What's going on with him lately?

watching 40 dudes dip their dicks in bowls of cheerios. literal cereal cuck

crash course philosophy > * > crash coarse literature

i literally cant stand his pronounciation - he overemphasizes the last word of a sentence which makes him unbearable

Preach.

>She stayed still. I could feel her nervous breath. For minutes, for as long as it took the Bradys to steal the key and unlock themselves from the ghost-town jail, she lay there, stock-still with my penis in her mouth, and I sat there, waiting.
>And then she took it out of her mouth and looked up at me quizzically.
>“Should I do sometheeng?”
>“Um. I don’t know,” I said. Everything I’d learned from watching porn with Alaska suddenly exited my brain. I thought maybe she should move her head up and down, but wouldn’t that choke her? So I just stayed quiet.
>“Should I, like, bite?”
>“Don’t bite! I mean, I don’t think. I think—I mean, that felt good. That was nice. I don’t know if there’s something else.”
>“I mean, you deedn’t—”
>“Um. Maybe we should ask Alaska.”
>So we went to her room and asked Alaska. She laughed and laughed. Sitting on her bed, she laughed until she cried. She walked into the bathroom, returned with a tube of toothpaste, and showed us. In detail. Never have I so wanted to be Crest Complete.
>Lara and I went back to her room, where she did exactly what Alaska told her to do, and I did exactly what Alaska said I would do, which was die a hundred little ecstatic deaths, my fists clenched, my body shaking. It was my first orgasm with a girl, and afterward, I was embarrassed and nervous, and so, clearly, was Lara, who finally broke the silence by asking, “So, want to do some homework?”

>Never have I so wanted to be Crest Complete
This can't be real

Too true senpai.

Holy fuck I thought this was Edward Snowden at first

epic

I actually don't mind his crash course history stuff, it's extremely biased but i only think that is a bad thing if you don't know what he's talking about already and are using him as a primary source, otherwise it's a different perspective that is really rudimentary presented in a pretty easily consumed package

le mongols XD

Is this fucking real? It sounds fake but i want it to be real so badly

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Looking_for_Alaska#Controversy

So your telling me thus quote is real? And this book won awards? And is being recomended at schools for honors students? Its not like im conservative or anything this is just pathetic shit, god i know someone who read these... That explains alot, yeah im not a nazi but i wouldnt mind this guy getting curbed stomped by one, hell wouldnt that be ironic with that sticker on his computer, yeah that would be more artistic than this shit

> i only think that is a bad thing if you don't know what he's talking about already and are using him as a primary source
Pretty much this. If you've already got a decent enough grasp on world history and you know his stances on things, it's pretty easy to sort out the actual facts and points from the "propaganda." From the perspective of an AP highschool level understanding of history, I'd say his series is net helpful, but when he drops the ball he REALLY drops the ball. Case in point being his Alexander the Great episode and his almost comical misunderstanding of the usage of the term "Dark Ages."

Overall I'd say the ethos of his series is pretty admirable, but he doesn't execute it very well. It'd be hard, but I'd honestly really like to see someone to try and tackle world history by looking at every area on a scale of "time" rather than ethnic group and "era," i.e. talking about the Olmecs and Warring States of China at the same time as the Persians and Greeks.

>falling for obvious bait.
You're the redditer and you ousted yourself.

>i only think that is a bad thing if you don't know what he's talking about already and are using him as a primary source
you literally just described his audience, tho
normies actually think this guy is an intellectual God

He's planning on coming out as a National Socialist

>he overemphasizes the last word of a sentence
Just like your typical youtuber nowadays.

>he thinks this shitty board is even capable of understanding ironic humour let alone using it
lmaoin@ur stupidity

Don't worry, user. Bad literature is offensive regardless of political ideology. I find it horrifying that high schoolers read this rather than Toni Morrison, Thomas Pynchon, or any other good authors.

He probably found his wife sleeping with someone else again
I like that one vid where he talks about his life and he says that she refused to date him until his garbage book made him rich.

lol I though this was a snowden thread. op please dont kill your self and continue your cuckold existence of listening to a horrible teen writer spoon feeding you history while making john oliver teir jokes