Buying a used car from a dealership is kind of like meeting a really nice girl. She's pretty, she's university educated...

Buying a used car from a dealership is kind of like meeting a really nice girl. She's pretty, she's university educated, she's had a bit of experience but looks to be well put together. Then a month later, reality rears its ugly head. You start getting calls from the other guys she's been with, you have to pay for her yeast medication weekly; after the first week of hot passionate sex, she just turns into a dead fish in bed, but if you don't take her out on expensive dates, she doesn't fuck you at all. When you realize you've made a mistake, she's already moved in with you and you're stuck together.

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This is a poor analogy.

You can fix a car
You can't fix crazy

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There's also the fact that this analogy makes no sense

shut the fuck up and post more of her

Seconded.

Agreed
Muh dick

Just like a girl, a car can have a few loose screws.

Please tell me she has a penis

I think what OP is expressing here is buyers remorse. You buy the car because it looks nice and don't know all of its problems until you start to drive it a while. I understand the analogy. Girl in OPs pic is super attractive on the surface and would be fun to drive...I mean screw...but anything other than a test drive..I mean one night stand is probably too much as a car...grill...like that is bound to have some shit that comes with it. Nobody with a girl that looks like that is walking down easy street and in a stable, steady, happy, loving relationship...your probably gunna be in super paranoid mode for a long time unless you're a big dicked gorilla or not taking the relationship seriously. I got you OP.

...send nudes tho

how dare you compare my bmw m3 e46 to a piece of shit.

offense taken!

WOw reported for underage girl

at least when cars have tranny problems that's an easy fix. Grils need at least 15qt of genderfluid

You can't fix crazy from a car either

You can take a screw driver and screw both their heads in?

Is that the analogy you're trying to make.

>ausfarht
>farht

Here you go OP.

It's not fair

she's 16. hope you get v&

Seems like an unsanitary place to eat.

instagram.com/babygirleleni/

simple reverse google search m80 and vualah. shes 19.

id pullout though, with condom on

xhamster.com/photos/gallery/7337345/cute_barista_eleni.html*

>lying on the internet

What a concept

>when your driver fahrts aus

>shes 19
>this is what the filthy child rapist believes
hope chris hansen offers you a seat you disgusting fuck

>trying to cover up not being a child predator
>n... no, ur lying!

hope you get buttfucked in prison you filthy degenerate.

16 is legal in my country.
what 3rd world shithole do you live in that doesnt allow you to make decisions in your life until you are 18?

moralfag detected

>posts anime
>not a pedophile
top kek m8, the only reason you watch your animoos is because depictions of children in sexual situations makes your dicky stiffy.

>USA
>drinking age is 21
>pot illegal on the federal level

I don't even smoke but it still chaps my ass that the state tries to dictate morality

>says she is underaged based on looks
But i guess 1000 year old lolis is fine with you huh faggot

>Buying a used car from a dealership is kind of like
paying the pimp directly. You're getting some nasty pussy pal. At least on the private market, a used wife is often disease-free.

>filthy degenerate
>anime poster

The hypocrisy is palpable

hello red.dit, enjoying summer?

stop being a degenerate then

t. moralfag

enlightened is the word youre looking for

>projecting
>posts anime
yeah, your point? it's a anime image board dumbfuck lmao
>assumes i'm a degerate weeaboo that faps to anime girls just to bring me down to his level so he won't feel bad that he's a disgusting pedophile

lmao, pathetic.
>being this mad

t. moralfag

This is even lower than the usual bait around here

>thinks being on Veeky Forums means you have to like anime
top kek go to 2chan weeb fag
My point is weeaboos are pedophiles and this is an image board for posting automotive related content which child porn is not.

t. gtr fanboy

sperg some more normie

t. gm fangirl

LOL!

>damage control the post
normies reee right?
"why cant the reeeeee normies understand and respect my pedophile animoos?"

watch your neck vein

its popping again

Quick, clear your browsing history, wouldnt want anyone to see the animes you have been watching now would we?

lmao kid, I don't live with my parents to begin with

underage confirmed

>333333

ayyyyyyyyy

>he thinks living in moms basement is having your own place
top kek

...

lmao, check them you underage normie cuckold

WITNESSED

What a waste

>There is no replacement for displacement.

Your God damn right

Junkyard solves everything

how the fuck can you fatshits get that fat to the bottom of your legs without getting a bloodclot? you people are masters at cheating heart attacks.

Damn dawg, I've had a girl shoot her dad after I didn't respond to the 31 voicemails she left when I forgot and left my phone in the car, and I'm not as salty as you are.

American magic can lead to abilities that some consider unnatural.

There are 800 per day die from it

>DAY

GTR fangirls = pedophiles

refute this, you cant

>You can take a screw driver and screw both their heads in?
of course you can, down side is she'll really be a dead fish in bed afterwards

man...

but to be fair its common knowledge those cars want to punish the unskilled and overly cocky

t. - virgin

I want her to sit on my face

>you can't eat that many Krabby Patties!

"i have a glandular problem and you are fatcist for not loving my beautiful body

>instagram.com/babygirleleni/
In most of her pictures she looks like she has had her lips in a vacuum cleaner.

shitboxes > cumdumpsters

I bet those lips suck a dick like one, too, though.

...

I don't think thats her. It.. it seems off.

She got fat.

The only, only thing that bothers me about buying used is the possibility of retarded breakin giving me an engine that will definitely shit itself sooner rather than later

Dad bought a new sportbike back in 02. Put it in the back of his truck, went to the track, warmed up the tires and then rode it like a madman. Never had any problems. Now it has over 50k miles on it, many of them loaded down with my fatass dad and his fatass givi cases, and I swear you can weigh the oil going out and it won't be even half a gram off from what went in.

A coworker bought a brand new sportbike, new in box, last year. Same manufacturer, smaller model (GSXR600). Broke it in ignoring the manual, the dealer, and the internet by...doing absolutely fucking nothing except an early oil change. It burns a little oil here and there, smokes on startup every now and then, and it has 8k miles on it.

get fucked bitchboi hexa of truth confirmed you're an underage faggot

>top kek m8, the only reason you watch your animoos is because depictions of children in sexual situations makes your dicky stiffy

you wrote the exact same sentence like two weeks ago. Is that a hotkey of yours?
Are you that autistic that whenever someone says something about anime (on a anime image board) that you need to sperg?

>damage control
not even that user but why do you bite his b8?
trying to damage control the subject pretty much proves his point.

What happened next? Did you realize how crazy she was prior to that incident?

If anything she got thin and lost every gram of noon she had
>last Instagram from 2 years ago
Still doubt it's her

>noon
*boob

>choker

MYYYYYYYYYY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Only one other owner, though. And, frankly, you can sell a car. You can't get rid of a bad girlfriend.

witnessed

Why not? Did you get her preggers? Or did you give her a contract that allows you to stay over.

that can't be her

butter face lol

that's not her

instagram.com/grabaeleni/

u wot
what's not her
I'm just letting those anons know

>Why not?
It could be as simple as someone has no where to move to that is affordable and her name is also on the current rental lease agreement. To move out means he has to have enough spare funds in the bank to cover the deposits and rentals of another place while the current place and utilities goes thru its cancellation.

The GF might also have copies of all his car keys and one of the keyfobs that is now mysteriously lost so she cannot return it.

>When you realize you've made a mistake, she's already moved in with you
Uh no. Before any moving in bullshit, I'd have done a background check not just of those internet sites that collect data, but also checked with a private investigator. They can access more databases than I can. Drug users, people who have lots of friends that are criminals, and more, all those are trouble. When someone lives with you, that means they can invite their own friends over, so that matters too. I refuse to be the sugar daddy for all of them.

Holy hell check'd.

hello yes I'd like one brappuccino

GODAMNIT browsing Veeky Forums and now I am going to spank it, again.

...

You make it sound like that's a bad thing.

Can teenagers be pedos??

its not see the x hamster link below it

are you implying I pull a woody allen and raise a kid than fuck it?

degenerate scum