/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Leaked Boxart Edition

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Bulletin;
-Dynasty Warriors 9 confirmed, Zhou Cang is playable, Shu officer.
-DW9 will be open world. We may or may not get a lot of newcomers. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-Warriors Orochi may or may not be phased out.
-Berserk Musou is out.
-Fire Emblem Musou confirmed, Chrom is playable. [Literally who?]
-Fate Extella: The Umbral Star is out.
-Sanadamaru confirmed for localization, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
-Toukiden II is out.
-Musou Stars is out. [JP Only]
-Managing Director for DW9 announced that 'Lu Lingqi Muzan' is now Canon.
-Reminder to Remind people that we exist.
-As long as no one is being autistic, feel free to discuss anything you think belongs to the general.

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Oh my

Yo, I just had a good idea for a game.

Alright, so, I call it "Kissing Lu Lingqi." It's pretty simple. All you have to do is pretend I'm Lu Lingqi and kiss me on the lips.

Anybody wanna play?

Reminder that Lu Lingqi is secretly evil.

Best dadudu from the best kingdom, Koei finally got some good taste.

Only good Shu

>Adults only
I see the blood spitting and the Lingqi after Xiapi storyline has been added into the game

>adults only
Are there scenes of extreme hand holding, cuddling and Eskimo kisses?

>Dear KT: Everyone here loves Shu! Especially Guan Yu. They're really excited for Zhou Cang, so I suggest adding even more Guan Yu fanservice!

>Can't even afford shorts
>Has to go out in battle literally in underwear
Sure.

How about we reenact what happened after Xiapi?

>best tits in BASARA are not even a girl's
Wew lad

Why is she so boring to play?

A dead Shu?

Liu Bei?
More like
Liu GAY

L M A O

pic related.

Come on you fuckers, they literally give REE Gay to you.

Because she Shu

>Reenactment with /eagg/ anons
>A fat user dressed up as Lingqi
>20 other fat guys dressed as peons
Wew lad

>Slut who showing her panties to every peon

So this is the best Shu can offer?

reminder that Lu Lingqi is secretly adorable :3

How come there are no mods for any Warriors games on PC that isn't a trainer tool? Are the files too annoying to fuck with?

Who cares about the used goods on the left when you have dreamy Gongtai~ right there

it's literally ripped straight from the console, so all the files are a proprietary format that only Koei-Tecmo knows how to extract and use, otherwise I'd be ripping out wallpaper files all day to put on my desktop

If you're cute like Lingqi, if you're a tomboy like Lingqi, if you're toned like Lingqi, if you're sweet like Lingqi and if you're a girl like Lingqi, sure I'd play

Yeah very mod unfriendly game

But I think i seen nude mods back in 2014, but i may be wrong

>mfw my dad decides to take advice from a magical obnoxious douchebag with a goatee
>mfw magical goatee laden fairy gives near perfect tactical advice
>mfw my dad decides to not listen to him at all
>mfw my dad instead listens to my mom
>mfw mom is an idiot
>mfw everyone hates us
>mfw two warlords that hate each other ally together just to kill us
>mfw Dad breaks down the walls of the castle
>mfw he runs into the enemy base camp
>mfw he gets captured by 10 peasents
>mfw he doesn't take Cao Cao's recruitment offer
>mfw magical goatee strategist demands that he gets executed
>mfw dad fights with the executioner even though he had the chance to not be executed
>mfw uncle Liao is the only one in the family that isn't retarded

it's no secret

Is it sad I'd pay for that to happen? Not to watch or participate in, but just to have the event forever in the annals of /eagg/.

>Warriors Orochi may or may not be phased out.

Any info on that?

>tfw Xiapi

>secretly
That's not a secret, it's the one truth of the universe.

I just remembered one important thing with the >three kingdoms 2010 in DW9
and it's the small thing that
>Liu Bei destroys Liu Shan's brains at Chang Ban right in front of everyone
>and as a bonus, everyone praises Liu Bei's Benevolenceā„¢ on the spot
>also, Liu Shan coughs up blood after being thrown

Spring and Autumn period/Warring States Period work for a Warriors-type game?

I don't know much about it aside from that Sun Tzu was in it. Though, I fear he would get depicted as a young fuckboi Zhuge Liang.

Enough is enough. It's time to shut your fucking mouths, this time for good.

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10/10 ost, anyone have a download link?

>Xiapi... Home... at least it was 'till father fucked everythang up...

>Zhang "Sweet" Liao
>Hou "Big Smoke" Cheng
>Song "Ryder" Xian
fund it

>Zhang "Sweet" Liao
Doesn't make sense when you include the other two, make it a full trio of Wei, Song and Hou.

Grand Theft Wooden Ox: Xiapi

Is this that Dynasty Warriors spinoff called Lingqi the Hedgehog?

>Zhang Liao will never get his own game, like Spirit of Sanada

>The one person who might actually get it, is Zhao Yun

Kill me...

Sweet is the only person out of those three that doesn't betray you.

Same with Zhang Liao.

Is Chen Gong the smartest man in the world, except no one listens to him?

What a shitty life

Cao Cao loved his advice, but his methods were too brutal for Chen Gong to go along with. Lu Bu took his advice a lot too, except he decided to ignore him at the worst possible times. That's as far as the novel stories go, anyway.

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Why is he so perfect?

His hat is silly and makes him look silly. I can't take him seriously with that hat.

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>No Zhang Liao pics with Linqi or Diao Chan
Aw

Post webms/pics of people spitting blood.

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So what is /eagg/'s opinion on the Nanman? Despite everything in the DW games, they come off the most out of place.

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Zhurong is cute

Dream of the Fisherman's Damiyo...

Now I want to see an octopus sucking somebody off irl

Whenever i cringe from Koei character design, i alway remember Basara games, and think Yeah Koei is not so bad after all

This is a SenBas general now

Whenever I see the newer shitty designs like Nobuyuki and Sakon, I just need to remember Koei's same face, same body, same everything designs for DW and remember that yeah, it could be worse.

Go away.

Make me. Talk shit get hit, gai boi. SB fans never start shit until provoked. You only shit talk these games because it's not your chinese historical wank, without even playing them, like anything else that gets talked in this general that is not ROTK 2010 or the ROTK/Nobunaga strategy games.

>SB fans
AHAHAHAHA

Yes, all the three of them in here. Surprise, somebody might enjoy both Koei and Basara.

I did surprised indeed, since basara games are so fucking trash

bit of an unfortunallity, but I kinda need the sauce...

>the only interaction the Nanman has with the main characters is with Shu, once and only once
sinmply epic

I'll believe you when you actually get a hold on one of them, shitposter kun.

Post more cats

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I'll let you go for now

DONT THINK YOU'VE WON

the Shimazu would be proud.

Do I count, since I played Devil Kings?

Good kots

Yeah. I am a BASARA fan and I think SB1/DK is kinda bad.

Dogs > cants

I SHALL RETURN. REMEMBER THAT.

>always talk to the named generics in the camp before a stage starts
>never talk to the peasants or actual characters

I disagree.

There was no need for MY strategy.

Friendly reminder that Nobunaga can beat the entire DW cast single-handedly.

>>never talk to the peasants
missing out pham

One of these days I'll get around to mspainting a generic's outift onto wojak and have that as the filename.

For yours is the first head I shall seek!

Are you lost?
You poor little thing.

Yeah ok taunt Cao Cao more ya god damn savage

I find it funny when I'm playing Ding Feng or Lu Bu and I get that line. It's like the generic officer thinks I'm one of the loli sisters. That or he has balls made of Adamantium.

How is he so perfect /eagg/?

>uses guns against horse
wow.....truly lives up 2 the name......demon king...

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Or maybe he has an adamantium hard on for them

What does /eagg/ think of Strikeforce?

Shit

The first game was quite fun for its time. It felt like their first try at a monster hunter type game using the DW license.

I recommend Toukiden 2 though if you want a good Koei styled jrpg/action/monhunt game. It's not as flashy as Strikeforce though. I miss the transformations.

not a whole lot

I want to stick my hand in Lingqi's sheets so I can hold her tightly as we snuggle in bed together

That's nice of you, maybe she'll recover from Xiapi that way

Is anyone playing Unleashed? What the hell do I do with all these jade coins?

recruit more 1 star officers to train Lu Lingqi

I wouldn't recommend to touch Lingqi, after Xiapi

One of the few games that can satisfy my desires for wuxia in games. Only wish the sequel got the port treatment.