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Didn't we have more text in the OP before? Should we add more shit to the OP?

1st for implosion guy is our guy

Every single time I face off against Elise or that new raptor card my opponent top decks the shuffle the next turn. Any body else getting that?

Reminder to cherish your friends.

Why do the stupid Tavern Brawls still give CLASSIC packs?

Its not like new players will actually join this game and or be able to keep up (unless they are related to king midas).

>when she sends nudes

>ooh alleycat in starting hand, won game ezpz
>"fly polly im in charge here"
>yeah now he has a 1/1 and a 1/2 weapon while I have nothing
>lets just play grandma
>*coin* "by claw and cutlass"
>alright it's turn 3 and he has a 2/2 weapon and a 3/4 body
good fucking game

I STILL MISS HIM, BROS!

IT HURTS SO MUCH

USA > UK
HAHA

Not everyone has a full golden classic collection like you, friendo.

so in my infinite luck i got this guy off my pity timer

what epic should i craft? vilespine slayer?

I still haven't unlocked the remaining wings of Naxxramas. At which point in time should I do it? I only have the first one and I do play some Wild here and there.

explore un'goro

Clearly the best voice entrance on the board
>Minions, severants, soldiers of the cold dark, obey the call of Kel'thuzad

We were only supposed to get packs for an introductory period but they keep giving them.

Why not just keep him?

Sometimes I want Millhouse Manastorm to try. I wouldn't dust it.

Why is Nefarian so shit now?

Not only too slow for cancer wild meta, but hes only giving me shit-tier spells ( even with Brann )

Posting again for justice.

>at 6 health
>opponent has egnapper and a 2/3
>I have 2 pantry spiders and two 1/1's
>opponent at 11 health
>play bittertide hydra, buff minions by 1, trade
>there's still a 1/1 left over
>FUCK, FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>all he has to do is trade the 1/1 and his face into the hydra and I lose
>hydra is a 9/9, he has 11 health still
>wait, maybe he won't realize it...
>he's already misplayed twice including missing lethal last turn...
>pass turn
>he hero powers, attacks my face with the 1/1 and his face, then concedes
>mfw

These are the people that inhabit rank 5. You can do it anons.

This guy drops on the board and slaps your gf's ass for 5 damage with the additional of +2 growth every turn, what do you do?

xth for our guy Reynad

If Curious Glimmerroot only shows class cards, what happens if you run a deck full of dogshit neutrals and it gets played? Does it show 2 class cards and a neutral?

>lost after nigger mage played FOUR molten reflections in one turn to set up OTK

I WANT OFF BEN BRODE'S RNG RIDE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

...but that guy is my girlfriend.

>Surviving with 1HP for 3 turns
>Bursting people down from 30HP
Such a skillful combo deck, amirite?

there's no point in unlocking them unless you want to play (((wild))) or get the cardback.

it's my favorite one and I still use it

Supposedly it shows only neutrals.

Why are finns so fucking weird, you guys? I mean you see savjz's father and you see where it comes from: youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA

check out my OTK priest

>Deadly shot
Wooooowwww

I've been doing it for the past month or two. It's a very slow process because I started with 0 gold, but the wings are fun and the heroic card back is sweet. Also, you get decent cards for Wild.

>Why are finns so fucking weird, you guys?
Here's a documentary you might find useful:
youtube.com/watch?v=_lCvBneho48

>we thought about nerfing ice block but lol fuck you faggots buy more packs

because finns are retarded, dumb mongrels

>go on win streak
>about to level
>lose a game
>level up due to loss

so this is the power...of mental illness...woah..................

>mfw ice block is still cucking shitters out of games in 2017

This card should've been retired tbqh

...

>try the new Brawl
>have 2x Pyros on board on turn 4
I've had worse starts

>UNGORO BELONGS TO THE TITANS

I'm starting to keep Auctioneer against all the control retards and it's hilarious

>priest drops T3 dirty rat do answer coldblooded patches
A tactical mistake

>Go on win streak
>Bout to reach next unrank plateau
>Lose one game
>Don't play for the rest of the day

I also just drew Feign Death

kek

This card is so fucking slow and the reward is too weak. What were they thinking?

Good story Brode! Here's one for you.

This one time, a game development company of an online children's card game tried to slow down the meta, as aggressive decks were too strong. However, I kept using the same aggressive deck and it was better than ever! Haha.

you're supposed to get it by at least turn 4 or 5

raptors should have charge

>Mfw they nerfed flare and retired the secret stealer

hehe

>tfw Mage niggers think they got u, but u run 2x Secret Eaters in your deck

meanwhile rogues get a 10x better quest done by turn 2 or 3

>mfw every retard on the planet was saying it was OP pre launch.

I've done it many times and it's still shit

I was thinking just make the 8/8 a charge.

I'm confident this list is better than what the other guy pushing secret mage is playing.

Medivh's valet is kind of shit in decks that don't play ice block. You're playing secrets that are gonna trigger on the opponent's next turn 80% of the time, specially in this version that only runs the 2 good secrets. Waiting until turn 5 to play a secret + valet isn't that great unless you play it with a kirin tor, in which case you probably wanted to play it earlier, and overall it's awkward card that makes the deck more draw dependent than it already is.
Same reason i don't play ethereal arcanist. Besides, you wouldn't play kabal crystal runner if she couldn't lower her cost more than 4, you want to pay 2 or 0 for her. Arcanist is 5/5 WITH a secret up, and will probably die next turn (if not, you're already in a winning position and the advantage isn't game changing)
I also don't like pyroblast cause it will cause your draws to brick even more often.

Secretkeeper is actually usually not that amazing most of the time, you need a good hand to go off with her right away, but it's also another cheap high priority target for removal.

And by every retard you mean just lifecoach

*smorcing sounds

Exactly, that's one of their problems

For example Shamans get Megafin and instantly get a hand refill
But you get Carnassa and you play a 5 mana 8/8. If you're at turn 5, you actually have a higher chance of drawing a non-raptor card than a raptor. Since your deck is mostly 1-mana shit, you're going to be topdecking garbage. Or you topdeck a raptor, and the next card is another shit card.

It should have changed your entire deck to raptors or some shit.

they do if you set up overcosted rhino, which luckily people don't usually remove

rhino+raptors+scavenging hyena(s)=muh dick

yo......................

miracle rogue is so good

>open hearthstone

>opponent plays 2x 5 mana 8/8
>volcano would win me the game
>don't draw volcano
>don't draw taunt
>fucking lose

I've been dominating most opponents with this Elemental Shaman deck. This Pirate Warrior has a terrible start, fucks up on his 3/4 Pirate and missed a weapon buff, and still wins because I don't draw answers to his 5 mana 8/8s. Let alone answers that would win me the game.

Also trump

What is the most fun new deck to come out of the expansion?

midrange hunter mirror matches are most skillfull matchup in game. Prove me wrong

you can't

Taunt warrior. They have the most balanced quest.

See like... you guys give me shit for raging in the last thread but this here... this is what I mean.

What the fuck am I supposed to do about this lucky bullshit? It's literally just luck I literally lose because he got lucky, there's no way to avoid this or play around it or anything. The game just gave him the win with the topdeck into that card. Arguably the perfect card, as it has 7 health so I can't even mortal strike it and it kills my guy for free, perfectly spending his 1+9 mana.

This is why I'm quitting. It's not fun to lose this way, it's fucking bullshit and it's incredibly frustrating that there's nothing I can do about it except quit.

Rogue everything
Non-dragon priests

Just play animal companion into anything but the chimera. Not even a bad position.

Cat into Hyena wins

Secret Mage because it makes quest shitters cry

>shaman needs 1 spell damage
>uses hero power
>air totem 100% of the time

I was shilling no mid range quest hunter since a week before release. Along with silence priest and people thought I was crazy.

>Oh hey, Brawl is up. Maybe I'll finally get to play some decent Un'Goro decks
>Rogue bullshit when my Quests are Hunter/Mage, Paladin and Paladin/Warrior
Thanks Blizzard.

2nd time in 3 games got otk'd by a mage that played 4 ice blocks and 4 molten reflections

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh isn't this a problem?

Welcome to Hearthstone

why does it make quest shitters cry

I don't have him. How does Secret Eater work with Mirror Image or Snipe?

Counterspell wins the game if it procs on the rogue quest activator (the 5 drop)

because it's a game of russian roulette with secrets, you either dodge the bullet or shoot yourself in the face

where the priest decks at?

It's great vs taunt warrior.
And a little bit favored vs quest rogue

Midrange hunter makes YOU cry though.

^^^Meant for

Whoever goes first wins assuming both players have similar starting hands.

>Pressure Rogue down to 7 HP as he combos with novice and preps into reward turn 5
>Use 4 (four) Dragonfire Potions and Deathwing to clear his board
>Freezeguy into Stonetusk Boar kills me anyway
This is why we need pirates and hunters

That only works vs idiots.

On what fucking rank do people not remove Rhino?
It's one of the highest priority minions if you're facing Huntard.

Somehow idiots make it to rank 8

Any good Secret Mage decks going around?

THIS GAME ROFL

PEOPLE GET CALLED PROS FOR THIS GAME LMAO

PEOPLE GET PAID FOR THIS GAME LOOOOOL

Literally put in every secret and ever card that gives you spells

That's it

That's the deck

Yeah but even if they know it's a counterspell it can still force them to delay playing it until they draw another spell to trigger counterspell if they don't have one in their hand

I use

is Lyra a staple now? I'm still not sure if I need to craft it.

Rogues always have spells

hearthpwn.com/decks/799507-reynads-secret-tempo-mage

i use
- 2 secret keeper
- spellbinder

+2 arcane intell
+ice block

or alternatively

People get paid for playing fucking poker of all things, a game where people draw cards and bet that they have the best draw.

80g quest NA. who wants it

Yep she's easily Fandral tier