>Go on a disgustingly bad run >end up in silver >One more game before bed >pic related >still get salty because murdock won't group to do anything and all he does is farm poorly in his lane >Win because Me/Aurora/Narbash get orb >give him shit after the match >tells me he doesn't care and wants to play his way. This Murdock has to be one of the dumbest cunts I have ever played with. We won but I'm still salty at this retard.
Jason Cox
>tells me he doesn't care and wants to play his way
He rekt u nigga, you are foaming here like a cuck, while he honestly does not give a flying fuck about you, nor ur nerdrage and have probably forgotten you already. In fact, he did not even bother to remember you at all, why should he remember some mad cuck anyway?
Brayden Gomez
Just tell him to abort himself like the piece of trash he is It's that simple man.
Austin Bailey
This post explains a lot.
Samuel Gutierrez
>in a 5 stack >we've been winning all our games >all of a sudden our carry informs us that we're up against a streamer and a master smurf >he gives up hope, I'm completely motivated >make it my goal to focus the carry/streamer >bully him all game >throw down my tether in a team fight, take him out and wipe the enemy team >rush instantly win buff >win in just around twenty minutes Granted, his Muriel/Kwang were playing like hot garbage and the master player was just playing Morigesh when he usually plays Yin too. Either way, it was exciting, never played against a streamer or anything like that so I was pretty hyped up about it.
Wyatt Hughes
life as a Paragon player is suffering
Jacob Gonzalez
Smurfing does not mean anything if your team is garbage
3 plats will beat 1 plat always
Liam Cruz
Yeah, that's why I pointed out how his team was playing bad.
Jackson Thompson
It takes way too fucking long to reach a master skin in this game.
The only people I ever see with them austically play the same hero. They also tend to suck ass considering that hero is all they know.
Aaron Reyes
This. Like what the hell, I play this game since early access and don't have higher lvl than 7 on any hero just because I like to, you know, actually try different things and adapt to whatever team needs a the moment instead of autistically playing a single hero only? Reaching mastery should either take half as much time or be based on some kind of challlenges instead of character exp (I mean it even used to be called master challenge). It would also be nice if mastery skins were actually interesting instead of same burning shit for everyone which looks worse than basic skins for half of characters.
Asher Price
>austically
Luke Howard
>someone dodges the draft >get free stars
wtf??
Brody Martin
this has been happening to me too, I don't understand it but I'm not complaining
Aaron Sanchez
Oh boy I can see it now.
People locking in Shinbi, Kallari and Riktor in hopes of forcing a dodge and ez stars.
Camden Long
Jungler Belica is legit boys I wish I were home to post the game. Our entire team had wards and great vision and around the 15-20m mark I could go around clearing nearly every camp in half a second.
Ian Johnson
>jungling is all about clearing dem minyuns boiz
Parker Peterson
Why are there so many people trying to play Riktor now?
PSA: He's still shit.
Gabriel Davis
There are two types of ADC that I've noticed.
The kind who auto everything until it's dead and the ones who wait for low HP to snipe the killing blow.
Which of these is doing it wrong?
Juan Torres
By "everything" do you mean minions or other players as well? With minions, the second approach is obviously the correct one, because getting the last hit is what matters. Although helping your own minions get enemy ones to around half heatlh before waiting won't hurt and will speed things up. In case of players though, only shitters do that since you're supposed to be the main damage dealer in teamfights. How much muh kills you get ultimately does not count as long as the fucker's dead and you can farm efficiently.
Brandon Diaz
I did just ended my third game vs AI. This game is a bit boring.
Angel Price
>People still play this garbage after the monolith update
They should honestly just remove towers and inhibs and make the game a 5v5 brawl in the OP pit because that's what it is.
Blake Hernandez
I...mean....yeah? I don't really have to mention her stun and great burst and how good it is for ganking do I? I appreciate the bump though.
Jayden Reyes
>Has the best deplacement move in the game besides Fey's ult, but his is just one of his skills. >Has a stun >Useless
In the CC meta, a good Riktor will scoop your squishies right out from under your protection and let his team anally devastate them as you stand and watch.
Benjamin Hall
cuntess has a hot mouth
Dominic Lopez
What makes him shit? Yeah compared to Dekker he's bad but thats not fair she's the queen. His kit is still pretty strong he just requires more work and good aim/leading
Mason Flores
>Star system means you get 1 single chest every 3 days instead of 1 every day >The 'advantage' is you can level them up to Gold/Diamond >Get a Diamond chest after sweating my ass off getting wins >Literally full of green tier stuff and 25 coins
>Skin variations are locked behind lootcrates that, even if you were to purchase them with real money, would still give you rep boosts that are useless to people at level 50.
>Epic doesn't seem to realize 'collectors' would drop $15 on a virtual skin for a videogame character but aren't as enticed if they have to play the loot crate slots and get 5x Rep boosts.
Simply...Epic.
Aiden Collins
>What is her stun >What is her burst potential >What is her mana sapping drone securing kills on people who use escapes with a tiny bit of life left >What is her kill securing ult on absolutely retarded Morigesh who overextend with kill thirst.
Henry Watson
Well no shit sherlock youre playing against stupid fucking computers
Step it up
Christian Long
Why won't you play against players then?
Henry Jenkins
>Plays the easiest mode on games >'Hmmph, THIS is a challenge? Ugh.'
Caleb King
are you upset
Nicholas Ramirez
It feels dead even when you're playing against players too desu.
Ethan Morris
A matter of personal taste I guess. I actually felt the same when just starting, but it quickly grew on me. That was back on early legacy though, when it really felt more dead.
Ryan Harris
feeling meme today friends what meme picks should I make
how bout jungle riktor or support mori
Isaac Walker
Exp boosts
Adam Butler
Do not play kallari
Brayden Nguyen
>EPIC has elected to replace owned uncommon items with Rep Boosts. So anytime you open a crate and it would land on a skin you already own, you get slapped with a reputation boost.
Don't buy crates my dudes.
James Flores
>Implying I would buy them anyway instead of just saving for a specific thing I want. Shit's just not worth it
Landon Rodriguez
The shit thing is that some of the good things you can't even buy are in crates. I would shell out for a Belica gunmetal recolour but it's only in the fucking crates.
Mason Gomez
And the chance of getting it is like what, 2%? Not worth your money man. Even if you got coins for free
Austin Campbell
Yeah I'm just gonna use the free crates and keys I get until they fix it.
Leo Clark
>tfw you finally quit Paragon last month and your blood pressure and mood have stabilized
Grayson Brooks
>tfw you use your freebie of the day to quit a game as soon as it starts
Ayden Martinez
I did my first game vs other players. I end up lvl 11 as my opponents, my team were lvl 6 - 8.
How is the matchmaking ?
Jackson Jenkins
How do you think it is? S H I T H I T At least most of the time
Sebastian Nguyen
>At least most of the time I started to play because most people at work play this game. I really hope they are decent players.
Can someone enlighten me about the strategies about this moba ? Do you have to group to team fight? roam ? keep your lanes... ? is it okay to leave a lane and miss xp, or should you rotate with others ?
Luke Kelly
Deathball is king my man, as soon as raptors spawn, group up and help your carry take them.
Ayden Robinson
It's still in beta, so viable strategies keep changing really. As for now, you can start roaming pretty early as long as you have good coordination with your team and it works pretty well. Due to lots of strong crowd control abilities team fights are largely about the numbers. Also the bonus your team gets from killing the boss is insanely overpowered right now. Just experiment and you should get hang of things pretty quickly. If you want someone to play with check out pastebin player list in the OP
Carson Nelson
Do you think we'll be getting any event skins for Easter?
Adam Rogers
>roaming in Monolith LOL the lanes are so fucking tiny until you take the first tower that if you back when the lane is all the way pushed up you'll come back to minions attacking your tower, and if you're a support and try to roam your carry will start crying and spamming I need help even when there are wards.
Easton Green
>Game has mana, an arbitrary limit on how much you can use your abilities >IN ADDITION to cooldowns.
No, fuck that. That shit is anti-fun. If you're gonna give me a mana bar to restrict my abilities, I should at least be able to cast them as many times as I want until it runs out. That or take away the mana bar and leave the cooldowns.
Either way, having both is just bad game design and makes the entire game feel clunky and boring.
One more thing,
>Pick Murdock/Twinblast/Belica >Use past experience with TPS to land headshots >Doesn't kill them in one hit >Doesn't even do bonus damage at all
Shit game.
Thomas Morris
>I can clearly see an enemy, shoot at them >Bullets disappear after 10 feet >Throw a grenade right at their feet >Enemy doesn't explode into gibs, only does a small sliver of damage
Yeah, garbage game.
Christopher Cook
Based fucking user with the well crafted bait that will revive this general. I can appreciate genius when I see it homie.
Levi Scott
>No emote where Countess turns, spreads her buttcheeks and unleashes a cloud of dark red mist from her butthole
Nicholas Gomez
>well crafted Nah man, it's see through as hell, didn't even make me bother replying.
Jonathan Hall
>play Kallari >throw dagger to back of little forest fairy's neck >it just slows her and does baby dmg Wtf this game is so bad
Tyler Murphy
why are you playing kallari, Draymond?
Lucas Collins
Is it just me or does Belica's ult actually suck since it got nerfed
Zachary Sanchez
>today's the day for a free Diamond chest daily reward >router dies Fantastic.
Dylan Ward
Nah it's still good, I've hit for over 1000 with it recently.
Connor Nelson
There's a post on Le Reddit about dodging Mori's ult with Shadow Slip, which reminds me that I did it last night and meant to spread the word: nothing quite as satisfying, /dsg/, so remember to save it if you've been marked.
Samuel Peterson
Yeah shadow slip is good for that shit, like dodging Gadget mines.
Jose Jackson
Yeah the nerfs kinda make it suck. Especially for those playing Belica in the support role who aren't really building much power.
Jonathan Hughes
>I literally don't know what the fuck I'm talking about
Andrew Stewart
Bump before bed.
Aaron Lee
Is it ever worth it to go slap the enemy harvester?
Kayden Perez
Yeah. Prevent them from getting card points when you're ahead
Nathan Roberts
There needs to be a way to mute pinfs holy fuck I hate when the wost player on the team pings the most
David Cruz
Elaborate, please.
Henry Gonzalez
The thing about muting is that if you mute player text they can't communicate w8th you. So by not muting pings you can still communicate
Landon Jackson
>First dude to pick is an Iggy >Informs he's going safe lane >Dares to say"I'll go solo" >Whole team calls him a retard and dodges
what the FUCK
Grayson Ramirez
bump
Jeremiah Cruz
but nobody likes hearing good job spam
Nathaniel Reyes
Shut up or die
Christopher Evans
--------------------------------------ok
Lucas Morales
>Belica looks at your dick with her scouter >she's excited by the challenge >knocks you out with Seismic Assault >you wake up her sitting on your face stroking your dick >she drops a Void Drone that threatens to blast a hole through your kidneys if you cum
Ian Torres
Seriously where is the porn of this game? I thought it would get better after the last few all female releases.
Evan Ward
Damn, and I thought "private life is in ruins" part of her trivia was because of her full commitment to crime fighting. Silly me
Brody Thompson
This is what keeps me up at night. The only good thing I found is by pewposterous and that's only the fey.
You'd think there'd be more of Countess. Or Aurora maybe.
Jace Nguyen
How do we make pornsmiths interested in Paragon?
Austin Gray
Feed artists inner jew. They will publish the porn to their blogs, paragon will get more publicity.
Jose Russell
How long until the balance patch?
Asher Brown
A big one? Who knows. They'll probably put some small tweaks in tuesday one.
Josiah Lopez
Pay for commissions
Jaxson Garcia
I'm thinking about trying this game out, but I don't know shit about MOBAs in general or the specific rules of this one. Is there some sort of tutorial or will I have to face the rage of shitters that don't want their game played by new people?
Zachary Reed
You will play a tutorial and subsequently be matched up with other people who have no clue what they are doing
Austin Thompson
Watch some full match videos on youtube and make yourself familiar with the roles (jungle, carry, support, etc) and the lanes to which a character is best suited (off, mid, safe, jungle). Take your chosen character into some bot games to get a feel for them, then try and emulate what the youtube players were doing. Play safe/ don't die, and learn your match-ups asap (who you can kill at a given point in a match, who can kill you). Always keep an eye on tab to see which enemies are ahead on levels or card points: one is bad, but if they have an advantage in both, stay far away from them. You gain xp and card points by "last-hitting" the little robots and making them burst into balls of orange light. That fills up a bar on bottom-left that gives you one cxp each time it's filled, and you can use those points to buy and upgrade cards at base that make you stronger. Deck building is important, but you won't have a lot of options as a new player, so level up and save your post-game points to get more cards. Try to learn as many characters as you can so you know what to expect.
Caleb Green
Great. Those are always the best matches, no matter in what game.
Mason Young
Alright, thanks for the info. I'll keep that in mind.
Samuel Evans
Check out the pastebin in OP if you want to find someone to show you the ropes
Jaxson Powell
I really don't know why you titled this as Clutchwss when Narbash comes to bail you out and Sparrow arrives and instead of running you decide to turn around and fight because you have zero awareness
Cameron Evans
Sparrow was always with me. You seem to not notice me survive the Grux pull that would have killed me and I got off a dark tide so Sparrow could finish everyone off.
Why would you ever run away from a battle?
Andrew Morgan
>why would you ever run away from a battle? Are you one of those people with the "I never surrender" mindset? You guys are assholes.
Ryder Ross
Uh had he dalyed the pull by even half a second you would be dead asshole that's why you run idiot. Surviving is waaay more important. You didnt do anything "clutch" you just got lucky, and you had another player basically make the entire play. Post elo.
Benjamin Wood
They said they'll be doing big balance patches like the last one every 6 weeks, next one is in May
Luke Harris
stump
Carter Russell
can't
Evan Nguyen
Live, faggot!
Ryan Thomas
Why can't my team kill an enemy that I have completely frozen and then rooted in place?
Why in the middle of a team fight, is our carry (the main source of damage) off farming jungle?
Why does our tank cowardly slink away when an inhib is literally at 1% only to get CC'd to hell and die on his way back to base?