Not having a qt to drive around with in your shitbox, what's your excuse Veeky Forums?

I've done this and it's much more enjoyable doing it alone

I've never met anyone who I liked enough to pursue. I've seen beautiful women, sure. And some more plain ones that I crushed on at first before learning more about them. But none of them gave me that kind of feeling like I'd do anything for them, or want to be around them constantly. And I think that's necessary. I'm not gonna put the effort in to fuck around with people I know I'm not gonna stay with.

But now, imageboard culture has convinced me that showing any weakness or emotion, doing things to gain a female's love, buying gifts, all of it is beta cuck shit, and all modern women are succubi who don't care about you at all and are actually capable of faking a caring relationship for up to 10 years. So even if I do meet the perfect girl, I won't be able to show my appreciation to her, and there will always be the lingering fear in the back of my mind that she's fucking other guys or lying to me and using me, because all women are manipulative whores.

I'm gonna die alone and I've all but come to terms with it. I'm waiting for waifu robots who are programmed to be loyal and care about you. It doesn't have to be true AI, a reasonable facsimile of a caring partner would suffice. With soft hair I can run my fingers through, and eyes that can simulate looking deep into my soul as we fall asleep together.

My fuckbuddy found an actual boyfriend and it wasn't me.
Don't wanna open up to women anymore.

>deeming it necessary to brag about your cumdumpster on a noodle board
literally how insecure are you OP?

this lads

I never learned to socialize with women so I can barely interact with them as it is. I probably need a gf though because all my friends suck ass and most of if the time I'm not wageslaving I'm on this shitty website.

Because racers don't need girlfriends

Fuck dude. My gf was a qt3.14 and totally vibed with my car in terms of aesthetic. Then college happened and now she's some super leftist, boxy clothing, not shaving, chick. Like I love her but shit it's impossible to go cruising now.

>I've never met anyone who I liked enough to pursue.
>I'm not gonna put the effort in to fuck around with people I know I'm not gonna stay with.

I get this so much. It sucks, though, because I want to get laid, but I just don't see the long-term benefit aside from the thought of looking back in 10-20 years and wishing I had done it.

stop being a degenerate loser and grow up

Lel, I'm not sure I want to. I tried having a gf, but it was more stressful than rewarding. Hard to see the light on that one beyond just wanting my dick wet.

>I'm gonna die alone and I've all but come to terms with it. I'm waiting for waifu robots who are programmed to be loyal and care about you. It doesn't have to be true AI, a reasonable facsimile of a caring partner would suffice. With soft hair I can run my fingers through, and eyes that can simulate looking deep into my soul as we fall asleep together.

I thought i was the only one.

why does it feel like I wrote this???

Never learned to socialize with girls. Did nothing but play video games and read books in middle school and high school. Now I do nothing but work and university studies. I work 2 jobs, not including online work. When the internship ends, I have another job that I am going back to. I do nothing but "work" in any sense.

So that's why. No reason I couldn't go out and get a girlfriend, but also no reason to try. Have no motivation to do it and would rather spend time programming, traveling, driving, or working on shitboxes.

This.

the pic obvsly isnt the OP's dont b rude

>No reason I couldn't go out and get a girlfriend, but also no reason to try. Have no motivation to do it and would rather spend time programming, traveling, driving, or working on shitboxes.

What's up with the german number plates?

Does the concept of a boyfriend/girlfriend relationship even exist anymore? It seems like everyone just sleeps around. Before I stopped using social media, there were multiple pairs of people that were so obviously together but never made any mention of it. They portray it more like a friendship but they do things as a couple. I assume this is just the new norm so people can "cheat" without feeling guilty about it? They don't seem very devoted to a single person.

there are relationships but it seems more rare than it used to be I think

in my experience most people are just sluts and want to fuck until they want marriage or get kids

often it continues past that tho

modern society is just disgusting so I only go for 2d now

>are there any true gentleman left?

I can't seem to want a girlfriend. I like the idea of it, but I haven't found someone that I want to be my girlfriend nor do I really care to put effort towards that. I'd rather hang out with the bros, get drunk, work on my car, and play videogames.

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slut detected

Im far from a gentleman anyway and dont even have an interest in relationships

I never learned how to socialize with women. In middleschool there was one girl in my class. I went to an all-guys highschool. In college I only made out with chicks while dancing or at dark bars. I've never had a relationship.

I honestly just don't have any experience so I don't know where to start. I treat them like sex objects because that's all I know, but I hate the notion of hookup culture so I never actually treat them like sex objects. It's fucked up.

Because it's not worth the heartbreak, the instability, the stress, or the financial drain

t. level 25 handholdless, hugless, kissless gandalf apprentice

>what's your excuse Veeky Forums?

Could this be the most on-topic thread on Veeky Forums?

>have friendship with bros
>have emotional support from family

Only thing I'm missing is intimacy, but that's mostly handled by porn.

this

while sex feels nice, the 10 second orgasm is the same as if you just used your hand, but comes with all the headache of everything else attached to the vagina

>t. level 25 handholdless, hugless, kissless gandalf apprentice
In the same boat. I wonder if it's too late to prevent wizardry or if I should just off myself.

Post more anime girls in cars please

never stop believing user

I'd been a virgin till the age of 22, eventually found a girl without even trying

just b urself xoxo

Because women just annoy me.
>actually start going out on weekends with friends
>talk with women
>they're always super shallow
>mfw everyday "2d>3d" becomes less and less ironic.
I'm still waiting for a 3DPD to change my mind though.

It's fucking easy, Man and this goes for everybody else ITT too. First thing you do is pull yourself the fuck together as well as your mental capacity can handle then you look at yourself fucking objectively and accept how attractive you are. No rationalizing yourself up points no depressing yourself down points. Then you go after some girls who are one or two (if you're 7-9) points LOWER than you. Chances are if you think about it you know some of these girls and they've signaled to you that they're interested but you've ignored it for whatever reasons usually too high standards, too low confidence or first one then the other.

Don't worry about whether you like her or not that shit is unimportant in fact it's best if you don't like her because you'll just be using her. She's going to be much more tolerant of you saying dumb shit that hot girls would walk right the fuck away from, she's going to give you confidence in talking to other girls because you'll get comfortable with the female way of thinking, she'll teach you how to fuck which is much different from jerking off and finally she'll serve her ultimate purpose of giving other girls somebody to take you away from.

I used to do advice threads about this shit on /b/ but they've become basically a gateway to /r9k/ but I feel like Veeky Forums has some potential still. Veeky Forumstists should theoretically be able to look at problems rationally and understand trading up even when you might be emotionally attached to a shitbox.

I enjoy being alone.

I had a friend say something similar and that actually sounds like solid advice, thanks user.

Deep girls mean deep problems. Just grab a christian gal

Amen!

I came to the realization that the fleeting good times with women aren't worth the rest of the shit. Looking back at all of the serious relationships in my life I can pick out a few good times. I look back on them fondly until I realize that out of 2 years or whatever wasted my brain only deemed 2 or 3 moments out of millions to be good enough to actually commit to long term memory.

I'm 26 and I've got pretty much unparalleled independence for someone my age. I'm my own boss, I own 2 houses, and I have a few decent shitboxes. I haven't had a romantic relationship of any kind in 3 years. When you're so used to only answering to yourself how do you surrender that freedom for a hole?

About a year ago I thought I might want to try it again, but after a month the bitch went crazy because we didn't see each other enough and I spent too much time at work and never texted to let her know I'd be late at the office. I've pretty much never had to answer to anyone so I don't see the point in it. I was just like why the fuck do people strap themselves to each other again? Dropped her hard and I think back to that situation every time I think I might be romantically unfulfilled.

My excuse is that I have a chunky wife

Put that bitch on a diet

>only actual relationship was with a shy/spergy polish girl who was super cute and traditional
>went to different schools and never saw or heard from her again

>finally she'll serve her ultimate purpose of giving other girls somebody to take you away from
This is so true it's unreal. I'd go through hot and cold streaks. I'd get a girlfriend and then suddenly 2 or 3 others would start trying to move in. It was like none of them ever actually gave a fuck about me and only wanted to fuck me to spit in my girlfriend's face or boost their own ego or some other vapid female shit.

It's another reason why I don't date anymore. I can never trust a woman's motivations.

Sure you can, you already pretty much understand them all you gotta do to avoid the cold streaks is push up your resistance to hotness and keep them ugly chicks on the back burner. Girls literally have no idea how hot they or other girls are other than how hard dudes come after them and the hotter they are the more confused and frustrated they'll be by a guy still fucking around with some fat bitch and the harder they'll try to get him to drop her.

The #1 problem is not comfortable with women. The second biggest issue is becoming too transfixed with the image of what you think women are like without adjusting that image with meaningful real life experiences due to #1.

The solution is to actually engage with women while keeping in mind not to lose your shit. The rapists, wife-beaters, lifetime misogynists and murderers are the guys who lose track of this and go off the deep end being consumed with what men, women and relationships are SUPPOSED to be like without stopping to take reality into consideration. People are just people and they fuck up and get fucked up all the time. There is no huge mass universal conspiracy.

Make some female friends

Man I hate this psychological bullshit. I don't want to fuck a girl I'm not really attracted to just to get a better girl. I hate the feeling of being in a relationship that I feel (or know) isn't going to last. Feels pointless.

Problem is that lots of guys are so messed up they can't even see those signals and/or send out "do not approach" signals as a self defense mechanism. Girls do this too but they get very different results because of the not-that difference between girls and dudes. When magnified by society it becomes that different.

Then stop feeling and start thinking. You're a man, act like it. Is the car you're driving right now your dream car? Fuck no but it still serves a purpose.

3d women a shit

Your mom lives with her parents (your grandparents) and she wants the D?

I read it that way the first time too like lolwtf

fucking kek

>send out "do not approach" signals as a self defense mechanism
I think this is me, except I'm not even aware I'm doing it. Also I'm pretty blind to other people's signals.
I've gotten comfortable hanging out with girls who are mutual friends I'm familiar with, and I don't purposely flirt or make moves. But when I meet new girls I tense up and I avoid chatting with them because I don't want to seem like I'm hitting on them.
I need to figure out how to lighten up a little. Fucking self consciousness.

In my experience having a girlfriend is like having a pet tiger. You have to put in a ton of work and effort for something that seems cool, but is ultimately just an incomprehensible, unnecessary pain in the ass. And women offer less value to men now than they have at pretty much any point in history.

My life is pretty good, pretty simple, and pretty low effort. Why in the fuck would I complicate my life tenfold to make it 5% better?

Yeah see I really gotta disagree with that other user's advice about having female friends, I mean, I'm sure it's fine for him because he's at a point where he CAN recognize girls' signals and he has the confidence and/or reputation that his female "friends" still see him as a man. If you're not at that point then all you're doing by having "female friends" is constantly reinforcing friend-zone behaviors on both sides.

Something that's very very important to understand is that it's perfectly natural for male-female relationships to have a sexual element and adult women are not going to be offended by mild swings at their pussies as long as you don't come off as threatening. They're used to it especially if they're hot and even if they're not they'll still be flattered by it. If a girl acts disgusted by you making a little pass at her then fuck her she's disrespecting your manhood. Younger girls are much worse to act that way though and it's also as a defense mechanism. Thing is that girls do it for years and then eventually the right guy comes along soaks her despite it and she starts responding differently. On the other hand, a guy has it done TO him for years and he starts thinking that's the natural way for girls to act. It's not.

You ain't gonna live forever, user.

>17290641
That's the only thing that gets me out of bed every day.

>truck is 85% rust
>lifted
>village bicycle next to it

So how would my cosmically insignificant existence be significantly improved by allowing a woman to hitch her wagon to mine?

>make some female friends
Women are shit-tier friends, tho. You just wind up subjecting yourself to all of the bullshit of having a gf with none of the rewards.

This post is 100% accurate

Wow, you guys are worse than Veeky Forums. Didn't think it was possible lol

It's really not that complicated. You have to stop seeing every girl as a potential mate. It's hard because as a virgin or someone who hasn't gotten laid recently EVERY of-age female seems like a potential hole with which to polish your knob in.

>>Something that's very very important to understand is that it's perfectly natural for male-female relationships to have a sexual element and adult women are not going to be offended by mild swings at their pussies as long as you don't come off as threatening. They're used to it especially if they're hot and even if they're not they'll still be flattered by it.

See this shit? This is exactly what I mean. This is something that this dude ACTUALLY BELIEVES. It's not that adult women are not offended by "mild swings at their pussies" - it's that they HAVE TO get used to it and numb themselves to it or they'd go insane. You can go ahead and believe this shit if you want - men who are at least mildly attractive in some shape or form will still be able to get away with thinking like this while still getting some women, but then there will be a day when they royally fuck up and wonder why all of a sudden everyone thinks that they're sexist or fucked up somehow.

I mean what the fuck are you even talking about with the "see him as a man" and "friend zone"? There is no "friend zone" because the whole point is that you're NOT actively trying to fuck or play some kind of angle or PUA or white knighting BS - they're literally just friends. You're not going to understand women or recognize signals or whatever if you can't even treat a female as a regular human being so maybe try backing off of the "This is what a man should be like" and "that's how to be viewed as a MAN by a woman..." stuff.

I am borderline autistic and prefer the company of my machines.

this

Autismo edgelord gif post.

Wanting a fuckbuddy as a gf? Are you an idiot?
If you have friends u can have a gf.
It's harder to make friends than finding a gf.

Girls accept assholes and pricks, friends don't.

I do have a girlfriend.
Too bad I she can't pose in front of my shitbox because [spoiler]she's a tulpa[/spoiler]

that is a surprisingly respectful stance towards women that I did not expect to see on Veeky Forums honestly, but dude I'm telling you right now, not saying this as a white knight fedora wearer just stating a fact, men who treat women like that pull way more. Waaaay more. I have a good amount of friends who claim literally that, that women and men can NEVER be friends and etc.

And, seriously, there's no sort of guaranteed divine female retribution like what you're talking about that happens. I have never seen it happen or even heard of it happening, nor would I ever expect it to. If one girl calls them out on it they just move on to another. The female community does not band together as an entity to banish him lol.

I'm not saying that in a jealous or spiteful way, I'm just letting you know that that's just the truth.

The reason I'm more neutral on it is because I get a lot more out of my relationship when I date women who I like talking to and having fun with while also finding them cute. I like developing really trusting relationships so we can get into stuff that other couples might not be comfortable with. And those guys aren't really hurting anyone, it's not really abusive at all from what I've seen. It's pretty consensual. In fact it's REALLY consensual. Like I said those guys pull a lot.

But anyway my point is women definitely like being treated like that and guys like that attract a lot more girls. And honestly especially the women that speak out about that as a negative thing are the ones most attracted to that type of personality LOL. It's the same thing with liberal minority girls and white guys. Holy fuck I know this sjw "lesbian" Asian girl who has said the phrase "I kinda hate men" that is constantly preaching progressive political opinions, and she has completely fallen for/is dating the most stereotypically attractive white guy ever. It's like, man you are really taking down the white oppressor lol.

> schwarzmatt gerollter hipster volvo
> dachgepäckträger fürs surfen/campen/müll transportieren
> abgemagerte cracknuttenalte
> die fucking orangene sandalen trägt

wie sehr will ich nichts mit deiner kirschgeruch dampfenden, bärtigen, stinkenden, übergewichtigen existenz und ihrer ebenso verlotterten t4 liebhaberfreunden zu tun haben

ich wette ihr habt in dem auto schon so einige dreier mit eurer französischen bulldogge gehabt

The mormon christian girls I meet are weird. Like literally autistic.

Stop going after women everyone finds attractive. They are shallow because they never need to think about anything and everything is taken care of for them.

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Veeky Forums is full of some trashy pieces of shit

not even surprised

not german, just a german numberplate on the car because hipster

I'm more concerned with whatever she's got on her foot...

Also, never saw a car with a 'Lambda sond' badge before. huh.

No shitbox

>remaining pure and not toying with people's emotions just to get some puss
>degenerate
Quite the opposite in fact

Fuck dude literally the most perfect one I've ever met was polish but she's already taken. What is up with eastern Europe?

need to transcend beyond wanting to get laid

thats not a pure thought

Was she fresh off the boat? If not, she doesn't have to do much with Eastern Europe other than her physical looks, which are good because of no miscegenation.

A man can only have female friends if he already has a girl to fuck, or the female is vomit-inducingly ugly. Otherwise, everyone is a sex target. It's biology.

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