/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist, Payday 2, Payday: Crime War, Raid: WW, Payday 3 and Storm General

Jimmy Edition

Previous thread: >Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Extremely Autistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg
>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints (extremely fucking out of date we only keep this here for console plebs):
i.imgur.com/TY14uav.png

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
// NOTE: Nobody cares what the pressure gauges say if they're using the calculator
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Steam Group full of shitters:
steamcommunity.com/groups/itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/HR91ZxX2

>Weapon skin previews
pd2stash.com/

>Daily dose
instagram.com/p/BQurVANglNV/?hl=en
desynch: youtube.com/watch?v=0_Vct-FnCjw

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steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060525801/
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I LOVE DOGS(CATS)

I LOVE KEKS

I sure do love getting papercraft things instead of content.

Hows the Heat Street remix tho?

Remix is ok, not the best of simons remixes

rrerr

they are doing content every two days so that instead of having to release content each day and no fix coming until the end of the event we get less day but with fix tomorrow

>p-please don't cheat goy

>People still play this garbage.
What's your excuse?

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really makes me think

>Stream about the new game mode
>he use slow mo when getting downed

god even the devs are fucking plebs

You can disable that now?

of course you can

New game mode?

You complained about this in the chat already and no one gave a shit. Why do you think we care?

how?

crime spree , bassicly you level up a bar and get reward while playing several heist with modifiers , it look meh to be honest

You are the faggot using meme arrows in chat?

you cant , user is using an HUD mod that allow to remove slow mo , most likely wolfhud

so
basically
chain heists until you get bored out of your mind or they become literally impossible to finish
wow what a great feature

that's literally the entire game retard

>chain heists until you get bored out of your mind
That's how I play the game anyway.

where the fuck is the heist where you play as cops and kill waves of niggers

just mod insuregency

>crit silent killer build
>body shots everything
It's like looking through the eyes of your average /pdg/shitter

Post Hoxton character pack codes

>harder than death wish

>ONEgif.com
Post John Wick Character Pack codes

Post Dallas character pack codes.

Post Trashley the sexually confused person pack

Postman Pat with a pack.

postman pat character pack when ?

>technical issues = we're lazy fucks and can't be bothered pls buy more dlc

exp boost when?

Never.

dall es

DAT-ASS

Post Ohio-chan character pack codes.

Cute heister when?

What does her mask look like?

Killing Floor 2

vocaroo.com/i/s0d3v2L0ipZj

Listen up! Dis is a wobbawee

I would like to see a kawaii heister voiced by nyanners, doubt it would happen though since she drank the cool-aid.

How far would you go to have Ashley do this to you?

gage ass pack

GIMMIE THE CODES! SPILL IT.

he's an ugly curlyheaded big nosed guy

Please add her as new heister. Game memed already. And make her Sydney's sister

PDTH remaster when?

When we run out of other ways to make money, goy ;)

Ashley is a girl (male)

is anna a girl (male)?

Stream's over. Where the fuck is the update?

What if we call /pdg/-tan hawaii (cause kawaii)

When are we actually going to submit a pdg-tan papercraft

I'm guessing "visual mode" is going to be color grading like in PD:TH.

If PD3 wont have versus like l4d i wont buy it because we doing PvE 6 years already

>Jus SHUT-Up AND DON'T TRY TO BE AN ERO!

I'd rather not have the competitive audience.
Versus mode is the worst part of L4D largely thanks to its playerbase.

Versus in payday would be garbage. Never mind the skill trees and perk decks, just think of the weapons. Even if you were to revamp all the game systems save the levels it would still be crap. There are other games you can play if you want a competitive shooter with small teams.

Where the fuck is the update?

1 minute

2 minutes

3 minutes

4 minutes

They skipped today's update so they could devote more time to tomorrow's papergang.

5 minutes

6 minutes

modworkshop.net/mydownloads.php?action=view_down&did=19564#prevsbox

Why doesn't pdg have an autistic drawfag? Even dsg has one.

7 (seven) minutes

8 minutes

i suck cock for 1 dollar

>he doesn't like the papergang
papergang is legitimately the most fun non-game content I've ever seen for any game. Better than shirts, action figures, fucking funko pop figs, soundtracks, any of that shit.

Is the arbiter grenade launcher any good?

Most people bought to game to play the game, not craft paper characters.

meant for

>done jerking off
>still no update

You forgot your trip Ash

Jerk off again.

NOW

>armor skins

steamcommunity.com/games/218620/announcements/detail/525074292236155924

>Body expertise no longer affects bulldozers
well there goes my BE builds

ARMOR SKINS BABEEEEEEEH

>instagram filters

>matrices and bastard

this , what the fuck is this , who the fuck asked for shitty filters

>no VHS filters

Anyone wanna pair up for some One Down
steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060525801/

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Are you surprised? The same thing was in PD:TH.

>one down
>not crime spree 250+
fucking pleb

Fuck you faggot do you want to play or not

>72 hours
Anyone wanna carry me on some One Down

So did we get an early safe reset to go with the new safe?

Fuck you Im good at this game

>Literally every single fucking thing added is nothing new and came from mods
Can`t wait to see whatever the fuck is the next one, also fuck everyone who joked about armor skins, gloves will be next

I want reticle skins.