/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

"Very much active" edition.

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:

Taleworlds will be at E3 2017: Big surprise.

Gamescom Siege video:
youtube.com/watch?v=pv2qb66PbUg
youtube.com/watch?v=6rq-fEc1N0I

Interviews with Armagan at Gamescom '16:
youtube.com/watch?v=3ZcBAGtXvpk

Last blog:
taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/17

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/m8UDSqYp

M&B Wiki: mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: imgur.com/a/FMAqV

>user's mods and upstab guide:
pastebin.com/agwZu9Df
>/mbg/ Steamgroup
steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

New Modules :
>Modded Hispania 1200
mediafire.com/file/51qiedmuthgm804/Hispania2000_modded.7z
>Dickplomacy Submod
mediafire.com/file/elu1qw1pe850oec/Diplomacy+4.3.0.8PL.7z
>Parabellum : Get it while its hot
mega.nz/#!vwNlVTaK!lwtK9-TRW7Gyycs_gvWdkO355KhiZeh2wonb9rOoFug

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/p3RZcGBp
boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/112100867/#112175131
imgur.com/a/MDCxo
youtube.com/watch?v=yqgjw4EvbHo
youtube.com/watch?v=Z4yVCKKSiIs
youtube.com/watch?v=SZiuyjGXRgg
forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,343872.msg8222933.html#msg8222933
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Damn, I've never seen us this active before.

Fucking cunts

Mod?

This was my very first webm for warband, rip whatever mod this was

Blood & Steel I believe

So it begins..

>Dickplomacy is the porn mod
>only has two different sex moves
>you can't toggle through them
kinda disappointing desu

Dickplomacy took it's sex scenes from Warphilia and Wedding Dance, check those two if you're interested in fugg :D

Real disappointment here is that mod creator sperged out and disappeared. Who knows, he might have improved the mod.

So much could have been added.

So many animations he could have taken from warwolf to mix things up. So many different situations.

For example, when trying to start a productive enterprise, and 'the guild' doesnt 'know' you well enough? That could be fixed with sex.

But then given he made those ugly russian faces the default he probably drank himself to death and fatally died.

Maybe he still lurks in these threads.

now hold up
I might have missed this sperging out of the modder but the mod is easily the epitome of Native+, gotta give it to him for creating a good mod without falling for the "Just add assets until it takes five minutes to load" meem
Also, aren't the faces optional? I remember corpus and rus in the folders

Yes, they are optional, and native ones are still the best/most varied.

yes but unironically

>finally get a city
>plan to rack up cash then strike out on own
>1000+ vaegirs show up
>fuck all I can do
>try to get help from counts
>all say no or not there
>come back thinking it will be taken any second
>find the king and few others have engaged them into manageable groups
>can sweep them up easily now one by one
maybe I won't leave

Literally haven't been here in about 4 months. What's this dickplomacy sub mod? Does it have new content?

It has dicks and whores

it has dicks

whores with dicks?

>dicks
...W-What does that mean user...

guess

>mfw Warwolf
is there a guide for this mod because it really confuses me

For flocks sake. I just downloaded it and checked for a readme. There's fucking nothing.

I just want a straight forward answer, stop speaking in fucking klingon!

What content is in this submod!

whats your face

sorry I forgot it

One user did a Warwolf guide IIRC, let me check the archives

pastebin.com/p3RZcGBp

And they have WAY too much defense and HP. What's the right way to play this?

thanks user

boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/112100867/#112175131

You can also check this out if pastebin is too hard for you.

Is that the hentai mod at the top? Basically you need that in order to have sex in the game, right?

See also imgur.com/a/MDCxo

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

I don't get it, if they aren't even coming to E3 when do they ever expect to unveil the release date?
>inb4 hurr duurr they will never
yeah yeah fuck off seriously what other time are they planning to even announce the damn thing? They pretty much half-ass announced it at last year E3s clearly big expos is their preference.

>If they aren't even coming to E3

they are

They said in january that they weren't, or not to release anything new at least.

sure user, if you say so

man the 1h combat in the 2009 e3 trailer looks so wonky, when did they change that?

youtube.com/watch?v=yqgjw4EvbHo

youtube.com/watch?v=Z4yVCKKSiIs

> Try to play clash of kings 3.0
> game crashes randomly when i zoom in and out at map
Just

Latest Diplomacy+Bug Fixes+Some other minor tweaks I don't remember+Optional Lewd Content

Memeing aside, has anyone actually played Gangs of Glasgow?

looks like the original M&B animations just ported over
yes

youtube.com/watch?v=SZiuyjGXRgg

Maybe you got confused with the PC Gamer Weekender, that they did attend to last year

More like Feudal China

I installed Dickplomacy and now I have Firearms skill in Warband. None of the merchants are selling guns and haven't seen it on enemies either. Are they in the game?

No

>Playing Phantasy
>Get a decent amount of recruits
>Suddenly attacked by 50+ high level orcs

After going through the lore Prophecy of Pendor seems pretty neet. How does the game play stack up? Any noticeable new features or improved AI?

Why no Dickplo Incorporation?

dude just play it lmao

Don't mind me guys, just riding around

It's very good, try it out
t. not saxondragon, don't debate it with me

fuck off saxonNIGGER

You can get a handgonne located at the end of the item list, its ammo is located at the beginning of the item list. You need to enable the cheat menu in order to get it, it's impossible otherwise.

Camp scenes, new world map icons and improved party icons; new world map parties (levy reinforcements and refugees), improved siege scenes, FormationsAI, some new city scenes, added character background options, optional face and body mods, a few quality of life features beyond standard Diplomacy, and it's also the most cleaned and up-to-date Diplomacy release. All in all the best Native+ mod to exist, the only thing it has missing from some others is it doesn't have any form of sea travel (although every form of sea travel has something wrong with it from my experience). Oh the only other thing I dislike about Dickplomacy, is that Firearms proficiency is unhidden, while it's impossible to acquire firearms without console cheating.

you can always hide the firearms proficiency through simple txt editing, but yeah that's dickplomacy to a d.

could just add the gonne/ammo to the chest in rivacheg, or edit the line in modsys if there's source

it comes with the source, so yeah

forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,343872.msg8222933.html#msg8222933
if anybody wanted to know how

Is it worth it? Is it even a decent weapon?

no idea you'd have to look at the stats with morgh's

I played the one for OG mount and blade, haven't played the old firm though.

>21 CHA
>Still can't fuck anyone

I have a feeling that I have wasted my time.

I just downloaded the porn addon and it's asking me to input a password now. What do I do?

You can fuck random tavern women. But yeah, |I don't know how you can get to fuck your companions.

>not knowing how to hack winrar passwords
dude pls

Dhirim is a shite city, but a city nonetheless

I can't fuck random tavern wenches nigger is what I'm telling you.

just got a quest in sugoroku about dealing with night bandits, but the event won't trigger when I enter the town at night
vvat do

did
you
read
the readme

Yeah man I did. Everything seems to be working, I just keep getting turned down.

Tournaments piss me off so fucking much every time.
LOL HERE'S A BOW AND A DAGGER AGAINST 3 GUYS WITH SHIELDS WHO ATTACK YOU FROM DIFFERENT SIDES GOOD LUCK
At least let me choose the fucking weapon.

What's the dickplomacy sub mom anyways?

git gud. Just chamber the retarded ai with your fists and kick when they're blocking with shields.

G I T
U
D

...

Can you actually chamber with fists?

I've never tried

So I am playing warband right now and I am pretty bored.
I already conqured another country and everything I do is travel from one squad of bandits to another.
It kind of boring.
What else there is to it?
Is there no campaign?

git gud

YOU THERE! STOP!

>dhirim
>shite
it's everything

dickplomacy adds
>the only working version of diplomacy 1.168
>motomataru's formAI
>camp scenes
>custom banner creator
>two ladder sieges
>heraldic horses
>iboltax faces and lolimod/slav faces
>upstab
>tavern animations
>brothels
>optional sex/polygamy/rape

You could ask the same thing of that High school of the dead mod.
I remember the two of them sitting the fotm module list in OP for a good time when I first started coming here

Just went back and re-read to be sure. Everything seems to be in order and the rape scenes apparently work fine but still get the 'fuck off pervert' reply from the random tavern wenches.

Try the Prophecy of Pendor mod. It adds end goals to the game with a whole new setting.

>Prophecy
Looks like somebody needs to reread the lore, all of it.

Does it have LORE though?

How the fuck does the spy following quest work?

You need at least tacking two. Follow the tracks once the game lets you move, make sure you have room for prisoners.

Either level up tracking and prepare to follow him for quite a long time. Or press CTRL-T if you're too tired.
Wait for the spy to join the party of the spymaster(?), take a blunt weapon and knock the two of them inconscious

>he doesn't make Dhirim the capital of the New Calradic Empire

What is Dhirim worth?

Nothing.

ebriding xDD

fug

what's about that dynasty warriors one?

Are you dumb? SaxonDMCAgon made a whole post about why it's spelled propheCy and totally wasn't a mistake.

Based Oda gave me a prosperous town right next to our capital.

It's far cheaper to just wait until the game spawns one in one of the shippyards.
Meanwhile you can spend that money investing it in enterprises while always keeping in hand enough money in case one spawns which should cost you around 30k pingas.