Mtisubishi brings back the Eclipse

>Mtisubishi brings back the Eclipse
>It's a fucking SUV

You had one job.

>2018-Mitsubishi-Eclipse-Cross-rear-exterior-athletic-sporty.jpg
That is what this image is actually named on the Mitsubishi website.

reminder we are all dead and that this is hell

what in the literal fuck are these japs thinking

For fucks sake!
They couldn't pick a new name could they?
They had to soil the eclipse name didnt they?

I HURT MYSELF

TODAY

TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

people laughed and called the aztek ugly. now every fucking car looks like the aztek.

I FOCUS
ON THE PAIN

THE ONLY THING
THAT'S REAL

THE NEEDLE TEARS A HOLE
THE OLD FAMILIAR STING

TRY TO KILL IT
ALL AWAY

BUT I REMEMBER EVERYTHING

just fuck my shit up senpai

Friendly reminder the Evo is dead and will never come back.

WHAT HAVERSION I BECOME

MY SWEETEST FRIEND

EVERYONE I KNOW
GOES AWAY
IN THE END

Mitsubishi needs to be put to sleep. It's the kind thing to do at this point.

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

I WILL HOLD YOU DOWN

I WILL MAKE YOU HURT

Mitsubishi and Nissan should dig their own grave and be shot in the back of the head

I WEAR THIS CROWN OF THORNS

UPON MY LIAR'S CHAIR

FULL OF BROKEN THOUGHTS

I CANNOT REPAIR

nissan is still making proper sports cars tho

>Mitsubishi reveals a cuckover car with the name of a long revered sports car from their past
>immediately after being bought by Nissan-Renault
Should have seen it coming

Well considering the last two gens were shit, its not as if it could get much worse.

BENEATH THE STAINS OF TIME

THE FEELINGS
DISAPPEAR

YOU ARE SOMEONE ELSE

I AM STILL RIGHT HERE

Lmfao

WHAT HAVE I BECOME

MY SWEETEST FRIEND

EVERYONE I KNOW
GOES AWAY
IN THE END

Sure looks familiar

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

I WILL LET YOU DOWN

I WILL MAKE YOU HURT

Giving me the same vibes.

IF I COULD START AGAIN

A MILLION MILES AWAY

I WOULD KEEP MYSELF

I WOULD FIND
A WAY

>dawn of the new millennium
>release one of the coolest looking sporty cars of the web 2.0 age
>forget to give it any of the things that made the previous generations of the car special/good
>no turbo
>no AWD
>could have made a future-classic desirable performance monster
>instead made a shitbox

Fuck Mitsubishi

literally go for 1k in my area

>not doing a turbo/supercharged 3.8l MIVEC V6 5speed AWD conversion

Pigfat from the factory but have plenty of potential. 2g is unanimously a best, but 3g is underdog.

On a related note WHY THE FUCK do you need a crossover to fit between nothing but your crossover/SUV line? What point is the Outlander Sport at this point?
>You can do better, Carlos

I'll let you in on a secret: the Outlander Sport isn't actually sporty at all. It's just small.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Introducing the 2018 Mitsubishi Asuteka, a totally not rip of what the Pontiac Aztec would look in modern time.

Typically, Mitsubishi trying to rip off Subaru

Stop forcing this image. Literally only you see it. The crosstrek is much smaller.

It's honestly amazing to think that if the Aztek had been made just a decade later it would have sold like absolute fucking hotcakes, but at the time people still liked non retarded looking vehicles so they all said it was ugly.

Just kill my brand up senpai desu

No similarity

No. Nissan makes a car. 1 car. Literally everything else is shit.

I'm sure their 99% Filipino consumer base will gobble them up.

You are so fucking blind it is laughable

>this
And they still fuck it up

>slotted between the Outlander and Outlander Sport
>a separate fucking model crossover between two trims of a different model of crossover

Blunder of the year, calling it now. This will be the bullet that finally puts down the walking corpse that is Mitsubishi Motors

Mitsubishi is now partner is with Nissan, so they won't die anytime soon. We're not getting the old Mitsubishi back ever, however.

For what fucking purpose isn't the outlander their fucking main suv vehicle why even bother making another one Mitsubishi should just quit and pull out of the car industry they're fucking retarded

DSM was fucking garbage
You f&f cucks are delusional

fuck...

You have to admit this is less gay than the 4th gen eclipse

Damn, I actually really like this one.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S REAL
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!AAAAAA
GHOSN YOU FUCK

>GTR/EVO
>Sylvia/Starion

When? Carlos Ghosn said he wanted to restore faith in Mitsubishi enthusiasts, that would do the trick.

Also there has been talk that Mitsu will bring a new truck to the US when the l200 and Nissan Frontier end their production run.