/hg/ - Halo General

Wait until we hit 300, then we can abandon /hg/ once and for all.
Then we will be free.

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Real /hg/ niBBa hours

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I'm excited for the I01 release version

Needs more work but so far so great

you'll be back

I like it, though I prefer Zanz

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Not yet

This whole thread shows whats wrong with the newfag /hg/

rood

I'd put my index in her control room

More news this week.

>thread is 21 minutes old
>already beyond saving

Halo cosplayers are always bretty gud, anybody got that ODST cosplayer picture?

>mfw #300 is Halo 3 map
"halo 3 babbies" shitposters BTFO'd

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People like you are what's wrong with /hg/.

Then we need to bury it further.

>you will never be jacked enough to cosplay an ODST

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>tfw the reason Sigmund is so shit at the game is because of New Jersey air

I used to jack it to this girl so much and then I watched the show and saw how shit it was.
Haven't even looked at a pic since.

>300 is next
>Collage still isn't finished
>Shitpost this one to death before it's ready
:^)

>half the names on the collage are still wrong

The collage is basically done

How are they going to handle a Hunter pair speaking as a leader?
Can Hunters speak?

It'll probably just be a grunt yelling for them.

No they can't. Or maybe they'll pull it with some kind of translation device or something.

Then post it and lets see the progress

>Can we speak he says
Ayo Jamere, get a load of this guy

I thought their rumbling was just really muffled Sangheili, because they've given orders to Grunt squads before

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That's horrible.
Poor girl

That's not Halo.
That's not Halo at all.

>hunters are the blacks of the covenant
I knew it

No, that's the jackals. Only good for stealing, killing, cannibalism, selling their young into slavery, and have giant protruding faces.

>implying it's not the species that are LITERALLY space gorillas

No, the brutes are too scientific to be black. The brutes are the Indians: they took superior tech and either broke it or strapped weapons to it, and shit everywhere.

They're literally cannibals, user.
Their special battle trait is literally them chimping out.
They were chosen to replace the elites because of how stupid and gullible they are

Brutes are canonically the smartest race after the prophets.

Yeah, I'm not seeing it.
Everything in the games says they're dumb as shit

The Scientific brute meme is just that, a meme based on obscure extended universe crap that most people haven't read.
Everyone knows they're really dumb as shit.

If they're dumb as shit, how did Atriox fight off the Covenant?
Checkmate, atheists.

>If they're dumb as shit, how did Atriox fight off the Covenant?
With bad writing and retcons

Because he was never there for the fights.

He did it the same way Locke tied/beat chief in a fight.
343 forced through nonsensical tension because they can't into proper thematic framing and characterization.

>tfw listening to the 5 ost last night
>realize how overdramatic most of it is
>the older osts were practically ambient noise done with instruments
>the new ones try to perfectly match movements in cutscenes and always get really loud all the time to try and force a mood

Halo 5's OST actually made me appreciate the ambience of 4's.
I didn't think that was possible.

Or maybe that's just the cycle at work. Who knows

Just take a look at this piece of state of the art device. Why don't you show me some elite, grunt or jackal engineering? Oh that's right, you can't because those races are dumb as fuck and the prophets had to everything for them.

/hg/ onii chan, I'm scared! Could you lie in bed with me until i fall asleep? Please?

No.

Oy vey, have you goys been spending your REQels?

I've always been fine with 4's OST for what it is

youtu.be/N6lQXrHtgbg

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>giant guardian of death and conquest right there
>just watches three retards fuck with the laws of physics
Was he intimidated?

Well wait a minute. Last thread had a Halo 5 map. Numberfag I think you made a mistake. You skipped CE

CE has run out of maps. We've used the all
We hit the last one in rotation last cycle

I'll glady take the role, I will be a fair and just ruler.

We've gone through all the CE maps. The official ones at least

Who wouldn't be afraid of Locke?
Superior to Spartan Buck despite less overall service.
Slayer of Jul M'Dama.
Saved the Arbiter's life.
Defeated the Chief in hand to hand combat.
Then turned around and rescued the chief from certain doom.

Delete this.
Delete This!
DELETE THIS!!!
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You forgot to mention his big, fat and juicy sense of duty.

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Chief! Snap out of it! Quit staring and start shooting!

Fucking bitch of a bot, goes around naked and complains when people look

Stop the fucking degenerate anime posting

Heh...
You asked for it!
*shoots load on her*

Eventhough I know this is a falseflag.

I agree.

The glorious leader has spoken!

i miss gayposting

No you don't.

>lalala i suck /hg/ user dik XDXD
Fucking retarded.

im also a masochist
:^)

>you'll never get comfy with a /hg/ user before taking his entire member into your throat and inhaling his thick seed

W E F U C K I N G B A C K

But seriously, what about the stooooooorrrreeeeeewhhhhhhh

We ever learn why she's naked?

Who's asking?

Alright, /hg/. New Policy. 10,000 views per video is the new battery you need to break to start earning dem monies.

How close are you?

This kills the Favyn

My channel averages about 800 views per vid, but I don't put vids out nearly fast enough. Up and coming tubers needs to average at least once a month to make it worth while.

>10k LIFETIME channel views
FTFY
Not that I monetize my channel to begin with

Honestly thinking of giving up my career and doing this

>mfw i don't even enable ads on my vids anyway
Sucks for smaller channels though, this is probably gonna kill any motivation they have.

FREEZE, FAGGOTS!

POST YOUR LEAST FAVORITE HALO LEVEL OF ALL TIME OR I'LL SHOOT!!!