"prostitue" user nice car are you looking for a good time tonight?

>"prostitue" user nice car are you looking for a good time tonight?

>Me: Are you an undercover cop?

>"prostitute" get the fuck outta here you're blowing up my cover.

That was a close one boys!!!

What would you do in this situation?

make a citizen's arrest

>land of the free

FUCKING KEK

holy shit one of the cops around here looks underaged af and she does this

shits like what the fuck

Im just driving through the hood at 2 am leave me alone

>if she's a cop she has to tell me

Why is prostitution even illegal? Im an ameriburger and ive never understood this. It's fucking dumb. It must be some religion fag who came up with the idea originally

probably because its hard to regulate and tax

even if you have gvt approved locations there are going to be people who wont fuck with them

It's legal in many countries, including Germany.

Most prostitutes are regular small business owners here. They also can go to the police when they're assaulted or raped. There are websites where they can openly advertise in detail, with customer ratings both ways. This increases both customer satisfaction and prostitute safety.

It is no big deal.

No clue what issue America has with sexuality.

The Catholic Church tolerated prostitution in the _middle ages_.

>"prostitue" user nice car are you looking for a good time tonight?

Me: Yes I'm on my way to pickup my GF and we are going to [posh local restaurant] then maybe out on the beach with a bottle or two of Bolly, how about you, up to much?

How is it harder to tax than any other cash-based business?

because I dont think most want to go through the gvt and do the whole street walker shit

Explain how it's any different to someone operating a hot dog stand or a car wash.

idk

because pimps are assholes

It is legal in lots of places but it is normally illegal to run a brothel or solicit for business.

Protestant heretics.

Everything that feels good is a sin. You must prepare your soul to be devoured by satan, i mean, GOD, by keeping it untainted. And remember, satan, i mean, jesus, magically forgives all sins and you don't have to do shit except show up on sunday.

Militant protestants are so crazy a cop once tried to arrest me because he thought my girlfriend was a whore and I couldn't remember her birthday. He said "Do you know that's a sin? You got more problems than jail.", really. We ended up calling both our parents to vouch for us. And then I didn't get laid for a week.

So in US if I pick up undercover female cop from street, can I get arrested before I pay her?

>pimps
Legalized prostitution does not require pimps.
It sounds to me like you derive your views of prostitution from movies.

Green and blue countries: prostitutes can legally operate, at least on their own as small business owners.

probably because I live in the first world where we dont allow whores so my experience are with the 2 I know on the streets

Nah they have to fuck you first

But you do allow these. Talk about a victory for morality and polite society.

And what's a difference in US between street hooker and Badoo/Tinder girl that would fuck guys after one pay for dinner?

In what place do you pay whores afterwards?

yes

all you need is intent and thats all it takes

just like showing up to a kids house after saying some things on the internet is all it takes to get arrested

if you take them to a date its not a prostitute kek

seriously people take legit whores to dates to get around this

who cares theyre not hurting anyone

>nevada allows it
I read something about it before, can you really fuck whores in Nevada?

>What would you do in this situation?
not let some skank ass hooker in my car

>who cares theyre not hurting anyone

just like whores

(because they are whores, just show them a ballot with all the (D)s selected for an hour in a cheap hotel room)

I don't understand how prostitution is illegal but porn isn't. Isn't it the same thing except you are filming it? You're still paying a girl to have sex.

Allowing prostitution means you recognize your society is not inclusive and didn't give any chance to those girls to avoid selling their bodies.

Christian/Protestant societies where appearance is everything can't have that at any cost.

This would be entrapment because the cop approached you first

That argument probably wouldn't hold up as they didn't ask you to do anything illegal.

Filming licence tard

he thinks a UC would willingly blow their cover because the person they are trying to catch asked if they are a UC


this is what retards believe

its like they never watched to catch a predator

only in a legal brothel


the real question is why you would pay to get aids when grinder, tinder, pof, bumble, facebook, and hookup sites exist

This rarely happens to me because cops don't pose as underage ladyboys

In my case, it'd probably go like this:

>"Prostitute" Nice car. Want some company for a good time?

>Me: Sure. (Doesn't realize girl is posing as a hooker.)

*girl gets in car*

>Me: So, what do you like about my car?

>"Prostitute" It looks like you know how to have a good time. You interested?

>Me: Sure am!

*gets on the accelerator and throws the car through a series of corners to demonstrate its capabilities*

>Me: *autisticly listing facts, details, and specs about the car*

*"Prostitute" cuts me off mid-sentence*

>"Prostitute" Look; I'm an undercover cop, but you seriously need to get laid and shut up about the damn car. There are hookers over on "X" street and we're not working a sting over there this week. Go get laid. Drop me off back at my corner and drive like a sane human being.

>>"Prostitute" Look; I'm an undercover cop, but you seriously need to get laid and shut up about the damn car. There are hookers over on "X" street and we're not working a sting over there this week. Go get laid. Drop me off back at my corner and drive like a sane human being.

keked hard friendo

see

>Militant protestants are so crazy a cop once tried to arrest me because he thought my girlfriend was a whore
Where was this?
Your post made me angry.

you need a license to do those. and need to be registered with the state etc etc.

no prostitute actually wants to be "on the record" as a 'registered prostitute"

women become hookers not because they like it but because it can make a lot of cash, with no taxes or anything, and it's completely off any books, so it will never haunt them in the future if they leave it behind

Why isnt this country named turkey?

>Militant protestants are so crazy a cop once tried to arrest me because he thought my girlfriend was a whore and I couldn't remember her birthday. He said "Do you know that's a sin? You got more problems than jail.", really. We ended up calling both our parents to vouch for us. And then I didn't get laid for a week.

arrrrr that be crazy

The person you are sucking on isn't the one paying you.
Odd loophole,not legal in every state.

Porn is art, freedom of speech

prostitution is not

Thank you.

Someone screencap this. Would, but on mobile.

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>Militant protestants are so crazy a cop once tried to arrest me
That's what happens when you do not separate Church and State. The militant religious people take over because they have the zeal to push out or fire or frame everyone else. One of the reasons the USA went on so long was because the Church was not legally able to nominate or support its own candidates for office. That's why the Church isn't able to directly fund a candidate's election.

The Church in the USA is tax exempt and donations are also tax exempt. So you can imagine how powerful the churches would be if they were allowed to legally fund a candidate's election or use the money to oppose a candidate by funding negative ads.

>The Church in the USA is tax exempt and donations are also tax exempt. So you can imagine how powerful the churches would be if they were allowed to legally fund a candidate's election or use the money to oppose a candidate by funding negative ads.

they do it indirectly anyway

>This would be entrapment because the cop approached you first
Your excuse doesn't work. They know how to play the game to get you to show intent. And once you use the term prostitute/hooker you admit the person is for hire, so any further negotiation on your part (even if you claimed it was a joke in court) is sufficient to show intent.

>Its okay to have as much sex as you want as long as you don't pay for it.

Because women literally cannot compete with prostitutes

this

Thanks, bro.