/eagg/ - East Asian Genocide General - Mystery Man Edition

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Bulletin;
-Dynasty Warriors 9 confirmed, Liao Hua is still not playable.
-DW9 will be open world. We may or may not get a lot of newcomers. Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-Warriors Orochi may or may not be phased out.
-Berserk Musou is out.
-Fire Emblem Musou confirmed, Chrom is playable.
-Fate Extella: The Umbral Star is out.
-Sanadamaru confirmed for localization, named Spirit of Sanada and no Vita version.
-Toukiden II is out.
-Musou Stars is out. [JP Only]
-Musou Stars trademarked in Europe, called 'Warriors All-Stars'
-ROTK13PUK is coming April 25th, named Fame and Strategy.
-Reminder to remind people that we exist.
-As long as no one is being autistic, feel free to discuss anything you think belongs to the general.

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how would an open world musou work

CHING CHANG CHENG ZA WA

>No RotTK spinoff that combines the gameplay of Fire Emblem and Advance Wars
>Having heroic units and regular goons on the same field
I will never have the art talent.

Like M&B if we get lucky

>Like M&B if we get lucky
Would they call it Meat & Buns Warriors?

Lü Lingqi is for
Getting in fights with her
Playing sports with her
Watching warriors duel with her and trying to copy the moves
Teasing her and laughing when she gets mad and pouts
Letting her pin you so you can feel her body pressed against yours
Flipping her back over so that you can stare into each other's eyes
Protecting her from bullies even though you know she can handle herself
Walking home with her at sunset after a long day of running around and getting into trouble
Cheering her on and always supporting her, win or lose
Throwing her a victory banquet where you make all her favorite foods
Massaging her legs, shoulders, and back
Holding her close and telling her you love her
Reassuring her that she is the most beautiful girl in the world when she gets jealous of the more feminine girls
Accepting all of her girlish sensibilities, no matter how much she hates you finding out about them
Patting her head
Getting caught in the rain during a hunting trip and having to huddle together with her in a tavern waiting for it to pass
Holding her hand in public
Making her try on cute dresses when you're out on a date even though you know she'll never buy one
Buying her sexy black lace lingerie, only for her to wear armor over them
Tracing your finger over the tanlines she got during the summer and feeling how warm her skin is
Having her jump into your arms and kiss you after spending time apart over vacation
Introducing her to your parents
Marriage
Carrying her over the threshold of your new home to start a life together while she punches you in the shoulder and pouts that she can walk just fine herself
Gently laying her down on the bed
Whispering into her ear how much she means to you while caressing her toned body
Spending an entire night making passionate love to each other
Raising a new generation of warriors with
Loving unconditionally as you grow old together
These are the things that Lü Lingqi is for

hergh hergh hergh

Like DQH2, probably.

RAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPERAPE AFTER XIAPI

Please stop posting this Chinese man I don't know him :( can we talk about nippon instead?

Me in the middle

Tell me more...

Seeing Sima Yi always makes me smile. How could one man be so great?

Like Toukiden 2

Must be the mandate working it's magic

>Page 10

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this is a forum for chinese cartoons

>liao hua will never join dw roster
>koei will keep sperging guanbabies
>han dang will still have shitty moveset
>sima yi will never have beard
wake me up when lu lingqi rapeshack releases

>is that red hare
>panda
>is that red hare
>tiger
>is that red hare
>elephant
>follow and defeat the person who you saw trying to steal red hare
>i wonder who was behind the theft of red hare...
Yinping confirmed stupidest waifu

Are you afraid of tigers?

I wish there was an archive of eagg because I vaguely remember something cute involving Red Hare, Yinping, and Lingqi.

only thing I remember is the emptiness inside Yinping's skull that I can't find

Was it before April 2015 since that's as far back as the archives go.

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Lingqi has it tough enough already without a horse being invovled.

Well, if it involving Lingqi, it might be rape

So that's what happened after Xiapi, she was betrayed by Red Hare...

You people fucking suck.

I think she did too after Xiapi

Not as much as Lingqi did after Xiapi.

boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/100334262/#q100568575

And like everything else /eagg/ ruins it with moral degeneracy like bullying and rape memes.

At least we're not pedophiles who believe that "lolicon" doesn't mean the same thing
R-Right?

>Moral degeneracy
You do know where you are, right?
maybe /r/dynastywarriors is more for you

>there was lingqi bullying and rape memes even back then
i thought the human race could grow and change and be better people
>*spits blood*

why is lingqi's lips so thick? she looks like a white nigger

Reminder Lü Lingqi only takes the BNC [Big Nanman Cock]

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replace Lingqi with Zhuge Liang and it's perfect

i dunno man, maybe you should follow the way of peace

ignorethefilenameplease

Brings a new meaning to Meng Huo's 7 defeats before he surrendered.

t. Sima Yi

Post Lu Bus faction

working on a mount and blade scenario for DW8E, still working out some kinks but I have most of the Swadian and Vaegir officers done

Why not do the opposite and make a RotTK module for M&B?

Because you imbecile,
I want to but I can't into coding

youtube.com/watch?v=pVhujHPkrW8

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

There is one with models ripped for DW.

I hope one day an Empires game comes with a way to make your own territory maps (perhaps by putting together a selection of shapes) or provides mod tools for doing so, but, alas, that would be too good for us.

Didn't warriors orochi 3 already do that?

Hi I'm from /r/dynastywarriors would you guys stop being so gay and join us there thank you very much :)

I think that with the open world DW, the Empires might be joined with it as a game mode/expansion pack material.

No

KT I SWEAR TO GOD IF STORM RUSH IS NOT IN DW9 I WILL LITERALLY KILL MYSELF

THE BLOOD WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS

>people like storm rush

What the fuck.

WO3 let you replace officers and dialogue, but you couldn't actually change stuff like starting position of the units or anything related to the map itself.

augmented reality girls in next musou stars?

>and dialouge

How has nobody made anything with this yet?

Imagine DW9, but players can be affected by the slowdown when an enemy officer uses their musou.

>implying I ever give enemy officers the chance to use their musou

You can can only choose from lines that are already used somewhere in the game, not just write anything.

Jesus Christ that gives me eye cancer

>ไม่ได้ตั้งชื่อ
What the fuck are those Nanman runes

wtf i hate christmas now

I hate to say this but...


Sauce?

>there will never be a warriors orochi game with the gameplay of nobunaga's ambition/romance of three kingdoms

why even live?

Save the picture and google it or get 4chanX and google it

whoa...


typing like this...


really...


makes me think...

I really don't want to pull out the trips again...

I really don't want to pull out the filters again...

You should fuck off and kill yourself before that, we don't need autistic attention whores here. This is a dadudu worship thread.

I just noticed, you are a namefag...


Kill yourself...

worship this!

show the newfag how its done, user.

I want to protect Zhongda from evil wooden statues!

We all love Zhongda, but what does /eagg/ think about Zishang?

Why didn't he surf on one of the soldier's back out of the fire trap?

He did, they just ended the scene before that bit.

Archives? Where?

On google.com!

There we are. Thank you.

>Namefag back at it again

I think he's fine. A little too loyal to Wei and not ambitious enough for my tastes.

I often wonder why they overlook the meatbun autist in the show though

Dont insult Sima Shi.

I meant more like the overworld map, so it isn't just conquering China.

>A little too loyal to Wei and not ambitious enough for my tastes.
I'd have to disagree, Yi literally punches him in one scene because he won't shut up about how the Cao family are fucking up.

>I often wonder why they overlook the meatbun autist in the show.
What are you talking about? he gets 2 (two!) scenes in the show!

A dead Kongming frightens a living Zhongda.

meant for;
boy am I silly

>When Sima Yi heard of such ridicule, he laughingly responded, "I can predict the living, but not the dead."

Shoulda got this in the show

Post hoc way of eluding the fact that the only reason Sima REE ran was because he thought Kongming was actually alive and not dead as he suspected.

>Also visually it looks very poor, pc version of SW2 looks much better

Upscaled SW3 looks even better though
youtube.com/watch?v=0gBiPe50o68

>all that bloom and blur

Fucking dropped.

>implying that bloom and blur was not in the game in the first place

If it was it wasn't nearly that bad.

I don't think it was him being disloyal. Just shittalking the Cao family members that are fucking up. Rightfully so

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Yeah, resolution surely make a big difference
Vanilla sw3 resolution looked very poorly even back in 2010