

If you don't buy a Dodge Demon or a Porsche 918 you're a complete fucking idiot

...

>B-b-but muh electric God Elon Musk

>only refill them at your house
Please you dumb Amercian can you google "Tesla superchargers"
HOW ABOUT YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK ON FUCKING TESLAS BEFORE CRITIZEING HEM

>Tesla
Worse than diesels

nice damage control. nobody tracks sedans. sperg more ice cuck

Sports cars are supposed to be able to handle curves not necesarilly go fast.

There's only one if those in my entire state and it's 150 miles away. Nice damage control cuckboi yuropoor

>i live in a degenerate shithole of a state
lol sperg more ice cuck

I have a feeling you've never tracked a car in your life.

>look! one person out of 7 billion tracked their sedan!
LOL

>sports car
>0-60

Typical european post on this board
>america dumb
>stop disliking what I like
>autistic screeching

>t. busrider

>t. cuck
sperg more

>degenerate shithole of a state
>coming from some Ahmed in yurocuck
The shittiest state in the US is still better than any socialist cumstain of a """"country""""

>muh S-P100D Ludicrous
Its neat that a liebhaver eco-toy can do numbers like that.
Its less neat that all those numbers are useless in the places where you might find those toys i.e big cities and summer home garages.
A Tesla is nothing but a sportscar for hippies, philanthropists, and that one uncle of yours that pretends to be rich.
All the bang with none of the soul.