/lozg/ - Legend of Zelda General: Link is best waifu edition

>Link craves bokoblins

I need pics. I need them now.

Damn, the Fierce Diety is spooky as fuck

That would be pretty cool honestly. Not sure how he'd fight when the game's combat can be so varied.

including but not limited to the destruction of his nipples

With any luck

Why does Mipha look she's okay with this development?

What if dark Link automatically wears dark versions of whatever you're wearing?

Dark Gerudo Link.

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jesus fuck I CANNOT get this flying minecart thing to work
I make it 2 feet off the ground and then the thing flips upside down at mach 20 and I eat shit

i'd like to think he'd be capable of everything link is plus a little more. i want him to be a real motherfucker, like, the hardest thing in the game. with a ridiculous amount of health and some sort of ability to perform flurry rushes on you. you're using a shield? he pulls out a two handed weapon and focuses on breaking it instead of just trying to attack you. you pull out a bow? he starts shooting dark arrows at you. that kind of shit

Because she is.

"Side effects"

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Stop posting fagart
Neither.
Non-canon.
Non-canon.

>Hips less defined than actual link

There's some padding there but it ain't cloth

I WANT TO FUCK FI

things have already gone wrong

>Mr In-Denial is back
Your resistance only make my feminine penis harder.

It's just the shadow.

Why the fuck does he cute speak? it burns kupo!

see his nipples were fucking annihilated by that sheikah tech

>you're using a shield? he pulls out a two handed weapon
>gets parried like a little bitch

same

t. Scrapper

>Zelda's face when Link finally gives her back her Sheikah slate and she checks he pics

Fags must go. Stop projecting into Link
>non-existent
That's not inverted. Don't force your fetishes, fag.
Non-canon.

that spinning attack would probably be pretty hard to parry. for me, at least

guys I don't want to be gay, I like g-girls

>tfw only find nude link and gerudo/sheik link humorous/cool

>some actually want to fug him

People please....stahp

>inverted
when did i say inverted? they were destroyed. i'm not even inverted nipple user. they aren't inverted, they aren't anything. the resurrection chamber destroyed link's nipples

>Stop projecting into Link
Oh I wouldn't mind projecting into Link, if you know what I mean.

Link can be your girl

Fucking scrapper

Fuck that dude

stop sheikah link is way cuter

sheikah tech has an extreme anti-nipple bias. those that survive guardian attacks are left nippleless.

>not inverted guy
o-oh, fuck, sorry
STOP
Fags are a sin.
Out out out.
No he can't, he is manly and a man.

It's ok. Most of the time Zelda and Link just have normal, romantic, passionate vanilla sex.

Link just dresses up as a gerudo for special occasions

What? You can't deny link has child bearing hips.

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No he doesn't, he is not a fag.
Literally nothing.

concept: link using the sheikah slate to take pictures of girl's mouths

May the goddess Hylia smile upon you.

What if Zelda dresses as a man? Then it's not gay anymore

Anons photoshop them eating _________

I actually agree with this
So does this friendly lynel
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Link wears the gerudo outfit
Zelda wears the hero's tunic

Totally not gay
Even when she uses the strapon

Do you not see that fucking curve?

she will by removing gays
Gay.

>crossdressing during sex with a girl makes you a fag

>denying this narrow waist and this wide hips
Official from Nintendo. In game model is that of an tasty twinkboy.

>Anons photoshop them eating _________
Fairies

>two straight people of opposite gender haveing straight sex
>gay

God I wish there was a continuation of that pic.

Literally nothing.
You wouldn't need to crossdress if you weren't the gay
Looks normal.

THE VOE ARMOUR THAT ZELDA IS WEARING HAS NO BREASTPLATES
SHE IS NAKED UNDER THERE EXPOSING HER BREASTS TO LINK

>mind powers

tempting

Why don't people like Yunobo, he was a bro

>it's an escort mission

Nintendo no...please fucking stop. Getting nightmares of eldin volcano

>These hips
>Normal for a masculine man

No user those are very feminine hips

blease

what zelda game did you fall back on after botw?

It's not really much of an escort mission since Yunobo can't get hurt

>get to the desert and start overheating
>take off all my clothes and stand in the shade
>still overheating
>wear a prostitute outfit
>suddenly fine

what the fuck kind of logic is this

Crack theory time

Breath of the Wild takes place at the far end of the child timeline. But, it also happens in the adult and downfall timelines.
The events of the game don't happen in the same year in each timeline, but everything that happens, the resurgence of the sheikah, the plan to contain a reoccurring calamity, the evolution of the rito and koroks, and the failure 100 years prior, are all inevitable in each timeline.

Not a convergence of timelines but something that happens in every timeline eventually

i haven't yet, but i'm thinking of replaying minish cap and actually beating vaati this time and finishing majora's mask

Read the description...

Oh wait I can use ancient arrows. Crisis averted

>timeline doesn't matter
>the events that happen in each game are bound to happen almost the same in other timelines

No

Just beat the game.

Masterpiece.

you can also use the conveniently placed metal objects.

Mine are literally the sams. Completely normal. Quit projecting.

If you were able to get over the un-climbable walls to the north and west, is there an invisible wall that stretches up?

Or would you simply clip through the "land" when you reach the top, and then promptly void out like you do in the gap?

The one glitch I want speedrunners to find is a way to trigger ravioli in mid-air.

>The Lynel shows off it's cock, rubbing that pert little Hylian ass up against it
>Link blushing a deep, shameful red, he knows that monster is as big as he is, he knows he's gonna get impaled on it soon, he should be afraid, yet he can't help but look forward to it

Only way that would be better is if the Lynel's cock was between it's back legs
Then we could have a pic of a defeated sheikah Link tied to his belly and used as a living cockholster so as the Lynel gallops along he keeps thrusting in and out in and out
Oh well, guess I'll have to settle for this
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Of course Zelda's chest is bare, why would a voe care is someone sees his chest?

What?

now go for all main quests to get the true ending.

or just farm lynels for fun and koroks for a reason to explore, true end is really just one extra cutscene with zelda blabbering on yet again

>Most shrines are fairly simple
>Some shrines throw guardians at you but nothing you can't handle
>This one shrine steals are your shit and throws and entire island at you
Korgu Chideh must have been a dick when he was alive.

>that one shrine that makes you climb the mgs3 ladder
WHAT A THRILL

>Both of them really get into their roles while crossdressing
>Barechested Zelda in Voe armor chastising Link for letting a nipple slip in his gerudo outfit
That's kinda cute actually

I actually love the very last line.

Do you truly remember me?
It was a perfect ending.
I cried like a bitch, anons

monks like korgu are probably the most dedicated one. the blessing ones are either lazy bastards and/or don't want to hassle a hero that already has to do all kinds of shit.
that being said i fucking hate blessing shrines

Nah, those games happen too close to the split and are a direct result of events that happened beforehand

>shrine music is all depressing once the monks are gone

I don't like it!

When will the deluxe guide come in Stock?

HOW DID THAT ONE MONK KNOW A DRUNKEN GERUDO WOULD PASS OUT ON THE ENTRANCE PANEL

>There's too many of them Master Skywalker, what are we going to do?

The different poses you find the monks is is often funny to me. Some kept up their dedicated meditation, while some got bored and started playing with their rings and stuff.

>BotW is LoZ in 3D

What's the next game going to be? AoL or Allttp in 3D?

And before you mention ALBW, I'm not talking about the game itself only, but bringing the concept art of the game to life.

That was some of the most fun I had. Kinda pissed I didn't get to keep the hinox stuff

>Mipha loves femboys
>Paya at least tolerates them judging how she doesn't react to Link in such clothing
Best girls, how can Zelda and Urbosa even compare?

maybe he used some kind of monk power to guide her to the shrine. sort of a dick move

Probably BOTW2 where they prevent the revival of ganon

Just imagine the dark link fight.