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Torbjorn is the best hero.
>win 3 matches by hair which was really fun
>4th match
>team is 4 stacked
>oh this might be good
>wrong
>they all lock in to hanzo, genji, mcree and widow
>I'm the only tank
>healer can't keep me up
>4 stack guys literally do no damage to the other team
>lose
I really like this, anyways the 3rd match was so fucking good.
OI EVERYWAN STYLOSA HERE
JUST UPLOADED ANOTHER VIDEO WHERE I DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT TALK OVER FOOTAGE THAT ISNT MINE YET AGAIN
PLEASE MAKE SURE TO GIVE ME MONEY THANKS
but his giggle! his enthusiasm gives me the strength to not off myself
>insta lock junk every match
>get a stacked team
game really wants me to win, though i'd be happy playing ana anyway
anybody in gold/plat want to queue up?
looking for some people to play with, and i don't want to go look on overwatch discords because that sounds awful
my battle.net is higgus#2149, i can play on EU or NA and my elo is like 2100 at the moment
my discord is higgus#9240 if you want to ping me to play, too
>solo que
>get stuck with 5 stack
>main rein
>they're all in thie rown hat so dont know what thy're saying
>out the gate on Gibraltar theres a rein mercy bastion combo., standard
>literally none of the group can fucking deal with it and keep dying over and over
>at the end switch off rein go pharah and blast bastion to bits
>team still cant make it to 1st point
Games like this make me consider quiting
>solo q'ing as a rein main
The biggest mistake a man can make.
>2-2 on lijiang, silver rank
>playing zen, not doing very good with healing
>switch to mei
>we narrowly win 3-2
>"gg, you need full cancer and no skill to win! Nice pussy strat!"
>mfw
Has 76 gotten naked in front of Ana?
Nah. He even kept his socks on when they made Pharah.
why can't we just have a normal MvM even instead of this shitty rip off which only allows for certain characters to be picked?
I hope there is a blue skin version of the new Widow skin.
Well there wont be
She's a beautiful white person
Get over it
She was a beautiful white person. She's blue now.
18 hours since it started
The stylosapocalypse has been going on far too long.
I actually hope this event takes place before Talon decided to be a bunch of gangly ass motherfuckers and brainwash Widowmaker, so we get a Widowmaker Overwatch skin.
...
youtube.com
guys look
I know its Ohnickel, and its in French, But look at those fucking skins before you drop.
Holy fuck
Widowmaker IS white
>extra-sexy non-blue widow
>half-naked half-robot genji
>boring-ass basically regular mccree
What the FUCK
Mcree doesn't need to show some skin to be the only man you'll ever need.
Plus I think this is the only black suited skin he has where he looks relatively cool.
>Now I'm going to be able to fully implement Blackwatch vs Overwatch in custom games
Fuck yeah dog
We only need Mimi and its pretty much set.
>non bleu widow
>tiddy genjy
>mercy/tracer with cute hat
>blue maga hat torbjorn
>nendoroid mei
it's like christmas morning
>weeb waifutards 'SQUEE'ing over more cosmetics in the hope it will distract them from the trainwreck that is their life.
Instead they will just rob the game of performance and dev time, and so the game inches closer to death just like TF2
>boring-ass basically regular mccree
His gun has laser sights.
Two flesh hands.
Cute soul patch.
Fuccboi eyebrow scar.
Sick Deadlock belt buckle.
>2017
>still can't mix/match weapons and skins
tell me more about mimi
lel
>widowmaker will never put her fat butt on your face and rip a huge fart
>you will never use your dick to make Widowmaker feel something again
Why am i even living
Babymaker.
Why is "I don't play healers" still a valid excuse when Lucio exists?
>Kings row
>Attack goes well, 3 pts with plenty of time to spare
>Defense not so good, enemy team gets all 3 points but with much less time remaining.
>Defend again, run full cancer mei torb sym
>Lose point in OT
>They push all the way in OT because long OT spawns
>Attack again, get all 3 points with 20 seconds to spare
>both teams get to attack again, 1:00 to 1:20
>Defense first, they get 2 points and halfway to the end
>We get first point on attack but can't get second checkpoint in payload phase
>Game ends fucking 7-8
Craziest most intense game of my life.
Some Overwatch OC that's being meme'd in here now
Stylosa here vocaroo.com
I don't think there is anything lower or more pathetic than someone who talks shit to the other team for beating them.
>*beats enemy team*
>*one of them invites me to a chat*
>'ur fuckin trash'
Really because my win over you seems to say otherwise.
mccree has a new gun
Overwatch RomCom Highschool setting dating sim event when
its very possible to be bad at lucio
wow I got cucked out of that sextuple get
Should I save my weekly win boxes for after the update?
Widow looks so much better as a blue person
That's what I'm doing. Though, if you've already won them, might as well open them now since they content inside is based on when you get them, not when opened.
He reminds me of Clark Gable in Gone With The Wind...want to see zombie Gerard walking away from Widowmaker as she clutches after him on her knees
>I can still love you!
>Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
ded
>event themed around the past
>Junkrat and Roadhog get matching sprays
>still no sprays of either of them before the Outback got nuked
BLIZZARD
I WANT MY TINY RAT AND HIS ADOPTIVE DAD
imagine being this guy
Is there a problem?
How many dragon blades is normal to get in a 2-round competitive match? I average about 16
If that was the case then you'd be able to fix Zarya's winter skin by using literally any other weapon skin instead of the hot pink they decided to put on it. Can't have that.
not for me but i dont post tumblr cartoon twink images of a videogame character and cry about wanting more cosmetics for my fantasy gay character obsession
Junkrat isn't gay and neither am I. I just like the idea of a crime duo who form familial bonds with each other over time.
This is such a sweet and sad spray. Good to see they're putting in some effort with these ones.
I want old Ana to love me and ride my dick until I'm dry!
>sombra's "boop" isnt playing again - at least in the hero gallery
PANIC
damage control 101
they should've modeled young reinhardt with no beard so the difference becomes more obvious.
or make him blonde or something
there's one spot on the whole map you are supposed to be but none of my team is there so its my fault when I die 1v3 and they lose 3v1 to a phara in some side room
rank 2200 is hell, this is the lowest ive been since season one
Stop complaining. Everyone always says their rank is the worst. Maybe it was a shit team once in a few games. Just perform better and carry when need be.
Great Game Blizz. My favorite spray of all time
Zarcy confirmed?
i would say mercy is even easier
all the healers are pretty easy, dont die, hide in the back, heal your team. Healing in every game is the same. Overwatch is even easier with passive heals and no mana
post your unpopular opinion
>I like the punk Trader skin
I'm glad this event is actually lore-based because so far we've gotten jack shit in terms of story. The terribly drawn comics barely count for anything, and almost all of them are about unimportant bullshit like holiday spirit.
0 because is always better not to pick Genji.
Animated Overwatch series focusing on the Light Hearted adventures of Winston and Tracer when
I have so many coins but nothing to spend it on. Where's my Junkrat skins, Zenyatta would be nice too but he already got 2 legendaries the last two events so that's understandable.
What are some top tier youtube channels to learn shit about OW?
Especially up-to-dates ones since the game tends to change quite often.
My little Ninja can't be this edgy
what time is the event starting
today
How to get good with Zarya?
When does the patch hit live in EU?
Is it going to be 8pm?
I want Insurrection Reinhardt to hammer me!
11AM
>woo no "yous" last thread
>lets try again
Here's one (you) now fuck off.
>"its shekle here. o shekle. please subscribe and donate while I talk fucking nonsense."
Would you fugg Ana if you knew she was an old as fuck Witch and used glamour to look like youngAna?
So is all this new stuff gonna be available for a limited time only? That kinda sucks.
Does anyone know if there are any new emotes?
The only reason why I even watch his stuff anymore is to masturbate
masturbate to what
abs
We don't know for sure yet but I'm pretty sure there will be new emotes as well as new highlight intros as we've gotten them so far in every new event.
Edited audio files to make him sound like he's taking it up the bum.
cant we normally download patches in advance?
You masturbate to stylosa?
Well whatever floats your boat I guess but what exactly turns you on in his vids?
What the fuck happened? I just stopped playing for a day, and it seemed like everybody got better. I can barely even kill shit.
He needs healing is all
They didn't preload the patch this time, so that people will download it when it's released in different times and enter the servers more dispersed as to not fry everything again and stop working.
>Kings Row
>Attack get all points reasonable time
>Defence
>Defend the 1st point all the way through overtime
>Each time the enemy team squeezes through on OT
>Next round, defence again
>Suddenly everyone changes from the characters we defended well with to shitters, ruining the whole cop
>Lose embarrasingly
wew good stuff lads
>People actually MAIN mercy
>50 hours in a hero that doesnt need to aim and doesnt do damage
>They dont even play the hero well, spamming healing on you at full hp when you're shooting at someone instead of damage boost, then dissappearing when you take damage, and then running in behind someone into a fight and dying instantly
How
Why
mercy is the most boring character in the game
Patch when?
Because they' like getting dicked user. When you abuse theme in chat or on voice they get turned on.
His face and voice
hi Stylosa
But Junkrat exists
bully me you meanies