Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>being this autistic

take your pills lebanon

Can you stop giving the avatarfag (You)s

I wonder if teams like liquid and np are gonna shuffle after DAC. I doubt they are satisfied with last place at every event. Are there any new pubstars to take tho?

Sing will join Team Secret after Kiev and win TI.
Screencap this.

no, but im sure secret will shuffle too (unless they win the major, which is not happening) maybe EG shuffles aswell if they don't get good results in kiev.

1st for best analyst

We did it lads

>blizzard makes april fools race announcement
>makes it in years later

>valve make april fools hero announcement
>it will be in the game by ti6 on a test client and playable before ESL One Hamburg, and enabled in captains mode, due to overwhelming positive fan reaction and the thoughts of all that chinese dickmoney from a day1 arcana

So EG, NP, liquid, secret... Who else?

READ THIS ARTICLE

learntocounter.com/heroes-of-the-storm/

NOW DELETE THIS WEBSITE FROM YOUR LIFE LOL

DotA is far from perfect, that I agree, but lmao, the map was the most stable and functional thing - with changes only on the heroes/items/towers/a few small adjustments.

Roshan issue could have been worked better. They fucked up the whole map and fucking shrines. It was so easy to bring the offlane back without this mess, like it was before the iron talon meme

>watching NP replay
>NP smoke to backdoor barracks
>crowd begins stomping and shrieking autistically
>immediate fortify and tps back

what a great tourney

dota is still pretty fun, there's no game you can play for hours endlessly like dota, what bothers me in dota right now is all the kids "gg im done, end" greifing and feeding.

nice job dotards
you scared off adelaide

>by ti6

what did he mean by this

>EG won

wat happen

wings don't fly so well

Turns out you can't cheese your way into lategame and win.

Pretty close though, and wings deserve praise for their meme drafts.

just watched the eg wings game
holy shit some actual great dota

Wings' cores and timing based strat couldn't deal with Spectre and friends in super late. Also Doom failed to cast any of his 2x dooms last fight.

>/d2g/ hates EG
>yet they're the only team that consistently brings top tier dota games

what did dee two gee mean by this?

>/mlpol/, the Arc Divine, is currently faster than /b/, the fastest board on Veeky Forums.

Hiroshima knows what he's doing.

Honestly if they had taken that last racks, EG would have lost.

But props to EG for adapting well

It's easy to hate winners and personalities like Sumail

t. EG hater who still recognizes their greatness and consistency

Its just members of current EG is non likeable like rtz cuck swede crit. Uni and zai is alright tho.

if EG fails to recover on this tournament, well, they'll need to change roster imo. I think they should remove kebab and take miracle from liquid

and holy shit liquid suck so much dick

>they'll need to change roster imo
what about kiev?

>taking miracle

nonnononononononono

they are probably still tilted but this is faceless who only won because kuchokeky fucked up by picking naga

>d2g assblasted about rtz
every time

What if...

>EG.SingSing

...

>taking someone ruined by amphetamine tolerance

sumail is there to stay

Rtz will be first to go, maybe he will take crit with him

If he takes crit with him, PPD will come back as a "temp" but we all know he'll stay and theres a CHANCE that Fear could come back

The likely move for RTZ would be to go to NP, if he goes alone
1 ee/rtz
2 rtz/ee
3 mss
4 aui
5 svg
coach 1437

If he goes with crit
1 ee/rtz
2 rtz/ee
3 mss
4 svg
5 crit
coach 1437
aui kicked

Or, he can go with Zai making it
1 ee/rtz
2 rtz/ee
3 Zai
4 Aui
5 svg
coach 1437

Theres always the possibility of 5role EE and 1pos Aui tho

thicc

>yuros & thirdies _STILL_ do not understand that honeypot lans literally do not matter

WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN

dude. please.

rtz is never going to play with envy again.

They should though. EG is TI winning material without rtz

>removing their best 2 players

hahahah epic br0! xD

Kick aui.
Take rtz.
Win TI

>hating ourteezy

>dota is almost dead
>navi will be remembered as the team that dominated the first half of dota
>og will be remembered as the team that dominated the last half of dota

how will americans and chink ever recover?

You miss 3. Sing there, They need an offlaner who can play offlane heroes other than beastmaster and slardar.

>best players
universe/cr1t/zai aren't kebabs my dear

>its a EG get the easiest loser bracket ever episode
I hate reruns
Sh1t doesnt deserve it

I don't care about your gay ass /pol/ memes "dear"

Sumail is what's keeping EG's shit together "dear"

Fucking clwon.

i'm a sing fanshit myself by
sing can play like... veno, timber and tide
maybe weaver and mirana, but I doubt eternal autism would let him play them

What is this meme about dota dying? I might have to kill myself if that actually happens.

A friend just gifted me Hunter of Kings set for lycan

But I barely play the guy, anyone care to give me pointers? I heard he got fucked over in the last few patches

>his teams can't compete when it matters

reminder that TI is the playoffs and championships of dota

remember that in sports, _only_ championships matter

>b-but muh regular season games

>reddit does an rtz dicksucking april fool's joke

>rtz hates reddit with a passion

what did they mean by this?

t. Syed

>20 minutes to get 10 posts

I still remember when we would get 20 posts per minute outside of esports and stickies during big events... oh well

rip dota

yup, the games dying hard

ppd was smart enough to recognize this and move on

everyone else is fighting for scraps in the dying corpse of the game

>if OG dominated the end of dota, then that means that Nolans got carried to "one of the greats" status

This hurts me

what does
>team ooga me booga
mean

...

MY TEAM SUCKS IM THE ONLY GOOD ONE I WOULD BE [x] mmr IF NOT FOR SHITTERS

Game is dead, Valve ruined it one patch at a time since 6.82b.

7.00 was the nail in the coffin of this dead game.

Still took much longer than Blizzard would've to kill it.

If you unironically play this game without being paid you need to seek medical attention

the short version of any "I WAS DOING GREAT BUT THEN SHITTERS" story that comes with an absolute lack of self-awareness because everyone says the exact same fucking story

read

>NP

>rooting for an autistic manchild with anger issues

>ti 1,2,3 dominated by NaVi
>ti 4,5,6 dominated by EG
>ti 7,8,9 dominated by OG
>ti 7,8,9 is half of 9 years

Honeylans don't count kiddo. Stay shit.

there's still plenty of money in it for the players

:thinking:

meant to quote

>

>if everyone says the same thing they cant possibly be right.

thats reddit thinking user

>og will be remembered as the team that dominated the last half of dota

you wot?

navi's run lasted 3+ years. OG hasnt even won a TI. They will be like the old Secret with zai and rtz, flash in the pan. Wait for notail to choke like he eventually will

>top played game on steam
i dunno if it's dying in the traditional sense of having lmao no players, but we are in a shitty patch at the moment
wouldn't be surprised if they released another major one removing talent trees and taking out shrines, not sure how they'll change the map up next time with all this new shit

>sing
>bamboe
>m3wk

>vrokstain
>[le mumbling Norwegian girl]

why cant he have like, gorgc and pablo as his 4/5 instead of tryhard vrokstain and literal useless mumble girl

>wait for notail to choke

Literally no game has relied on notail to win the game. If OG are at that stage in a match, they have already lost that game

na.leagueoflegends.com/en/page/first-blood-stats-behind-slaughter

>Riot literally defends this shit

didnt mean to reply to u xD

if loda can win a TI, so can notail

>d2g getting gigatriggered at OG being the team that has won most valve events

mongrelteezy doesn't hate reddit, my guy

a vagina adds viewers, his stream is a source of income, more fish more eating simple economics

I hate this meta.

I hate the current state of the game

I hate le "teamfight evry minute hahah smoke on cooldown BABY!!!" gameplay.

I hate that there's so much gold available.

I hate the "save your RETARD TEAMMATE" items

Fuck I hate this game

pls respond how do i lycan

basically
youtube.com/watch?v=jKbWrP6b3WY

Or you do the Matu build

>conveniently forgetting majors are a recent thing

>implying anyone in the future cares about anything that isnt TI

if majors has existed since TI1 navi will be the #1

farm and push
fight if you can rut at people without dying

Only TIs matter kiddo. Valve "majors" are like big LANs back in the day, we aren't counting dreamhacks and ESLs right? If you want to masturbate thinking about your boy h0neylans i suggest a place called reddit.com

>Look at these honeypots I've won
>CIS is part of the union of yuropeon cuckolds

There's only been three events that matter in DotA history
Ti4
TI5
TI6

All others were low prize pool low stakes garbage

That's why your teams fail to measure up in prize pool winnings

>Teammate Slark starts our ranked match off by feeding courier and two kills
>Proceeds to do just fine because lol april foold haha trolled
Is it worth it?

>playing this piece of shit game
>is it worth it?

You've already lost when you decided to reinstall this shit my man.

fix this hero in one sentence

>sure my team got BTFO in the playoffs but look at my regular season record

LOL prankd bro #