/dag/+/bwg/ - Dragon Age & Bioware General #1050

Cyкa Блять Edition

Previous: News:
>the BSN now is gone forever (but there's a backup somewhere so it's not really gone)
>Divinity Original Sin 2 is in Early Access (It will have waifus eventually)
>Tyranny and Andromeda are out
>Pillars of Eternity 2 Deadfire announced (waifus confirmed)
>Cyberpunk 2077 likely out before June 2019

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NOTE:
>We occasionally discuss other, smaller RPGs that don't have their own generals. This does not mean we are /wrpg/

Dragon Age Stuff:
>Check THIS before asking questions:
pastebin.com/NtncZWPf
>DA:O Mods
pastebin.com/n4vGHHHd

>How do I import my save into DA:I?
>dragonagekeep.com
You can use this website to create your own DA World History by bringing over your choices from the previous games. You need an Origin account.

>Where is my Warden?
Committing furry genocide.

>/dag/ (incomplete) Art Archive
dagnaart.imgur.com

>/dag/ booru
dagna.booru.org/index.php

>Help me /dag/+/bwg/, I want to get comfy!
youtube.com/watch?v=kUskD2W4oYU

Friendly reminder that Planescape: Torment 4K remaster comes out April 11.

Other urls found in this thread:

strawpoll.me/12720883
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strawpoll.me/12720912
strawpoll.me/12720932
strawpoll.me/12720944
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

What if Solas wasn't bald

What if Solas wasn't a piece of nugshit

I'd literally kill myself.

Might look nice. The downside would be less kissable surface area.

Why can't I fuck my sister?

Kaidan's cute butt!

we don't deserve best girl

DA:O
strawpoll.me/12720883
strawpoll.me/12720883
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DA2
strawpoll.me/12720893
strawpoll.me/12720893
strawpoll.me/12720893

DA:I
strawpoll.me/12720912
strawpoll.me/12720912
strawpoll.me/12720912

ME1-3
strawpoll.me/12720932
strawpoll.me/12720932
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ME:A
strawpoll.me/12720944
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Kaidan is like a walking talking tampon

7th for I LOVE /DAG/ANONS!

If ME:A got one thing right it's the male butts.

>that lone vote for Sebastian
Cute

Fug..10th.

Flat, nonexistent male butts...

Leliana is my god

Nude male butts*

The nude male bodies overall are pretty nice compared to previous games.

Yes!

Liam's DYEL arms and weird wax-like skin...

Still a step up from tumour-ridden ME3 bodies and DAI's Goodbye Horses + pinpoint nips.

They could have at least added some body hair this time.

no body hair in space

What is wrong with those hands??

They look fine to me.

*stuffs breadsticks into pillowcase* hmm goodnight

In the future we evolve past body hair.

*kidnaps user from his mom's basement and locks him in a cage*

Goodnight user.

I don't want to live in BioFuture.

I hope you wake up in /dag/ manor!

>DA:O 50% alistair
>DA 2 fenris
>DA:I 40% solas

wow rude!

Umm..

>22 votes
>on /dag/
Someone's laying in bed and furiously rigging the polles by phonevoting.

All me.

everybody wants to be queen of ferelden i guess.

I voted Alistair/Fenris/Solas too. Maybe there are other people lurking?

Lurking anons are the lewdest anons..

Need to go! Someone has to keep the thread alive..

Leave /dag/'s death to me...

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I don't like it.

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Yeah, same.

It's very shit.

>shitty contacts
>cheap anime wig
>can't even be bothered to cover up the Cloud tattoo
>FUCK THE CHANTRY
Who in their right mind would think this is worth not only photographing, but sharing with people?

Some fat tumblr pig I guess

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Is this supposed to be a dwarven Isabela, or is she just fat?

Fat.

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>shaved legs
what kind of shitlord drew this?

Lot of bosh'tets in this thread tonite

i was mistaken! this womyn is properly liberated

because she's for nathaniel's use only!

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>tfw bathing in ME fan tears because your franchise is 10000000+ times better

Stop blackwashing Isabela!

>8 fucking votes for Cullen
There was a whole one vote last night. Were we hit by a cancerous meteor since yesterday?

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>the portrait of a piratess lawn gnome

Someone decided to shit up the poll

>you'll never be forcibly turned into a broodmother

is CF still posting on /FNAFG/

Ask her BF

It's a well of morrifag tears because she will never be real

pretty sure she got bullied off of there, too

I will sail on the tears of lesser waifufags that gave up...on to waifu island.

Either that or drive-by nu/meg/ filth. Maybe a mix of both.
That's kinda sad. Was it the same issue as here? Her being suspiciously nice?
/dag/ manor..

>That's kinda sad. Was it the same issue as here? Her being suspiciously nice?
Something about she recruited her DA white-knights to follow her to /5N@F/ to give her public asspats and some user found proof that she had a habit of doing this to other generals until they'd get tired of her.

>tfw /dag/ was probably part of the conspiracy,too

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>DA:I had dozens of unique creatures and foliage types
>even the shitty desert maps were full of nice stuff like qt fennecs and creatures unique to their particualr ecosystem
>meanwhile, ME:A has three types of grass and reuse the same raptors and "dragons" in most of the planets
>didn't even fix any of DA:I's flaws like static npcs and no day/night cycles
I mean, as a wallpaper sim, ME:A does have some noticeable improvements like better draw distance, nicer textures and dynamic snow/sand, but the maps are so visually uninspired and devoid of details it makes me wonder if any of the devs even enjoyed making them.

>DA:I had dozens of unique creatures

There are 66 codex entries for creatures, and that's not counting stuff like different birds and Sera.

I bought DA: I for like 10 bucks from a local store and want to get into it
I played as a two-handed warrior dwarf for a while and so far, it's either doing barely any damage or dying sometimes because I ran out of potions.
Should I make a new char and play a different class? I want to be able to deal more damage but not die after getting sneezed on by a Nug

So I been logged outta Veeky Forums for two months – two blissful months – and now that Mass Effect Andromeda is out, I’m back with a big fat

I TOLD YOU SO.

Yeah, because I’m that petty.

Remember last year when I said Dragon Age Inquisition sucked and that Andromeda would just be more of the same?

And by more of the same I mean:

1) Huge empty zones which in turn cause infinite load screens
2) Glitchy animations
3) Boring Fetch quests/ filler crap with zero real sidequests
4) Shitty dialogue and conversations thanks to voiced protagonist
5) pointless and tedious crafting
6) shitty combat with zero tactics – yes, even on Nightmare

I also predicted that the romances would suck for SisRyder because female players always get fucked up romances, but since I haven’t actually played the game (or read anything about that) I can’t comment.

But yeah. I’m not surprised that Andromeda is just more of the same MMOPRG bullshit that Inquistion was – even after Bioware lied and said that it wasn’t.

I’m also not surprised that there was a controversy about a transcharacter. It’s because Bioware doesn’t give a shit about really representing marignalized people YEAH I SAID IT. Their games are so fucking racist and sexist, even while they pretend to give a shit about being “inclusive,” they’re supporting imperialism and facism and Maniest Destiny (which pretty much sums up Inquistion).

They only really care about truly representing gay people, and it’s not because they care about non-straights, it’s just because the gay people who work for them (David Gaider) pushed for a change.

So no. I’m not surprised that they just keep fucking up. After all, they are the dick-sucking slaves of the bitch goddess that is EA, Destroyer of Video Games.

Play an archer rogue, they do lots of damage and stay out of trouble themselves. Or go with a 2H warrior with the reaver spec, they're kind of between tanks and melee rogues.

>and Sera
oh u

Ummm.

Thx for telling us so, we would never have guessed otherwise..

I have quietly watched EA destroy just about every franchise I ever loved over the years. The Sims, Mass Effect, Dragon Age … It’s over. Those game developers are dead. They don’t make the kind of games I want to play anymore.


After blowing over a hundred dollars on Inquisition – a racist, religiously fascist game that mocks its female players – I am pissed, tired, and disgusted with Bioware. After the ME3 ending, Inquisition was just icing on the bitter cake. Now Andromeda is just more evidence to me that they don’t give a shit.

I hope their company crashes and fucking burns. But that won’t happen any time soon, since there are plenty of dumbfucks out there perfectly willing to pay for their shitty games. You are welcome to them.

Anyway, I’m done bitching. I didn’t come back here to be active again, just to say “I told you so” and point and laugh at all the Bioware fans who harassed me over the years for having a fucking opinion that they were in no way forced to read.

I hope Bioware crashes and burns and I hope all its shitty fans cry when that happens. Yes, I hate every last one of you for harrassing me and making my time here miserable all for your petty cliques, jealousy, and blind devotion to a game compnay that doesn’t give a fuck about you.

Now it’s confirmed: Bioware deleted the BSN to silence us, because they knew their game was shit.

I’m done. I hate tumblr, I hate /da/g, I hate Bioware’s fans, and I wish I’d never discovered Dragon Age Origins and gotten sucked on the Bioware train. I wish I’d played any other game.

Since I’m signing out forever (again, lol) I won’t be answering people’s (yous) or attacks on me. I really don’t give a fuck what you think or what you have to say.

>They only really care about truly representing gay people


lmao have you seen Gil's romance

Only Bioware Edmonton gave half a shit about fags

Some points are valid but you lost me on "Maniest Destiny".

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FUCK IT
MODS ARE DED
POSTEM

Why doesn't Gil just knock up Suvi and Cora if reproduction is so important? In fact, why isn't there a sidequest where you have to find a suitable male to knock you up (for Sara) or impregnate as many women as possible (for Scott)?

Cont.

>a racist, religiously fascist game
explain more
I agree with with the overall point EA sucks dick, just unsure on reasoning.

Inquisition is racist against elves and force you to support the imperialist Chantry.

Maybe an Archer Rogue.
I mean at least I can picklock doors incase I come by one.
Any recommended builds, user?

DA:I > DA:O > DA:2

Stop at once, birds are too important to be posted outside of /vip/

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