So, who has the fastest car on Veeky Forums and why is it me (pic related)?

I don't know how fast my Pheaton W12 will go since having the limiter removed, but ill give you a top speed race on the autobahn any day.

>997
Almost
It must be fast look at the angle it's pulling.

NICE.

how do you like it? My dad is actually looking to get one

>GT4
>997
You're a special kind of stupid aren't you?

you might be the fastest europoster
that's something

>340hp from a 4.2L V8
german """engineering"""

Your S4 is heavier than mine

therefore mine is faster, faggot.

Yours isn't even an avant, 2/10.

>>>>>>>>>>>

Point
You

You have redefined the level of retard for Veeky Forums. Go back to /lgbt/

Your S4 is heavier than mine

therefore mine is faster, faggot.

Nice color though

>hellcat
>911 turbo
>gallardo
>gt350
>corvette

An Audi S4 would smoke literally any of those dude.

FFUUUUUCCCCKKK
I love the cayman so much ive always wanted a gt4
thats not a 911 buddy

An UrS4 with a couple of simple mods might, and even then only in a straight line.

You still are a special kind of stupid. You couldn't even get the model of the car right let aline the generation

:^)

An RS4 can't even keep up with a mid-engine Accord
youtube.com/watch?v=m5GqAEbPNJU

(^:

Just gonna drop this here

alright lets race get in your GTR

oh wait...nvm

I own a civic so I think I do

youtube.com/watch?v=X8vSCzaTywg
Read my post again.

>webb c7 owner

I thought yours was white or silver? is that another user?

Because OP has an RS4 with "a few simple mods"

That's still no RS4, bud. Learn the difference between UrS4 and RS4.

It's still just a shitbox Audi at the end of the day

must be another guy I dunno man

Which can make stupid amounts of power and sounds absolutely amazing.

So can a Civic
youtube.com/watch?v=a0Bo5gkz3Jw
And that's naturally aspirated

Sound is subjective

Only thing you have to do to hit 400hp on those old inline 5 turbos is up the boost a bit. A properly built engine can hit well over 900 and still last quite a long time. It's like a 2JZ with a cylinder less and the sound of a Group B rally car.

and unlike the 2JZ it's only found in understeering shitboxes so no one cares about it

your car is cheap trash for euro equvilent of us hood niggers.
I can get your car for sub 2k
not to meniton your a pathedic faggot who drives a wagon

>audiniggers
kek

...

youtube.com/watch?v=sDKnxXl1sPc
What's your point?

>audicucks literally can't even compete with a fucking civic
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Neither can your bus ticket.

t. assmad audi fangirl

>I-I can't afford a $2k Audi!
>your a b-bus rider!
Keep projecting

t. brainlet autismos

aww, he's upset his car is shit

>900hp to the front wheels

I CANT BREATHE

sorry lads, i got this one covered

What a stunning Ferrari

Kek slowbabbys pls go

>keep projecting

The irony

STis and Evos, all versions ever sold in the US, are faster than B6 S4s.

I'm fairly certain you are nowhere near the fastest on here.

So you bought a car that's actually good to drive, why are you defending VAG garbage?

Better figures than the 5 point slow

You're retarded as shit if you think I was defending Audi. I'm just pointing out how retarded it is to point to a built 900HP civic and declare shit. Now I am just addressing shit ad-homs.

Neck yourself. This board will be a better place without you

street's closed pizza boys, find another way home.

One guy brought up 900hp Audis, then another brought up 900hp Civics in response, then shitposters declared Audi shit because they "can't even compete with a fucking civic". It was modified versus modified.

Audi still a shit though. Worst brand.

MAKE WAY FOR THE 111 HORSEPOWER 2.6 TON LAND ROVER DISCOVERY II JDM, STILL LIMITED TO 120KPH (i think, it might just not go any faster)
>filthy peasents claiming they are faster than me

>modified vs modified

You're right, that's what I get for jumping in halfway through the convo. Excuse my selective autism.

What's the retail on that thing

...

pan paka paaan!

Anyone shitting on i5 Audi turbos doesn't know a lot about them. Or anything.

In Europe they're the go to engine if you want cheap heaps of turbo power.

The B6 S4 isn't that fast tho...

Awww come the fuck on what are the chances of someone showing up with a fucking urS4. Lol.

Your car is cleaner than mine, my paint is getting old and wearing down. 230k miles does that.

>9 0 0 To the front wheels
Holy shit.

>it takes a nismo gtr to beat a garbage truck with a body kit

>muh Quattro
>got btfo from the start by a Honda

Cant make this shit up

Just a few simple mods
youtube.com/watch?v=G7tbXZRBKjQ

But really, I have a shitty stage 1 chip on my UrS4, a few other misc things that probably don't do anything and it is only a bit slower then my friends wrx with an STI turbo and over 7k in mods.(dyno tuned to 275awhp) My car doesn't have more then $1k in mods and im not even pushing the engine

LOOK MA HE POSTED IT AGAIN

Having looked it up 201mph.

You'll need new tires for sure

It's on Ys (XL rated) as it is.

>Keiichi himself has an NSX-R
>still thinks it's gonna lose
>gets BTFO by some dude that drives a lowered Honda Odyssey

kek

there is a guy with a second gen cts-v

I have a 06' hawkeye STI with around 400 whp and I bet I ain't in top 50 here... so yeah, nice try dude