What kind of car will get me a girlfriend with tits as big as pic related?

Mercedes S600 Pullman

A nigger?

To kidnap her?

Way to think outside the box user.

>MacGuyver theme plays
>Trained Jamal retrieves fat fits
>Sit back, eat hot dog, watch while he does what he does best.

>Not owning a new 10th gen 2016-2017 civic and having a smooth skinned trap to cuddle on.

And if you want tits just get your trap to get implants.

Just make sure it's a new post-op Si.

a mid size muscle car that looks used but not to much, just rough and tough and beastly.

A big luxury barge because when she hits 30 she's gonna grow into those bags and sporty bolsters won't be comfortable for her fat ass

Underrated. Chloroform is the gentleman's choice. The rascal is just patrician.

5th gen mustang

The car and girls; a treatise on autism and dating for posterity

Regarding ‘getting girls’ with a car alone, with exception to specific sorts (i.e. gold diggers, girls with daddy issues, car grrrls, etc.) give up. Your oneitis isn’t going to be impressed by a leased new Audi A3 or your clapped out ‘drift spec’ Nissan 240SX. In dating, the ride home is round where you only stand to lose points.

To get this out of the way, a Ferrari or Lamborghini whatever will easily pull a gold digger. A brand new Audi A3 or BMW 3 Series might do the same, but as soon as she figures out it’s a base model she’s gone. Just get Veeky Forums and use Tinder for an easy screw, or get an escort. It’s cheaper and there’s less effort involved. If she has daddy issues drive an old whatever her father drove, or a cuck truck. Trucks are like SUVs for men but this can work since chicks like SUVs because they think they’re safer in a crash or some shit. If she’s a ‘car grrrl’ and goes to hardparks, drives a riced out 90s Honda Civic hatch, vapes, etc. just import a manual Nissan R32 Skyline GTS-t or better.

Now for regular non-shit girls none of this shit really applies, except for the exotic cars. But that just outs them as gold diggers anyway. If you’ve managed to get her into a car with you in the first place you’re probably not a complete sperg and there’s a little bit of hope. You’ve made it to the worst round of the dating game. This will consist of two elements; the car and the drive.

Girls don’t appreciate cars in the same way guys will. Having a more expensive car makes only a slight difference here, and how fast it is means less to her than it does to you and your mates. She isn’t going to find a Subaru WRX STi anywhere near as comfortable as something like an optioned out brand new Toyota Camry, even if the Camry is dull as dogshit to drive. Newer cars make a better impression, but a clean older car isn’t bad either. To provide an example, in order of impression from best to worst;

>BMW 3 Series, new
>Toyota Camry, new
>BMW E9x**, clean
**It wasn’t that Elliot Rodger was obviously relying on a base model 3 Series to pull girls as much as him being so autistic that he wouldn’t talk to them in the first place. The silly cunt expected them to come to him. Have some initiative and you’ll be fine.

>Toyota Camry, older but clean
>Subaru WRX STi, new
>BMW E36, clean
>Nissan 240SX, clean
>Toyota Camry, filthy
>BMW E36, filthy***
***Povo spec ‘luxury’ is just embarrassing because it outs you as a badge whore

>Subaru Impreza or Nissan 240SX, drift spec and covered in weeb stickers
>Honda Civic****, $3k MANUAL LIKE A RASEKAR
****An immaculately clean EK9 would be up there between a clean E36 and 240SX. We’re assuming shitheap spec, like what your average Veeky Forumstist drives

*Substitute 3 Series or Camry with whatever upmarket or regular commuter you have, and Imprezas and S-chassis with other boyracer bait and meme cars
*Apply stereotypes too. If an undesirable group (niggers, poorfags, etc.) drives something and everyone knows it, she’ll immediately think the same
*Everything here applies to trucks too. Newer and cleaner ones are better than smoke spewing shitheaps

You don’t want something with an interior falling to bits, or the footwells littered with Maccas takeaway packaging and other rubbish. And unless she’s also into it, weeb stickers will just creep her out. Chicks correlate newer vehicles with better safety ratings and shit and everything’s probably in better condition in an E9x than an E36 in the first place. They also don’t know shit about engines; most don’t actually know what a V8 is, though they’ll feel the difference in the drive if they’ve been in a V6 model of something as well as the V8.

As for the drive, this is what can make or break things. You can have a brand new BMW 3 Series and still fuck it up. Drive skilfully, and not like a boyracer, and do not talk up how fast your car is. This just makes getting chopped at the lights all the more embarrassing.

If some idiot in a riceburner revs at you, ignore it the first time. If you meet up at the lights again and you are driving something quicker than him (like a Ford Mustang V6, even,) give it enough gas to smoothly reach the speed limit before him and incite him into doing a loser flyby. If you can’t win, don’t engage in the pissing contest in the first place. Don’t fuck up turns, merging, or parking. Not being shit at driving is expected of a man.

did it with a pontiac g5

Regarding manual (standard, stick, etc.) transmissions, she’s only going to notice if you’re shit at it. Just shift smoothly and don’t fuck up and stall. This is no different to the rest of the trip to wherever. You’re going to look like a tool if you drag someone at the lights and lose, and revving all the way to 4k rpm before shifting won’t impress her.

Ultimately, if you’re an incel, an /r9k/ regular, or otherwise autistic none of this matters if you can’t get a girl on the hook in the first place. Just hire an escort.

Dick says yes, brain says fuck no and you'll regret not dating some flatty asian in five-ten years.

So, to show that you're the kind of guy that doesn't think ahead and only wants what looks good now, buy a brand new BMW, take it to a chevy plant to have it repainted, use plastidip to stencil on some custom designs, and then get steel wheels with any and all protective coatings stripped off them so they're shiny and silver. Also make sure you only park outside.

>it's another PUA thinks he knows how it be, but it don't episode

remember OP, this is the guy that rages when he sees a hottie with some guy in a rattlecanned civic hatch with a ratty interior

not all girls are princesses. girls usually aren't princeses. they're like you - they probably don't give a fuck about the little shit because they just want to get laid.

love comes later when you both realize your chances of finding someone else you get along fairly well with who also wants to fuck are slim to nil, so you put your cash in the bank and properly hook up instead of risking anywhere from one week to a lifetime to one night stands that go nowhere just to get to where you are when it's suddenly about more than wanting to get laid.

at that point, both you and the girl start harping on each other trying to change as much of the little shit as humanly possible or coming to compromises on it. because whether or not she likes your car can be figured out later. whether or not she can tolerate you, and you her, long enough to fuck comes NOW.

>was good friends with a girl as big as this
>into vidya, comic shit, actually liked my car
>found out after she moved away she was trying to get me to ask her out constantly and I'm just a dense brick who thought she was out of my league
>mfw

>a hottie with some guy in a rattlecanned civic hatch with a ratty interior
We both know that never happens. Spraypainted Civic owners are manlets and angry poorfags.

That's why they have more sex than you.

>not using money to buy a car in several big titted hookers

>spending money for STDs

Different girls have told me they associate Jeep Wranglers with dudes who have big dicks. Take it or leave it.

the real answer is Ferrari, Bugatti, Rolls Royce, Bentley, Aston Martin, Lamborghini etc

the absolute cheapest alternatives that give you just a fraction of hope in comparison are Mercs, Bimmers, a Nissan GTR, Chevy Corvette.

Jack Wrangler?

I already have Herpes so unless she has some fucked up AIDS or Hep C, I am alright, the rest are curable

Gay men have larger dicks on average. Take it or leave it.

himiwako!

wranglers and mustangs

wanklers and mustwangs

>that
>average face

either something really expensive so they can steal it away from you during a divorce or something looking like it came from the road warrior or fury road

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>her bf is king chad
pff go fucking figure

Fucking disgusting.

it's the ever popular "crop n' fap"

i want to slurple on those nurples

>not using an ice cream truck at midnight to get them tweakers instead
meth girls best girls

a classic that's old enough and mint will get a lot of pussy though
specially one with red or cyan leather

I have a rusted out 98 Sentra held together with zipties, but I'm attractive so I have no problem getting girls to fuck in the back of it. The only girls who care what your car looks like are not girls you want to date

>tfw two car master race and can offer rides in my comfy daily or shitbox 240

The only type of woman that's gonna be interested in you for a car is a gold diggine hoe. With that said, the correct answer is lambo.

>implying a single furfag like you is an authority in this

Fiero with a body kit.

>Prezo is a furfag

no way, any proof of this

pretty sure he's the furfag that spams stuff like pic related

no, thats Alphonse, I was triggerding Prezo before Alphonse appeared