/tesog/ The Elder Scrolls Online General

she'd wreck your shit 1v1!

is the gear you get from the treasure map drops any good? I only ask because I have dozens and dozens of them filling up all my character inventories and I'm about to hit 160cp.

some set pieces you can sell off if rng is kind

Some zone pieces can be nice. Off the top of my head, necropotence from I think Rivenspire, withered hand from alik'r, seventh legion from bangkorai, werewolf from glenumbra, spinners from malabal tor (sharpened one hand swords sell really well), etc.

Forgot to add, akiviri dragonguard from eastmarch. Treasure maps also have the chance to contain crafting motifs from the zones they are in, like thieves guild in hews bane, and dark brotherhood from gold coast.

>it's a tanker/healer/dps player who mess everything at last boss and make you give up the dungeon and waste 30 minutes episode

If you can't solo dungeons you don't get to complain.

How many time do you take to run vet Direfrost or CoAII hm?

how many girls play this game?

I know mizzbonjovi or whatever, that girl who makes skyrim nugget rape gore porn does

2

Gina Bruno and Jessica Folsom

i have a dick

>Google Jessica Folsom
>See this

do you also have tits

ya

looking for someone to play with on NA server
played when game first came out but never made it to level cap, interested in making a fresh character with someone who has a bit more experience with the game

she's not white either

Would you?

>tfw it just hit me that "Fulsom's homestead" in the thieves guild DLC is probably named after Jessica Folsom, just spelled slightly differently
shiiiiiieeeet

she looks like this pornstar i've seen before

Ya lemme just dust off my game boy colour and I'll hop right on. What's your @name?]

@zanzilfire

i think

Does clan fear pet scale off of stamina since it does physical damage? Or magic like the rest?

Isn't it obvious?Max health

She looks like your best friend in first grade's mom.

Is there an addon that can show my buffs in the party frame?

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I want to cum inside everyone

what does jester achievement give? i have 3 recipes and couldn't get last one. should i buy it

Closest you can get is this one, I think.

esoui.com/downloads/info655-Srendarr-AuraBuffDebuffTracker.html

Tiny Bosmer waifus

I'm sorry I haven't been able to hang out with you lads but until this weekend is that I've had the chance to play and the Dark Souls III DLC got me hooked. I love you all and here's a bump

Stamsorc or Magsorc?

Magsorc for PvE. Stamsorc for PvP

getting fucked by BNC while tiny bosmer males sit cucked in the corner

> new player
> just finished a mage guild quest
> unlock eidetic memory
> realize I might not be able to 100% since some of that was in quest areas and now unobtainable

just delete my character?

Autism

you won't be able to 100% what?

No. Anything that was in a quest area will appear somewhere near it once it's complete.

He wont get the two skill points. He picked the slut.

All lorebooks found in unobtainable areas are, once you're done with it, placed right outside. I know the Mage's guild books can be obtained in several Mage's guild halls.

Just coming back to the game
Are stamina DKs good in pvp now?

They're great tanks, As for DPS i'm not sure, haven't touched mine since DB

My stam dk has black rose and some other five piece set i can't remember and he tanks like nuts. In order for me to die I have to fuck up my rotation. That being said if my target is tanky or has good sustain I probably won't be killing them unless I can do a perfect dragon leap and slam while he has some of his health missing.

This is what I experience with my DK, tbqh I haven't tried to go all out with dps with this one.

oh i remember what i have now, 2 piece malubeth and 3 piece agility

Which sets do you use for Sorcerer DD and Heal?

5 piece julianos 5 piece mothers sorrow, all gold except the jewelry : )

i don't heal

Don't want to be nitpicky, but are any direct dungeon looted sets useful for combining DD and heal too?

>BNC
Bosmer waifus are made for the BAC(Big Altmer cock)

Same guy. I checked the set bonuses for Juliaos and Mother Sorrow and they are all regular stat bonuses? Aren't unique effect sets better for every case? I'm at cp190 by the way.

Not every case, I am not sure if except for some sets with those unique effects are sought after at all.

I hit like a truck with that set up.

>Emeric got pulled in Vaermina's dream
>Jorunn got poisoned by people hired by his own brother
>Ayrenn got BARBED

>Ayrenn got BARBED
Ayrenn is a pure virgin.

Is this mothafuckah for real?

Just messing with you. The heal is, since it's percentage based, based on max health, but the strength of it's physical attacs are based on max magicka and spell power because Wrobel.

Spinner and Julianos for DD, Spell Power Cure and Necropotence for healing.

>Using proc sets

Picked up a worms rainment resto staff out of vom. If the proposed elimination of skill cost reduction from the champ system goes into effect, how likely would these older sets be to come back into use? Five piece is that it reduces magicka costs for you and your group by 5%, for those who don't want to Google.

>tfw i will never have a qt bosmer slut as my slave
;_;

They don't bathe.

You can make them do

They'll cut your dick off while you sleep, Bobbitt style.

>not chaining them or putting them into a cage
rookie mistake

They are natural born thieves and rapscallions. They'd pick the lock no sooner than you turn your back.

Just find yourself an orc waifu.

Id weld the locks shut, bathe her daily, put a cage over her mouth at night.
Literally no flaws in my bosmer slut plan

slut

Alright, these alliances are shit. Here's how I'd do them.

>Daggerfall Covenant:
Breton and Redguard held together by a trade and mutual defense treaty with some shifty Orc mercenaries. The overall zone missions should be dealing with the the remnants of Rancers rebellion (which some are) and the fucking Orcs. Wrothgar should have been the final zone. The storyline should start with the Covenant sending a peace delegation to the Orc clans and giving up Orsinium only for the Orcs to turn on them at a vital point. As it is, the orcs can't fucking stop bragging about their plans to backstab the Bretons and Redguard and are even mass publishing literature on how they plan on doing it, like fucking retards. Even the Valenwood Orcs are a bunch of backstabbing shits. The final missions in Wrothgar should be burning down Orsinium and scattering them to the north. This makes sense in a historical view as by the time of Daggerfall (tes2), they realized how bad they fucked up and had to use a dragonbreak to fix it so they could join the rest of civilization as even Tiber Septim realized what a bunch of historically backstabbing cunts they were and tried to exterminate them.

>The Ebonheart Pact
Believe it or not, this makes sense..to a degree. This alliance was formed under duress of a foreign invader attempting to wipe out their cultures. Of course they'd team up to push them back to the sea, but it ends too happily. The story progression for Pact zones should be the cracking and collapse of the alliance as old hates come to surface and as long as the Tribunal is a thing, the Dunmer aren't going to learn their lesson. It should end with Morrowind withdrawing from the Pact and the Argonians attempting a disastrous war that ends with their mass enslavement again while the Nord go back to their raiding ways. This group should never have entered Cyrodil outside of a small expeditionary force and at best, act as mercenary troops to the other alliances

>The Aldmeri Dominion
Ayrenn aside, this is just a mess. The Bosmer and Khajiit hate each other almost as much as the Argonian and Dunmer do and Reapers March is a testament to it. The storyline here should have been Ayrenn desperately trying to found an alliance and failing with her last attempt sparking a clusterfuck of a battle in Khenarthi's roost after the death of the Silvenar/Green Lady by the Maormer with the Khajiit trying to push them both off the island, this would end with a situation where She could ally with one but not the other and the Camoran throne is frothing at the mouth to go to war with Pyandonea over the assassination. Eventually she's forced to return home because the isles are nearly in a full blown civil war because they don't want any of this shit.

>Cyrodiil
There should never have been a 3 banners war. Instead, you should be offered the chance to sign up with one of several competing Cyrodillic nobles (including the Tharns) trying to regain control of the region after the soulburst. It would play out more or less the same except it's the full Cyrodil map and with several pre-established noble houses centered around the major cities which which they expand from.

You are right but you are looking at this wrong. ESO isn't a lore continuation/prequel, it's a cash grab. At the point of time these alliances are active, all conflicts in between their own factions has been solved, because the developers needed it to be that way.

I know it sucks.

>ESO isn't a lore continuation/prequel, it's a cash grab

This. ESO lore is a meme, sometimes is boring, sometimes is funny, but isn't real. Don't take so serious.

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Oh I know, I still think it would have been fascinating to play through the collapse of a faction. Watching Ayrenn become more and more jaded as her every attempt at bringing peace sparks yet another battle until the very end when she finally announces that all non-altmer without trade liscences are to be forcibly removed from Auridon and just closes her borders.

Or having to lead Emeric and the knights of the flame to safety as he escapes Wayrest castle and across the sea to Sentinel as the Orc surprise attack breaks the fortifications while his wife Maraya and Casimir prepares the forces from Daggerfall to march, for him and Fahara'jad to bro it up on the war march through Bangkorai and both forces to meet in Wrothgar for the final push on Orsinium.

Or you know, hang out with King Johrunn and watch him get shitfaced and write a song about the time he farted on that dunmer ambassador.

All lore is just a fanciful imagination. =^)

It's probably the cpu that's causing you frame rate problems, not gpu. Keeping in mind modern Windows has a tendency to park most of your cores for no fucking good reason causing slowdowns and lag.

>just googled up core parking
>check my cores
>7 out of 8 of my cores are parked
>the game is running in the background
Motherfucker! What the fuck did I pay for?

ZOS did with the lore exactly what Beth has always done. it's real and it's canon. suck it up. welcome to the TES Fan Club.

still, you, i like

>Que for my last pledge
>Randomly stumble into a group with one of the three online members of the tesog eu guild

Is there some kind of que feature that priorities friends and guild members?

Threadly REMINDER that thick Speaker thighs save breton cutie lives

you paid for what all good goyim pay for in these days of our lord, YHVH

the opportunity to fix our hardware and software after you pay a premium for it :/\)

>Alright, these alliances are shit

Yeah no shit especially the Ebonheart Pact. Saying the Dunmer gave up slavery to appease Black Marsh is fucking stupid. EP is supposed to be an alliance of desperation not a political maneuver. The Dunmer didn't even give up slavery when the Empire came knocking and we're supposed to believe the Tribunal kowtow'd to a nonexistence Argonian government? Please. Vivec would literally rather give the Brass God away than give up slavery.

TESO's lore is written by people who don't bother to actually sit down and think about what the fuck they're writing. Characterizing slavery as a random act of clubbing beastfolk on the heads to sell them is retarded. Morrowind has a slave economy and saltrice plantation owners sure as fuck don't want random lizardfolk that might be a fucking Shadowscale for all they know. Not to mention that clubbing other peoples' escaped slaves and selling them is theft of property.

I want to smack the shit out of whoever wrote the EP lore.

>but isn't real
No shit Sherlock, it's a videogame.

>considering buying both jester recipes for the title
>on ps4 so prices are retarded because the ui for guild stores was made by someone who never heard of a search engine before

Is it really going to be worth the 40, maybe 30k if I jew someone, for both of them once I find someone in chat who'll sell me both?

All lore is real

I love you guys. You're making me emotional.

which PS4 mega server? Pretty sure the NA guild has the Jewels of Misrule in the bank still, and I've already found both so all extras will be going in there as well.

>implying altmer don't have the smallest dicks of any race

>joining a guild and then first thing grabbing 40k worth of recipes
That sounds like a real prick thing to do

I'll think about it

>t.Jelaous Nord
Altmer are the tallest race, therefore have the biggest dick.

That's why it's in there user, as the one who put it there you have my permission to grab it.

Altmer are lanky numales and even bosmer are more physically capable. Also Nords and Altmer have the same max height